Lauren Goodger #18 Sheesh shock! New dad on the block?

[Katie8ee]

My raptor brings all the boys to the yard

For newbies it's another name for fanny

 

[CentralLine]

Definitely what she’s after or else why bother posting and tagging. Greedy mare.

 

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My raptor brings all the boys to the yard

For newbies it's another name for fanny

Katie you can’t put Chris Pratt on here I’ll need to cool myself down!

 

[Katie8ee]

Katie you can’t put Chris Pratt on here I’ll need to cool myself down!

I mean admittedly he can touch my raptor anytime he wants *snap* *snap*

 

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I mean admittedly he can touch my raptor anytime he wants *snap*

as we said before, pre weight loss would be my ideal Chris Pratt era but any pic of him is a bit vexing for me

 

[Katie8ee]

as we said before, pre weight loss would be my ideal Chris Pratt era but any pic of him is a bit vexing for me

He is an absolute hottie, taming raptors? Yes please! I saw Jurassic Park in a cinema maybe before you were even a pup and him joining the franchise oh yes! We had Sam Neal before older but meh you still would

 

[Emmie81]

New nails again

Hopefully her baby is learning MMA in the womb and giving muvva Fanny kicks

 

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He is an absolute hottie, taming raptors? Yes please! I saw Jurassic Park in a cinema maybe before you were even a pup and him joining the franchise oh yes! We had Sam Neal before older but meh you still would

Am I being nuts for thinking the ‘before’ is sexier! He looks good either way of course but I just love the little bit of chub I can’t lie. (Off topic sorry!)

 

[Katie8ee]

Am I being nuts for thinking the ‘before’ is sexier! He looks good either way of course but I just love the little bit of chub I can’t lie.
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Your a Dad bod fan ! Me too as I'm sure I said on another thread who wants to shag a bleeping lizard, all those abs are too much. I mean if he knocked my door now with his abs out I wouldn't say see ya but it's good to have cushion for the pushin he's so fancy

 

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Your a Dad bod fan ! Me too as I'm sure I said on another thread who wants to shag a bleeping lizard, all those abs are too much. I mean if he knocked my door now with his abs out I wouldn't say see ya but it's good to have cushion for the pushin

Crying Yes, you said on the last thread it would be like shagging a lizard
Cushion for the pushin 100%
sorry everyone derailing the thread!

 

[Katie8ee]

Your a Dad bod fan ! Me too as I'm sure I said on another thread who wants to shag a bleeping lizard, all those abs are too much. I mean if he knocked my door now with his abs out I wouldn't say see ya but it's good to have cushion for the pushin he's so fancy

@265 is going to be all over us for waffle

 

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@265 is going to be all over us for waffle

Sorry @265

 

[Katie8ee]

Let's just take a moment for Sam Neil, edited to add would climb him like a tree

 

[xyzcba]

Her boobs look like my old nan's pendulous knee skimmers.

She's so lazy & wooden, it's giving me pain in my front bone. No reputable brands would want to work with her, just give it up Loz!! It's never going to happen! Your social media earning days are way behind you, talk about flogging a dead horse.

 

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Let's just take a moment for Sam Neil, edited to add would climb him like a tree

I feel bad saying I have never seen this film. But, very nice
ffs lockdown has got me being extremely thirsty

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I think we need a Lozza dictionary for any new members seen as we talk so much craziness on here!
So here goes, feel free to add!

Lozza - Lauren Goodger
Chaz- Charles Drury
Oddbod- Also Charles, Carry On character looks like Charles.
Sink boy - Also Charles, he made a video of himself spunking in to a sink, as you do.
Mole man- Lauren's manager, looks like a mole.
Tom Thumb- As above, also looks like a thumb
Violent scrunchie- Lozza always wore the same dirty scrunchie.
Scrunchies - Lozza thread followers.
Hollywood 2- Lozza's favourite facetune.
Sheesh man- possible real baby dad works at Sheesh
Baybeh- How Lozza says baby
Yung gel- How Lozza says young girl.
ET- referenced to Lozza having a neck like ET
Velozzaraptor- referenced to Lozza's little hands, especially worse with Photoshop fails
Sweet corn/Corn on the cob - Lozza's favourite food.
Vine tomatoes - once beautifully placed on top of a plate of slop.
Slop - most of what Lozza eats.
Pit- Lozza's bed.
Sausage skin - Lozza's favourite lounge wear.
Peppa/piggy- Lozza.

I'm tired now.

Legend post!!

 

[Katie8ee]

I feel bad saying I have never seen this film. But, very nice
ffs lockdown has got me being extremely thirsty

YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN JURASSIC PARK!!!!young peoples issues: completed it

 

[Sunnydaze101]

This thread is my absolute guilty pleasure. I don't know how I found but man I'm glad I did. I'm working crazy hours at the min and at the end of the day I have a bath and read this thread and giggle, a lot. Thankfully I haven't had any dreams about Big Loz from reading all this.

In her rambling second income story where she had quite clearly been told to shoe horn in some set phrases, was it just my phone or did the sound not match the video? Probably all the filtering she's been doing. Either that or my signal is b*****ed.

Welcome. It’s a great forum . I’m the same. Sometimes working like crazy and miss a couple of days. But you come back and always welcome. It’s lovely. And it’s a great place to vent.

 

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YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN JURASSIC PARK!!!!young peoples issues: completed it

I haven’t It’s so bad of me, it’s on my list I promise!

 

[Katie8ee]

Legend post!!

We need to bring out our own Lozictinary