The Star should retaliate with a "Lauren Goodger - Correction" article where they un-Photoshop all of her pictures. Might take them a while to work through them.
Lauren Goodger #30 Slender yungel just a delusion, Chaz plods alongside lost in confusion
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Wt actual f? Her upper legs not that long
and the chair legs are indeed buckled. These are terrible 
Wow over 6 months to process this. No wonder the z-lebs and media don't care what they print/say.
bleeping hilarious thoughWt actual f? Her upper legs not that long
I can emphatically say that Springsteen would not have EVER touched that with his own, or indeed anyone else's, barge pole!
The chair Looking like it’s about to buckle must be a joke left in by the back grid editor who was pissed off about having to work 7 hours overtime trying to make her look half decent!
I award Lauren the Cankle of the year award 
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Bewful Pom
They possibly will retaliate. Made an enemy there Loz.
I love how she says’this came this morning and I didn’t know what it was’. Do you give your address out often then Lozza?A box of Scrunchies, I am howling. Hi Lauren!
The silly twit acting like she didn’t beg for them herself. We know your style, Lozza!I love how she says’this came this morning and I didn’t know what it was’. Do you give your address out often then Lozza?
'Ere is dem der same two grand flip flops from Channell dat Gemmas got?
There is still time for that, never fear. Big aul Loz won't let us down.
She cant show a full un airbrushed stomach because the lipo needle sites have stretched like duck, like belly button scars do. She is ashamed, and so she should be. Fat sucked out and stuck in your arse. Who in their right mind would do that? In turkey too.
Hot mess mum, fat mess more like. She's shown no motherly love in her pregnancy. She never had any so no surprise.
I hope this is just a scam really.
Hot mess mum, fat mess more like. She's shown no motherly love in her pregnancy. She never had any so no surprise.
I hope this is just a scam really.
I mean, I assumed it was just me, on the extra motherboard of pain killers because things are not going so well right now. But those photos are actually real and out there because you can see them too! I wish I’d taken some when I was up duffed but that would only ever have been for my eyes.. which are currently seeing several of everything….. 
No you're right it's like a fun house mirror, I just keep looking thinking what is going on here
Is she birthing a toddler????
How tall is she with those super long thighs? At least 6ft min.
Just remembered we don't have a column to look forward to tomorrow
What one do we think she will put on a huge canvas and put up in the flat? I reckon it will be the denim jacket one in black and white as that is tasteful and sexy init
It will be so blown up (in every sense of the word) Oddbod will have to move his "Dog's playing pool" and Tennis player scratching bum" (Andy Murray though not the original with Fiona thingy) artwork to hang it on the grey veloor wall.
OH MY GOD! shook I tell you shook! This has to be a bleeping wind up. Lady Sarah hahahahahahahahahahah . Finished work in twenty minutes and will catch up with the rest.
OMFG what if Lady Sarah is actually one of us ! Full circle!
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