Lauren Goodger #21 Baby soon, might arrive in June, bath full of water to relax her noon

[Pom Bear]

Head swap xx.

 

[Pom Bear]

That column she wrote made me laugh..she be better of writing children's books xx.

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

Hello! I am new here. I have been lurking for a long time and you all make me smile. I have no outward interest in z-leberity but this woman and her management frustrate the hell out of me. I would pity her and think she was exploited but she appears to be the one exploiting herself. She isn't the fattest person I've seen by any means. She didn't used to be ugly. It's the lack of self awareness, the shame faced pornography, the complete stupidity and the ridiculously deformed surgery and filter fiction that gets me. Oh. And the gigolo 'boyfriend's, terrible food and awful nylon clothes. Thank you so much for entertaining me!

 

[Pearshaped]

Was looking through my photos earlier and came across these little gems..
Long before I even knew about the joys of Tattle I was kind of obsessed with the catfish that is Big Loz Goodger

 

[Katie8ee]

I feel like I need to get my wine glass out and have the Murder She Wrote song playing for the amount of sleuthing I have just done.

So the baby company that she just posted the free gift box "Ivy J" I go on their Instagram and I recognise one of the girls in the grid pics. I click on the Etsy link where there are only like five items to buy and then start to read the little blurb. It's a new company set up in lockdown ya da ya da and one of the partners has a kid called Arlo-J. I think this name rings a bell so full circle back the girl (Arlo-Js Mum) who has the baby gear place ( not a registered company) who Big Loz is promoting is dun dun dun the new girlfriend of Charlie's boyfriend/rap partner Josh!!!!.

Imagine I said all of that in one breath.

*Mic drop*

Edited to add . It is marketed as a home grown natural company but the Etsy bio advises it's imported from China so it's mass produced a la Boohoo/fast fashion labels.

 

[behindthesofa]

Look what you did!

Is Lauren Goodger naming her baby girl Lauliè?

The former TOWIE star, 34, previously revealed that she had been toying with made up baby names as she wanted something 'original'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Jersey Girl]

Very early thread suggestion.... On only fans flogging her golly, earning money for her baybeh Lolly.

 

[265]

And there they are - pink headbands for a bald baby - stupid.

I don't like headbands on baby girls, screams tacky.

 

[Clickbait]

I’m not so keen on Oddbod. I think he’s a fame hungry chancer with no particular talent who has tried to attach himself to some ‘famous’ women in order to get himself a profile (the prized blue tick) and some easy cash.

Katie Price was first to bite and whilst I’m no fan she was clearly off her face at this time which he admits himself. He then did a kiss and tell on her going into unnecessary detail (bursting stitches ) for the cash, signed to some kind of modelling agency, started selling a range of car fragrances, and launched his cringefest rap debut single.

I can imagine when no offers came rolling in, he went on the prowl again ‘sliding into the DMs’ of other ‘celebs’ until some low-rent desperado i.e. Big Loz showed an interest (despite being quoted as saying she’d not want Price’s sloppy seconds). I’m sure he just bombarded her with compliments about how beautiful she was and she lapped it up.

Not sure if he planned on getting her knocked up (if indeed he did) but he’s hitched himself to that wagon for whatever it will get him until he either can’t take it anymore or something better comes along.

 

[JakeM]

I’ve just found the article. I definitely see Ting Tong in this photo:

 

[Pom Bear]

Needs some balloons xx.
Back later

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Pic from Daily Mail. Look what she’s done to her finger next to the thumb. Looks like a needle finger.

 

[geordiegirl]

The ‘column’ Had to laugh when she compared herself to other celebs and she’s now a ‘five star chef’; is that a Michelin or Little Chef Lozza

interesting she mentions about not paying some bills affecting her credit rating...

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Omg tattle are basically running the side bar of shame

 

[NinaStar90]

Aw guys ad so many comments an dms abawt ma cookin Well ere is a buhguh a made wiv no resipy jus got some lettis and unyuns and fried it awl up. All ma own wahk

 

[liar liar]

Loz posted on IG, baby clothes..

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And there they are - pink headbands for a bald baby - stupid.

 

[Fifthavenue]

So I have just stumbled across this little nugget. Seems our Loz and Chaz are looking to launch a clothing range. Perhaps this is also going to be the babehs name Lauliè it totally is isn't it. There aren't any posts on the page yet and it only follows Big Loz and Chaz.

Instagram

www.instagram.com

Yes this was her OF agency account. We spotted this the other day but didn't want to post anywhere as we were trying to find more things out and sell it. it's probably her baby name. We searched the brand but doesn't exist of course.
You should be one of us! You're good at spotting it all.

 

[NinaStar90]

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Mum police

Sorry but 'Mum Police' are those annoying twats who demand you breastfeed and don't co sleep, not the mums who are asking why the FECK you are stuffing your gob with 4kg of fat and salt a day, and selling your dirty keks on OFs.

 

[Lan70]

RANDOM POST !!

ok..so i found tattle because I can’t stand Sallie Axl and needed to know if it was just me that found her fucking vile !!! Or did I just have anger issues haha .. oh yea
Katie price is another muppet that boils my piss regularly ..
Along with earth mother lozza...who is quite frankly the most docile woman I’ve ever come across in the 47 years of my life !!! so I’m in my fucking glory with all 3 on here
Thankyou Tattlers !!!!
I jump between these three Fucken idiots threads every few days ...
But you lot on this thread literally give me life !! I actually cry laughing at you all !! Your all as mad as a box of frogs
Please !!! Don’t ever leave !!!
Xxxx

 

[Blue1989]

And there they are - pink headbands for a bald baby - stupid.

I hate headbands on bald babies. Why would you want your child to look like an Easter egg?