Over the shoulder Boulder holderHer boobs look like my old nan's pendulous knee skimmers.
Bet her arse stinks
I just saw that , rambling on and on. !Promoting those fx things on her stories again... reported
Hahahahahaah I snorted at the thought of this. Imagine her lassoing those watery looking curries she gets deliveredShe probably uses her dressing gown cord to lasso food from the kitchen!
BrilliantI think we need a Lozza dictionary for any new members seen as we talk so much craziness on here!
So here goes, feel free to add!
Lozza - Lauren Goodger
Chaz- Charles Drury
Oddbod- Also Charles, Carry On character looks like Charles.
Sink boy - Also Charles, he made a video of himself spunking in to a sink, as you do.
Mole man- Lauren's manager, looks like a mole.
Tom Thumb- As above, also looks like a thumb
Violent scrunchie- Lozza always wore the same dirty scrunchie.
Scrunchies - Lozza thread followers.
Hollywood 2- Lozza's favourite facetune.
Sheesh man- possible real baby dad works at Sheesh
Baybeh- How Lozza says baby
Yung gel- How Lozza says young girl.
ET- referenced to Lozza having a neck like ET
Velozzaraptor- referenced to Lozza's little hands, especially worse with Photoshop fails
Sweet corn/Corn on the cob - Lozza's favourite food.
Vine tomatoes - once beautifully placed on top of a plate of slop.
Slop - most of what Lozza eats.
Pit- Lozza's bed.
Sausage skin - Lozza's favourite lounge wear.
Peppa/piggy- Lozza.
I'm tired now.
brilliant@Clickbait hahahha brilliant catch up, made me smile a lot.
so guys if u do complain, it’s pretty easy as I have done it. Why should she be able to get away with this? Young girls/boys are under so much pressure with looking a certain way now a days, it’s unfair that they are creating a look that’s not achievable. I agree that Lauren is in a shit place, but she’s also an adult that has options. She has a horrible attitude, which we have all seen in her earlier years on towie, but also still has, as our good friend @Fifthavenue has witnessed first hand!
I think we need a Lozza dictionary for any new members seen as we talk so much craziness on here!
So here goes, feel free to add!
Lozza - Lauren Goodger
Chaz- Charles Drury
Oddbod- Also Charles, Carry On character looks like Charles.
Sink boy - Also Charles, he made a video of himself spunking in to a sink, as you do.
Mole man- Lauren's manager, looks like a mole.
Tom Thumb- As above, also looks like a thumb
Violent scrunchie- Lozza always wore the same dirty scrunchie.
Scrunchies - Lozza thread followers.
Hollywood 2- Lozza's favourite facetune.
Sheesh man- possible real baby dad works at Sheesh
Baybeh- How Lozza says baby
Yung gel- How Lozza says young girl.
ET- referenced to Lozza having a neck like ET
Velozzaraptor- referenced to Lozza's little hands, especially worse with Photoshop fails
Sweet corn/Corn on the cob - Lozza's favourite food.
Vine tomatoes - once beautifully placed on top of a plate of slop.
Slop - most of what Lozza eats.
Pit- Lozza's bed.
Sausage skin - Lozza's favourite lounge wear.
Peppa/piggy- Lozza.
I'm tired now.
Spaniels Ears...Her boobs look like my old nan's pendulous knee skimmers.
She would of been practising that all afternoonThis thread is my absolute guilty pleasure. I don't know how I found but man I'm glad I did. I'm working crazy hours at the min and at the end of the day I have a bath and read this thread and giggle, a lot. Thankfully I haven't had any dreams about Big Loz from reading all this.
In her rambling second income story where she had quite clearly been told to shoe horn in some set phrases, was it just my phone or did the sound not match the video? Probably all the filtering she's been doing. Either that or my signal is b*****ed.
Fair play pal im a bit wrecked as well bottle of wine couple of codiene good times. Did I miss anything apart from her being an absolute fucking riot ? UseAny news on BAY BEEE ?
Evening everyone - those ribbed dungarees were fucking awful weren’t they ?
Hope everyone is good - I’m stoned, I actually thought I could eat that sandwich ? But in fairness as I said I’m stoned.
Awww world book Day !! Someone better tell them them the BFG Is running round ChigwellMy bump got measured weekly, and one week it decreased by ONE CENTIMETRE, and i got sent for an emergency ultrasound to check baby was okay....
So no big loz your bump hasn't settled. Not possible.
Awwww just realised its world book day today, nice of Lauren to dress as peter rabbit and go hopping (plus oreo) through a field.
Probs after free crisps for life
Couldn’t resistProbs after free crisps for life
Shit that’s it isn’t it. She wants a full free subscriptionProbs after free crisps for life
‘Baked oven’ ffs. She actually can’t read it’s unbelievableCouldn’t resist
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