Lauren Goodger #44 Motherhood expert in 3 months flat, no one wants a Q&A you awful tw..

[abcdabcd]

Do you think he’s had his real teeth shaved for those veneers? Can’t unsee KP and her shaved down stumps and the thought of him having destroyed his healthy, perfectly fine teeth at 23/24 for what looks like a set of joke shop teeth that he’s now dependent on for life as he’s ruined his real teeth gives me secondhand anxiety

Also the music blasting in that restaurant and this poor baby being exposed to it for hours, at least she no longer has to listen to her dense parents now that she’s deaf...

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Laryngitis certainly does look like she’s being held hostage.

blink twice if we should call social services

 

[Laurst]

Why oh why do Companies like Hello Fresh use people like Lauren for advertisement? She's hardly a picture of health, she can't even speak properly!
She shared a video of her and her toy boy at Miller and Carter, two hours later Hello Fresh.
If there ever was a reason to NOT by Hello Fresh, that attempt at an advert was reason enough.

Edited to add - her camera quality is so bad that we can't tell if it is indeed "perthect", Lauren.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Perhaps it was as before she's doing this bit of advertising to bump-up the special offer codes so she gets some freebies?

 

[Chi4]

All I want to know is ….. did she really scoff two huge dinners lol ? Or was the hello fresh a recording or lunch or a starter ? Before that other greasy meal ??

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

All I want to know is ….. did she really scoff two huge dinners lol ? Or was the hello fresh a recording or lunch or a starter ? Before that other greasy meal ??

They probably did scoff two dinners. Chas didn't get that gut for nuffink ya kno

Looks like a lad's night out in fancy dress.

Look at the top end designer quality of the finishing of her sleeve.
That's £10 from the market for the whole outfit. At most.
Overlocked (or overlicked according to my mobile), sweaty top from a sweatshop for a sweaty lass in a sweaty eatery.

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Jeez that really is a cheap and nasty item with it just being overlocked together; Its also pretty risky not having proper seams to contain the largesse of Lozza instead using just a bit of overlocking on fabric with the strength of cheap bog paper. It could have been an even uglier scene in that restaurant if the seams had blown

 

[bignellie]

eez that really is a cheap and nasty item with it just being overlocked together; Its also pretty risky not having proper seams to contain the largesse of Lozza instead using just a bit of overlocking on fabric with the strength of cheap bog paper. It could have been an even uglier scene in that restaurant if the seams had blown



Thar she blows!

 

[Clickbait]

Why oh why do Companies like Hello Fresh use people like Lauren for advertisement? She's hardly a picture of health, she can't even speak properly!
She shared a video of her and her toy boy at Miller and Carter, two hours later Hello Fresh.
If there ever was a reason to NOT by Hello Fresh, that attempt at an advert was reason enough.

Edited to add - her camera quality is so bad that we can't tell if it is indeed "perthect", Lauren.

So as far as we can tell she’s not actually being paid by Hello Fresh to promote their company. Their recent endorsements have been Emily Atack and Martin & Roman Kemp. It appears that she is trying to get herself a discount on their meal kits by sharing her referral code. The offer she’s sharing is freely available to anyone.

Totally agree she is unsuitable on many levels to promote their brand. She is constantly eating out and when she does her and Chaz only choose unhealthy options and way too much food. The idea she’d try and promote their food and then be seen stuffing her face mere hours later is ridiculous.

She only discovered a ‘love of cooking’ whilst pregnant when she tried to reinvent herself as a pending hot mumfluencer by saying her food was unreal, and discovering how to fry potato in a shed load of oil (i.e. make chips at home) and give a tutorial in making a bacon sandwich. Then there was her roast dinner with ‘gravey’ which Chaz later slagged off in her IG live.

 

[xyzcba]

Charlie had a bash at it once too. Remember her cooing over his 'homemade egg mayo sandwich'
She's very easily impressed isn't she.

 

[JakeM]

Charlie had a bash at it once too. Remember her cooing over his 'homemade egg mayo sandwich'
She's very easily impressed isn't she.

Congratulations Chaz, you are officially the first person to make a 'home made' egg and Mayo sandwich! Bet he couldn’t wait to tell his sink boys about this outstanding achievement

 

[Laurst]

Easily impressed is an understatement

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did he bake the baguettes though? I'd be proud of a boy under the age of 10 for producing that, not someone of Chazza's age, come on.

