I know he shagged her and he has a penis and he knows what that means if you shag without protection but STILL
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You're right. It looks lovely! What’s the recipe?Now come on Jake, how could you resist that treat after a hard day's graft out in the cold?
Surely the last thing she could of done is serve it the right way up straight from the microwave .
Are we sure he shags her? I think she protests too much with her ‘ive lost so much weight over lockdown from sex’
I'm still hoping he's coming to Pride this yearAre we sure he shags her? I think she protests too much with her ‘ive lost so much weight over lockdown from sex’
(Which won't be happening excuse me while I weep)
She’s overcooked the fecking broccoli again! Look at it lying there all sad, wilted, and limp... Remind you of anything? 
That meagre portion wouldn’t fill me up and I haven’t been doing manual labour all day. Poor bugger will be starving later. Wonder if he’ll order a sneaky pizza when she retires to her pit?
Will she be serving up a delicious homemade dessert? Hot apple pie with steaming custard, to warm him through after grafting all day, perhaps? Nah! I spied some of those diet yogurt things in the fridge. Poor sod will be having some strawberries with a diet yogurt tipped on top.
Talking of that fridge...I didn’t see one vegetable? Did anyone else?
Will she be serving up a delicious homemade dessert? Hot apple pie with steaming custard, to warm him through after grafting all day, perhaps? Nah! I spied some of those diet yogurt things in the fridge. Poor sod will be having some strawberries with a diet yogurt tipped on top.
Talking of that fridge...I didn’t see one vegetable? Did anyone else?
There's always POT NOODLE!Now come on Jake, how could you resist that treat after a hard day's graft out in the cold?
LMAO his food standards are low, she found the pefect guy for herself!
I’ll just leave this here
"Chaz I've been slaving over a hot microwave for the past 5 minutes bbz"
Bet his maw cannae cook either if a plate of dog sh*te gets him excited. When I'm off work I cook lovely meals from scratch but I cant bake to save my life. Poor laddie he's only young and doesn't realise how low is standards are
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Lauren Goodger #16 Some tasty, nutritious, lean meat? No fanks, babe. I’ll have soup, it’s easier to eat.
Lauren Goodger #16 Some tasty, nutritious, lean meat? No fanks, babe. I’ll have soup, it’s easier to eat.
I’m waiting for some dimwit to ask her for the recipe !
They’re gonna have to bring the ‘engagement’ reveal forward due to them fuckin up the baby gender
Why does everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, that she serves up look like pig swill slops? I know ‘we are what we eat’, but still...
They must get the shits something chronic. That slop will go through them both like a dose o‘ salts!
They must get the shits something chronic. That slop will go through them both like a dose o‘ salts!
Someone gift Lozza a bloody slow cooker for fucks sake! I canny stomach her revolting, salt laden stodge fests 
Come on! Who is going to ask her? Just for da laffs, babes?
NOOOOO! The meals will be even sloppier than ever in a slow cooker! You’ve seen what she does to broccoli in a normal pan. Imagine it in slow cooker for 18 hours? It’ll just be green flecks sandblasted across the meat.Someone gift Lozza a bloody slow cooker for fucks sake! I canny stomach her revolting, salt laden stodge fests
It'll sort her pregnancy constipation out at the very least
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