Lauren Goodger #44 Motherhood expert in 3 months flat, no one wants a Q&A you awful tw..

[Eureka]

She’s become a complete has been. Her threads don’t even deserve to be in Celebs anymore. Total bore.

 

[Anna666]

Before ..... After .... ..... .....

 

[Notredamn]

Why do so many docile gimps film themselves driving? a local man round here does it all day long every day on Snapchat with the radio playing. I don't even use Snapchat other than to check in every now and again to see if he still does it absolute weird behaviour

 

[Crowbag]

He does now wiv 'is new teef!


Skanky's has also flat-lined since it (allegedly haha) entered rehab.

Skanky’s is currently mostly people just making things up, or repeating things that aren't true, or just not bothering to read any previous posts that explain all this. Or stating the bleedin bleeping obvious.
It's mostly predictable and boring.

Maybe her and lozza should share notes and go for a pap walk together. Balloons, tits, charlie (in both senses). They share them all.

Imagine the photos!

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I wonder if Mattel are planning to add 'Bewfelyungel' to their Barbie range? BYG with the bewfelbigbotty. You heard it here first.

 

[JakeM]

I wonder if Mattel are planning to add 'Bewfelyungel' to their Barbie range? BYG with the bewfelbigbotty. You heard it here first.

I wonder if this bewful barbie doll will come with the essentials ( wind machine, scrunchy, polyester jumpsuit, sweet corn tin, and so on ) or will you have to buy them separately?

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I wonder if this bewful barbie doll will come with the essentials ( wind machine, scrunchy, polyester jumpsuit, sweet corn tin, and so on ) or will you have to buy them separately?

Oh you'll have to buy them separately, plus Chaz will be the 2021 Ken complete with bright white veneers and inane grin.

 

[Crowbag]

I wonder if Mattel are planning to add 'Bewfelyungel' to their Barbie range? BYG with the bewfelbigbotty. You heard it here first.

They have several 'normal' dolls, so definitely time for one with lips like a sink plunger, pointy chin, mismatched cheekbones and the vacant stare.
Pull the cord at the back and she says things like me ball, he a bike, sweeeeeeetcorn.
You have to shove plastic burgers in her gob until she shuts up.

And a beggy minge trim pram with a silent staring baby in it.

 

[JakeM]

Oh you'll have to buy them separately, plus Chaz will be the 2021 Ken complete with bright white veneers and inane grin.

Thank you for letting me now. My nieces will be so excited when they open their birthday presents! X

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

They have several 'normal' dolls, so definitely time for one with lips like a sink plunger, pointy chin, mismatched cheekbones and the vacant stare.
Pull the cord at the back and she says things like me ball, he a bike, sweeeeeeetcorn.
You have to shove plastic burgers in her gob until she shuts up.

And a beggy minge trim pram with a silent staring baby in it.

'silent staring baby' with a faint look of disgust

 

[Barkin Mad]

They have several 'normal' dolls, so definitely time for one with lips like a sink plunger, pointy chin, mismatched cheekbones and the vacant stare.
Pull the cord at the back and she says things like me ball, he a bike, sweeeeeeetcorn.
You have to shove plastic burgers in her gob until she shuts up.

And a beggy minge trim pram with a silent staring baby in it.

I really thought you wrote Baggy Minge

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

They have several 'normal' dolls, so definitely time for one with lips like a sink plunger, pointy chin, mismatched cheekbones and the vacant stare.
Pull the cord at the back and she says things like me ball, he a bike, sweeeeeeetcorn.
You have to shove plastic burgers in her gob until she shuts up.

And a beggy minge trim pram with a silent staring baby in it.

If you've got a minute @Pom Bear

 

[Glortard]

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For a person on her phone literally all her waking hours probably even when oddbod pumps her you think she could master google and quietly contact a nearby shelter/foodbank/womans aid but alas no

 

[Sjr2607]

duck off Lozza all you do is sit on that fat grotesque arse shoving food in your fat gob

 

[Glortard]

duck off Lozza all you do is sit on that fat grotesque arse shoving food in your fat gob

Your hobby is eating and its not on hold

 

[Facehugger]

Thank you for letting me now. My nieces will be so excited when they open their birthday presents! X

They're going to be so disappointed when none of the clothes fit, the only accessories you can get is a mobile phone, clip in teeth, flip flops and a bed. And a sink. 'What's this for Uncle Jake?'.

Ermmmmm............

 

[Philimena cunk]

yep the one with the shot black hair

You could chop wood with a face like that ...

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Jeeez she just gets worse that's all I can say

 

[JakeM]

They're going to be so disappointed when none of the clothes fit, the only accessories you can get is a mobile phone, clip in teeth, flip flops and a bed. And a sink. 'What's this for Uncle Jake?'.

Ermmmmm............

Yeah, I think you’re right. It looks like I’ll have to buy the other things too, so what’ll that be?

- Small doll sized sweetcorn tin
- Medium polyester jumpsuit for a doll
- small frying pan for a doll
- chips for dolls
- small doll sized sink
- bed for a doll
- burgers for dolls ( as @Crowbag suggested )
- wind machine
- Oddbod doll
- she my angle doll

bleeping hell, I’ll be skint at this rate

 

[Facehugger]

Yeah, I think you’re right. It looks like I’ll have to buy the other things too, so what’ll that be?

- Small doll sized sweetcorn tin
- Medium polyester jumpsuit for a doll
- small frying pan for a doll
- chips for dolls
- small doll sized sink
- bed for a doll
- burgers for dolls ( as @Crowbag suggested )
- wind machine
- Oddbod doll
- she my angle doll

bleeping hell, I’ll be skint at this rate

Get the one with the face made out of plasticine so you can mould the chin into whatever shape you like and the extendable neck, so it ends up looking like a lollipop head.