When little Roshell Goodger Drury is born that cum bucket Lauryn Goodman will post something along the lines of the baby being her meal tickets future girlfriend.
Her mates own a kids clothes shop that was on the TV a while back so she will be decked out in designer most probably.Oh god don't get me started on trainers.
I've had the same running shoes for almost 10 years, which I accidentally left in the drier last week- ruined... so I buy a new pair for £60 and feel awful. My kid asks for new Air Max or whatever the feck they are, £100 even with him paying some of it- he only got new ones at Xmas.
Edit - I can't see Nike sending her freebies in 14 years time. Cutesy Etsy stuff won't be acceptable for how vain her child could turn out. Let's hope she's like the daughter from Ab Fab and thinks her mum is a bleeping moron.
I bet they reek to high heaven !But early like but
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#Lozza and her changing belly, wearing polyester that makes her smelly
Oh god, I read that's you were having a sneaky wee in the park to start withSame over my side Katie. I'm out having a sneaky wee tin in the park while my kid homelearns. Windy as heck here!
Notice how I'm out in a park with my leggins and no intention of working out. I also have tiny Lozza-esque feet at size 4! Come and find me Backgrid, I am your new star!!!
I need all the help I can get to keep you in line, you dirty devil, stop it or I'll get my cane out and spank your tail with it. Coat, now!Sorry, you are not qualified to make that kind of statement, that's reserved for Facehugger.
Prediction there Pom for child number 2!!!
Pissing myself at "Coat now!"Oh god, I read that's you were having a sneaky wee in the park to start with
I need all the help I can get to keep you in line, you dirty devil, stop it or I'll get my cane out and spank your tail with it. Coat, now!
As for footwear, oh she won't have that baybeh in any chav trainers, she'll be on the beg to Lelli Kelly or summat before it's even crawling.
Prediction there Pom for child number 2!!!
It's the only way to deal with him, honestly. He's like a bloody Labrador bucking the postman's legPissing myself at "Coat now!"
Big Loz is very quiet tonight do you think because she's on this healthy bullshit kick that she's not going to video her takeaways anymore ?
Bet Chaz has bucked a few postman's legsIt's the only way to deal with him, honestly. He's like a bloody Labrador bucking the postman's leg
I think she's stuffing her fat Face with something disgusting knowing her, maybe she's #beingkind and giving us a night off from fetching up
And their Willy's.Bet Chaz has bucked a few postman's legs
I was trying to be classy and not say Willy.And their Willy's.
Sorry I couldn't resist
That means she’s bought KFCI’m shocked that she hasn’t documented herdreadfulcooking today. That must be a first. Maybe she’s in laybah?
Absolutely. Though I have to admit, I’m still shocked that she didn’t show us her order like she does whenever she gets a pizza. Moleman must’ve been reading here again.That means she’s bought KFC
Delivered by some dodgy geezer on a moped.That means she’s bought KFC
She prob fucked him too thinking she might end up with twins.Delivered by some dodgy geezer on a moped.