Lauren Goodger #24 Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree B . E . G . G . I . N . G

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I took a little Lozza break. Come back and there's 23 pages, I can't be araed reading tbh🤣 I assume she is still clad in beige synthetics?
 
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I dread to think what bra band size she is with that bump so high up. She must be ridiculously uncomfortable!
 
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I took a little Lozza break. Come back and there's 23 pages, I can't be araed reading tbh🤣 I assume she is still clad in beige synthetics?
Same, same but crammed into a baby blue body condom. It could be two-toned or it could be the editing gone wrong it's hard to tell
 
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She really, really, truly has the absolute WORST dress sense I've ever seen. I would say does she look in a mirror before she leaves the house - maybe she only looks at her reflection on her phone with a filter on & that's why she thinks she looks like her photoshopped pics? Either which way, I've never I've seen her in a decent outfit.
At least it provides much amusement so there is that 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

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Sex work isn’t irrelevant, social services will become involved if there is any risk (eg; child witnessing or being around anyone involved in pornography) sadly some bad bastards out there who do involve children! It only takes one person to raise a concern and a risk assessment has to be done!

Big Loz finking she’s a young gel! She’s hit the big time, selling this crusty body for £4 🤣🤣🤣
Why is it listed in Aylesford? Does she get someone else to sell her tat for her?
 
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She really, really, truly has the absolute WORST dress sense I've ever seen. I would say does she look in a mirror before she leaves the house - maybe she only looks at her reflection on her phone with a filter on & that's why she thinks she looks like her photoshopped pics? Either which way, I've never I've seen her in a decent outfit.
At least it provides much amusement so there is that 🤷🏼‍♀️
It's baffling isn't it, I've never seen her in normal clothes like jeans and a top with a blazer thrown on like everyone else is capable of wearing. Granted she would need to have jeans especially tailored to accommodate her arse but anything would be an improvement on these godawful stretchy numbers.
Also why is why carrying a bag when she's going nowhere? What is inside it?
Also who or what is she always straining her owl neck to look at? Some dignity maybe.
 
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And obvs we’re always walking down streets and across roads in fluffy slippers 😂 what an absolute twunt!
 
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Same, same but crammed into a baby blue body condom. It could be two-toned or it could be the editing gone wrong it's hard to tell
If she slips (struggles) into a synthetic purple number I'll have to kick off. Purple is my favourite colour and shouldn't be done dirty like that 🤣

God her ankles are like old lady feet at the post office. You know the poor old dears who's fat comes over the shoe?
 
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Warning for next pic. It will hurt your eyes. Check out the butt, is that even normal And look at the left hand. It’s white and so swollen. No circulation?
And the face, no words. Hideous

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She’s dressed up with Vampire teeth 🦷 ???
She has the trashiest dress sense ever. Even if she was loaded she would be the epitome of money can’t buy class and it takes a lot of money to look this cheap. She has no style at all.
 
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She has the trashiest dress sense ever. Even if she was loaded she would be the epitome of money can’t buy class and it takes a lot of money to look this cheap. She has no style at all.
Cheap. Nasty. No class.
 
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Come to think of it, I could not tell you the last time I saw her in anything non stretchy. Like has anyone ever seen her in a pair of jeans!?

As @Katie8ee would say, those sliders are violent!!! I despise 🤢
 
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She really, really, truly has the absolute WORST dress sense I've ever seen. I would say does she look in a mirror before she leaves the house - maybe she only looks at her reflection on her phone with a filter on & that's why she thinks she looks like her photoshopped pics? Either which way, I've never I've seen her in a decent outfit.
At least it provides much amusement so there is that 🤷🏼‍♀️
She has a face which resembles an animal but I can't think which... her clothes are so cheap and horrible. I'll just stand her in the road then shall I in case a photographer comes along by chance... go away you moose!
 
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The dress is horrid but those shoes are vile! She must be desperate for attention to wear that.
 
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She has the trashiest dress sense ever. Even if she was loaded she would be the epitome of money can’t buy class and it takes a lot of money to look this cheap. She has no style at all.
It is like looking at something neanderthal in dress it has found in a fire pit.
 
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Cheap. Nasty. No class.
Exactly. That dress is rotten and the two tone colour makes it look cheaper. The slippers are vile and then to finish off the look she has a fake LV bag, bouncy blow-dry and a Pixar films face 🥴🤣
 
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Warning for next pic. It will hurt your eyes. Check out the butt, is that even normal And look at the left hand. It’s white and so swollen. No circulation?
And the face, no words. Hideous

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She’s dressed up with Vampire teeth 🦷 ???
The white swollen hands are from the way too small spandex cutting off circulation! I know this as I once wore a 2 sizes too small Spanx under a dress to a wedding and the same thing happened, I nearly fainted and ended up knickerless and braless for the whole wedding!!!! She is probably wearing 4 sizes too small and the full body one too, so she has cut off her circulation, dangerous for the baybee!

Same, same but crammed into a baby blue body condom. It could be two-toned or it could be the editing gone wrong it's hard to tell
Spanx
 
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