Congratulations to
@annabelle_bronstein for the winning title which Iโve had to amend slightly to fit and hopefully be allowed by the Mods
Fairly quick round-up as sheโs been boring AF and in sloth mode.
She had a shit birthday party at the rented bungalow with basic party food and very few friends. She wore a stupid hat and ugly dress, took photos from the moon and filtered herself to kingdom come which was pointless once her sister and friend showed the unfiltered versions on their instagram.
She got a new sofa which she apparently paid for. It has an extra large ledge for her ginormous arse cheeks. Her
dolly baby has already been used as a prop on it.
Chaz finally got his new teef. They looks suitably ridiculous.
She wants everyone to know she is breast feeding so gets her tits out at any opportunity with Chaz watching on creepily. Weirdly her nipples donโt seem to be front on and have migrated to under her armpits.
Weโve also had a few new faces - mostly alien-esque and a much anticipated car park walk that seemed pretty out of date and didnโt feature a nylon jumpsuit or any balloons. Disappointing.
Previous thread can be found here:
Congrats to @Crowbag on the new thread title. Very fitting we hit a new thread on her birthday. BYG has been smothering poor baby Larose in mountains of oil; predictably she complained in a Closer article that she's been trolled about her new mum Bod, then said in her stories she doesn't know...
tattle.life
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Rockaby Lababy your mum is a ball, your dad is a bike and I hear you can crawl 
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