Lozza seasons chicken whilst Chaz sort of asphyxiates it , well he chokes the chicken in the sink.It's ok Lozza loads of pervs have already seen your seasoned chicken pet
Lauren Goodger #27 Scamming cash by selling fake gear & lips that look like a baboon's rear
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āAfter the baby I will continue toā after the baby what? You mean after the baby is born? āAresā? Thick as tit!
Why does she resemble an American inmate ?
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What's she done to her neck, it only looks about 3 inches wide, how's it holding her head up?
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Thanks Sunny
somebody somewhere obviously didn't like something she was doing then.
I mean, her posts are getting more difficult to read and thatās saying something. The word salad isnāt even in a bowl anymore, itās been flung around the room! Part of me is sad for her, sheās illiterate, why would anyone let her near their face with a needle when she canāt write a readable sentence? That poor poor baby.
Why would she choose to go full time when the baby is born? Sheās never worked full time in her life. AND didnāt she publicly gripe re mothers who work FT saying she didnāt agree with it !!
I thought she'd picked up a bag of gravel from the car park then chucked it over the chickenWtf is that stuff on top of the chicken? It resembles the output from those Vietnamese blackhead popping/removal videos on the Youtyoob
Yes!!!! She did mock mothers who worked and had their children in childcare!!! She said this when she wasn't even a mother! Now she is skint she is begging to work and can't even advertise herself correctly or use proper grammar in her posts! So Chaz works and she is planning to work!? So WHO will watch your baby? Are you going to wait 6 to 9 months so you can bond with your baby and then go to work?? Or are you jumping straight in and leaving your baby with a stranger that you so publicly disagreed with?? You are a an idiot.
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Ahhhhhh Yorkshire Profiteroles!!!What's happened is she's been googling fancy desserts to impress old Oddbod, and she now thinks you can make one of these out of Yorkshire puddings & treacle
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She looks half-asleep and gormless
She does the same amount of Roasties that I would do for at least 4 !!!
And the grammar ...... FFS really. It's frightening
And the grammar ...... FFS really. It's frightening
So just because she opened a tanning shop she thinks it justifies being able to inject peoples with fillers etc ?! Unbelievable
No chance, she cant even pronounce croquembouche let alone spell or god forbid make it.What's happened is she's been googling fancy desserts to impress old Oddbod, and she now thinks you can make one of these out of Yorkshire puddings & treacle
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Just looking back at the stories and they didn't even make it to the plate
Was this when she went to see her dad on his birthday? No badly spelt captions to attach to filtered pics of them both? It's a sad day indeed
Speaking as a Yorkshire lass. I don't use Auntie Bessies personally but I'd rather people used them than (heaven forbid) had NO Yorkshires, though they are missing from the final meal so she either burned them, forgot about them, or ate them before she plated up!
Those roasties aren't roasted, they're boiled in oil. They're meant to be crunchy not wet. Ugh. Stuffing balls, though? LAZY. A packet of Paxo is THE easiest thing to make, much better than those frozen dry monstrosities.
She seems to have rubbed chicken bouillon (you can see the tub in one of her photos) on the chuck before she's roasted it. No idea why, chickens just need a bit of pepper and an onion shoved in them for a basic roast. Why use salty bouillon, her blood pressure will be off the scale.
No idea why Chaz is asking for that any time of the day. I'd invite him to mine for a proper roast but I respect my sink too much.
Those roasties aren't roasted, they're boiled in oil. They're meant to be crunchy not wet. Ugh. Stuffing balls, though? LAZY. A packet of Paxo is THE easiest thing to make, much better than those frozen dry monstrosities.
She seems to have rubbed chicken bouillon (you can see the tub in one of her photos) on the chuck before she's roasted it. No idea why, chickens just need a bit of pepper and an onion shoved in them for a basic roast. Why use salty bouillon, her blood pressure will be off the scale.
No idea why Chaz is asking for that any time of the day. I'd invite him to mine for a proper roast but I respect my sink too much.
Shes just constantly reading on tattle isnāt she
She is
Is she still selling all her designer shoes /bespoke trainers etc .. that she keeps finding in her home ? Or have we stopped that
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A leaky nip slipShe just posted and deleted a nip slip video promoting her only fans. Did anyone else see that? Maybe she got the wrong account
?She obviously bunked off the day of her asfetics course where they teach facia proportion. The top lip is supposed to be 1/3 and the bottom 2/3 wideIs that a botch job or mouth herpes ?
it hurts my head trying to fathom what the village idiot is on about today
I stick half an onion and half a lemon in my chicken cavity - ooh errm Mrs
I should probably copy this to the H & M thread haha.- Status