Own up dear Scrunchies, which one of you did O level (GCSE to you yungels) Stitch and witch and knocked up those bewful hair sessories?
Lauren Goodger #30 Slender yungel just a delusion, Chaz plods alongside lost in confusion
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Own up dear Scrunchies, which one of you did O level (GCSE to you yungels) Stitch and witch and knocked up those bewful hair sessories?
Hope you ok FreddieI mean, I assumed it was just me, on the extra motherboard of pain killers because things are not going so well right now. But those photos are actually real and out there because you can see them too! I wish I’d taken some when I was up duffed but that would only ever have been for my eyes.. which are currently seeing several of everything…..
she's using the baboon's arse filter again!#nofilter
I don’t think the chair is buckled under her weight (it’s got metal legs), but it’s warped from the crazy photoshop she’s had here... they’ve lengthened her legs to put her mega bump in proportion and smoothed every bit of her bare skin. She barely has knees ffs!! There’s NO WAY she doesn’t have a bit of cellulite, most of us do.
Her face is straight out of an app(honestly I wonder if she asks for the originals & just does it herself as it’s free), it’s ridiculously fake.
No doubt she’ll get it printed up and on the wall, why bother, it looks nothing like her. No wonder she can’t accept what the paps print if she surrounds herself with delusion!!
Her face is straight out of an app(honestly I wonder if she asks for the originals & just does it herself as it’s free), it’s ridiculously fake.
No doubt she’ll get it printed up and on the wall, why bother, it looks nothing like her. No wonder she can’t accept what the paps print if she surrounds herself with delusion!!
Midwives will be in stitches when she walks in looking 10 stone heavier with 10 extra chins with oddbod trailing behind with his man bag under his arm.
They'll be ditching the stirrups and straight on the blower to Scaffolders R Us to bring in reinforcements in anticipation for the stitching ceremony.
Might have peed a wee bit
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There's another thing, wait til she can't cough, laugh or sneeze without a little wee coming out. Sorry, sorry I forgot bewful young gel is gonna get designer Fadge isn't she.Might have peed a wee bit
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Yungel has started a scrunchie revolution, I present one Jason Mamoa star of Game of Thrones (and several of my finest naughty dreams) wearing a pink Branded Fendi scrunchie on his wrist. I can only presume that this thing is going to spread like Covid.
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I see the neat bump is out in force again 
the best thing about these photos is it says it's for a glamorous shoot. It's not even for a publication it's literally just her paying to get photos taken and flogging them to the DM. Dropped by ok and can't even get a shitey mag to pick up your rank photos.
the best thing about these photos is it says it's for a glamorous shoot. It's not even for a publication it's literally just her paying to get photos taken and flogging them to the DM. Dropped by ok and can't even get a shitey mag to pick up your rank photos.Attachments
That beast of a man wears that scrunchie to tie my hands behind my back when I'm naughty.. Bend over Blowie, you've been naughty slagging people off on Tattle haven't you........Back in the room
Such an odd way to wear a denim jacket.I see the neat bump is out in force again
Our Loz is an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed with mozzarella and bacon. It's beyond us to question her Lozness, either that or she is assembled like Mrs Potato Head and the preschoolers who slapped her together put her together wrong.
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Her knee crease on the right leg looks odd also like it’s going straight into the edge of her knee .
And how does she explain her figure that looks identical to the "street paps" "fake" ones? #windgate
My first thought was that it was one of us . Even the note seemed like an elaborate joke . Over the top gushy sarcasm . That way my take on it . It’s genius if it is . I think that’s a more exciting point of view
No Beggy Mitchell I wont
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Just noticed the amazonian legs !!!! Honestly the photo shop is awful, it's like playing spot the difference
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