 

[abcdabcd]

Congratulations Chaz, you are officially the first person to make a 'home made' egg and Mayo sandwich! Bet he couldn’t wait to tell his sink boys about this outstanding achievement

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What do you mean "tell them about it"?! They provided the ingredients from the looks of it! Wasn't someone on here asking about dry eggs a few pages back? Well, it seems they have been thoroughly lubricated...

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So as far as we can tell she’s not actually being paid by Hello Fresh to promote their company. Their recent endorsements have been Emily Atack and Martin & Roman Kemp. It appears that she is trying to get herself a discount on their meal kits by sharing her referral code. The offer she’s sharing is freely available to anyone.

Totally agree she is unsuitable on many levels to promote their brand. She is constantly eating out and when she does her and Chaz only choose unhealthy options and way too much food. The idea she’d try and promote their food and then be seen stuffing her face mere hours later is ridiculous.

She only discovered a ‘love of cooking’ whilst pregnant when she tried to reinvent herself as a pending hot mumfluencer by saying her food was unreal, and discovering how to fry potato in a shed load of oil (i.e. make chips at home) and give a tutorial in making a bacon sandwich. Then there was her roast dinner with ‘gravey’ which Chaz later slagged off in her IG live.

We don't need Lozza's advice on bacon butties because we've already seen Brookie Beckham's Masterclass in that very item! His Mummy says he a very talented Chef dontcha know so watch out Ramsey, Brookie is Cookin'!!

 

[JakeM]

We don't need Lozza's advice on bacon butties because we've already seen Brookie Beckham's Masterclass in that very item! His Mummy says he a very talented Chef dontcha know so watch out Ramsey, Brookie is Cookin'!!

Dorklyn’s cooking is as good as his mummy’s singing and on par with Lauren’s. Kisses xx JM as Furlough Spice would say.

 

[WordSalad]

Charlie had a bash at it once too. Remember her cooing over his 'homemade egg mayo sandwich'
She's very easily impressed isn't she.

He was supposed to do a series with that dishcloth dad bloke. Poor Chas looked so confused in the kitchen on the only episode shown that DD obviously ditched the idea. Fink he's mum must of done all the cooking for him. Now she's replaced by Lozza he's packing on the lard.

 

[behindthesofa]

Lol I love her little face and expressions she looks mortified by them

I know, she reminds me of baby Stewie in Family Guy: 'unhand me you fool!'

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

What do we think? Multiple choices available:

1. Lozza is sharing this cliche because she’s about to announce a tv or car park comeback?
2. Lozza wants some sympathy for all us “trolls” picking on her and is, via this load of old tosh, simultaneously garnering lots of “u k hun” messages whilst warning us of her upcoming wrath?
3. Lozza saw the word “rose” in there and, because she is basically illiterate, thought it said “LaRose”, so she shared it to honour her perfik yung Baybee?
4. Lozza is finally ready to get out of bed and just wants us to know in the most dramatic fashion possible that she will be rising from her pit at some point soon?

Answers on a postcard please

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

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What do we think? Multiple choices available:

1. Lozza is sharing this cliche because she’s about to announce a tv or car park comeback?
2. Lozza wants some sympathy for all us “trolls” picking on her and is, via this load of old tosh, simultaneously garnering lots of “u k hun” messages whilst warning us of her upcoming wrath?
3. Lozza saw the word “rose” in there and, because she is basically illiterate, thought it said “LaRose”, so she shared it to honour her perfik yung Baybee?
4. Lozza is finally ready to get out of bed and just wants us to know in the most dramatic fashion possible that she will be rising from her pit at some point soon?

Answers on a postcard please

There is very little in this world I find more annoying than a stupid meme in third person about a 'woman's strength'

 

[JakeM]

He a bike
She never alone
She rose again

Lauren, I am loving the new names!

 

[bignellie]

View attachment 817793
What do we think? Multiple choices available:

1. Lozza is sharing this cliche because she’s about to announce a tv or car park comeback?
2. Lozza wants some sympathy for all us “trolls” picking on her and is, via this load of old tosh, simultaneously garnering lots of “u k hun” messages whilst warning us of her upcoming wrath?
3. Lozza saw the word “rose” in there and, because she is basically illiterate, thought it said “LaRose”, so she shared it to honour her perfik yung Baybee?
4. Lozza is finally ready to get out of bed and just wants us to know in the most dramatic fashion possible that she will be rising from her pit at some point soon?

Answers on a postcard please

i'm going with 4