Not even some bullshit Beggy excuse for why she wants it. This is more like a demand, she is such a bleeping dick.
Lauren Goodger #30 Slender yungel just a delusion, Chaz plods alongside lost in confusion
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The greed is getting ridiculous. Can’t be doing that well on OF if she’s begging for balloons and a cake.
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She’s probably sent her photoshopped pics to her Aussie midwife snd gone “see I’m skinny, please let me have a home birth”. Hopefully the midwife saw the real life pics that came out
Poor aul big loz. Imagine having an "asthetics" company, and then your photo being on a website highlighting bad filler.
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Is she arranging her own baby shower ? Normally a best friend or female family members job ...............
Get to asda like everyone else ya beggy bint 
Ohhh I really hope she does another shoot with balloons. She didn’t put them down that whole day last time she had them.
Odd is one way to describe it ! Note how its meant to show how lovely and slim our bewful yungel is because its kind of loose and baggy around her taut preggers body.
Either its a size 32 or the other arm isn't even in the jacket....
I can't get over the odd pose / angles of the 'neat bump' her arse and legs.
Tesco is too classy for Loz, Asda is more suited to her because she's common as muck.Get down to Tesco Loz, every little helps!
And where is Charles in these bewful bump pics?? He must be cringing and hiding.
I think I figured out her plan for those balloons, she is going to reveal her body after giving birth to Laulie Rose Chardonnay Vulva Twix Lidl
Hiding in that eighties stonewashed denim nightmare of a jacket.
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C'mon Lauren, you could get all that for a tenner if you're really on a budget (but she'll want speshul personalised ones, no doubt).
Maybe scrunchies are more of a worldwide phenomenon than we think..Aliexpress has these (I'm looking for a watch strap/bracelet)
Can you get a scrunchie personalised with "#busycunt", asking for a friend 
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#Begging for anything she can, photoshops herself but not her man.
#Begging for anything she can, photoshops herself but not her man.
Too busy with his sink.
Whilst Chaz is in the bath getting his skin all nice, she’s getting her bits out on OF to make a tenner to get that cake and balloons
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Aw they are both having facials.
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