When little Roshell Goodger Drury is born that cum bucket Lauryn Goodman will post something along the lines of the baby being her meal tickets future girlfriend.
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Her mates own a kids clothes shop that was on the TV a while back so she will be decked out in designer most probably.Oh god don't get me started on trainers.
I've had the same running shoes for almost 10 years, which I accidentally left in the drier last week- ruined... so I buy a new pair for £60 and feel awful. My kid asks for new Air Max or whatever the feck they are, £100 even with him paying some of it- he only got new ones at Xmas.
Edit - I can't see Nike sending her freebies in 14 years time. Cutesy Etsy stuff won't be acceptable for how vain her child could turn out. Let's hope she's like the daughter from Ab Fab and thinks her mum is a bleeping moron.
Why can’t she just go and make a juice instead of easy lazy frozen stuff she’s begged for . She is grating on me tonight
I wonder if her mates find her irritating as hell ?!
Head swap 
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#Lozza and her changing belly, wearing polyester that makes her smelly
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#Lozza and her changing belly, wearing polyester that makes her smelly
Needs some balloons xx.
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I bet they reek to high heaven !
Lozza have that pissing baby and sssh now 
Oh god, I read that's you were having a sneaky wee in the park to start with
I need all the help I can get to keep you in line, you dirty devil, stop it or I'll get my cane out and spank your tail with it.Sorry, you are not qualified to make that kind of statement, that's reserved for Facehugger.
Coat, now! As for footwear, oh she won't have that baybeh in any chav trainers, she'll be on the beg to Lelli Kelly or summat before it's even crawling.
Prediction there Pom for child number 2!!!
Pissing myself at "Coat now!"Oh god, I read that's you were having a sneaky wee in the park to start with
I need all the help I can get to keep you in line, you dirty devil, stop it or I'll get my cane out and spank your tail with it.
As for footwear, oh she won't have that baybeh in any chav trainers, she'll be on the beg to Lelli Kelly or summat before it's even crawling.
Prediction there Pom for child number 2!!!
Big Loz is very quiet tonight do you think because she's on this healthy bullshit kick that she's not going to video her takeaways anymore ?
I know one thing for sure, she's gonna have the shits bad drinking all those smoothies. Her body is gonna go in to shock when the fruit hits it.
Ass wipes for Goodger!
Ass wipes for Goodger!
It's the only way to deal with him, honestly. He's like a bloody Labrador bucking the postman's legPissing myself at "Coat now!"
Big Loz is very quiet tonight do you think because she's on this healthy bullshit kick that she's not going to video her takeaways anymore ?
I think she's stuffing her fat Face with something disgusting knowing her, maybe she's #beingkind and giving us a night off from fetching up
Bet Chaz has bucked a few postman's legsIt's the only way to deal with him, honestly. He's like a bloody Labrador bucking the postman's leg
I think she's stuffing her fat Face with something disgusting knowing her, maybe she's #beingkind and giving us a night off from fetching up
I was trying to be classy and not say Willy.And their Willy's.
Sorry I couldn't resist
I’m shocked that she hasn’t documented her dreadful cooking today. That must be a first. Maybe she’s in laybah?
She doesn't document every day her vomit inducing roadkill meal.
That means she’s bought KFC
Absolutely. Though I have to admit, I’m still shocked that she didn’t show us her order like she does whenever she gets a pizza. Moleman must’ve been reading here again.
Delivered by some dodgy geezer on a moped.
She prob fucked him too thinking she might end up with twins.Delivered by some dodgy geezer on a moped.
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