Last text or message you sent!

[WilmaHun]

"You irritate me so much, I ask two questions in 1 text, why are you only capable of answering 1?! xx"

 

[LaLaSwimLooza]

Did he reply? I’d love to know if he accepted your invitation

Thank you for asking! This feels surreal. His response:
["You have no idea how wonderful this sounds. I'll be there. If you'd rather go out, I'll pick you up. I don't want to mess this up. "]

 

[Twirliegirlies]

Congratulations on the birth of your baby twins, my daughter and her husband had two beautiful babies today. We’re beyond happy.

 

[LaLaSwimLooza]

Oh wow!!! That’s it then... you have to keep us updated!!!!!!

Absolutely. We raised an amazing special needs son and it took a toll. We just became like roommates. There was no bad guy. He later met someone and I thought I would die. It was long distance and fizzled out. We just focused so much on our son and grew apart from each other. Our son is 24 now and thriving. I've wished for this for so long.

 

[justanobody88]

"Can you pick up tagliatelle somewhere? There's only two pieces left"

How does one leave 2 pieces of tagliatelle in a packet?

 

[LaLaSwimLooza]

To my ex-husband. Divorced 3.5 years. I never stopped loving him. Saw him for the first time since the divorce at a funeral last week. Sent this literally 4 mins ago.
{ "I'm just going to throw this out there. Would you like to come over for dinner next Sat at 7? I'll cook." }

 

[cushtybert]

To my ex-husband. Divorced 3.5 years. I never stopped loving him. Saw him for the first time since the divorce at a funeral last week. Sent this literally 4 mins ago.
{ "I'm just going to throw this out there. Would you like to come over for dinner next Sat at 7? I'll cook." }

Did he reply? I’d love to know if he accepted your invitation

 

[Hbirdette]

“Hello daddy can you change my bum pls”

LMAO I need to say... this is my baby as if he were texting his dad hahahaha, I do not call my husband daddy

 

[Marie95]

'I've shaved, exfoliated, moisturised my entire bottom half. If she doesn't walk into the staff room complimenting my vagina I'll be livid'

I'm getting my first smear test this morning!

 

[bolimepipi]

Thank you for asking! This feels surreal. His response:
["You have no idea how wonderful this sounds. I'll be there. If you'd rather go out, I'll pick you up. I don't want to mess this up. "]

can we have a thread about the progress of this, i'm literally so excited for you

 

[Platypusfattypus]

"Don't eat it all you fat fucker."

Text to my husband. I'm a smooth talker.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

"So happy to hear it's good news and that everything is fine. Hope you're feeling okay. You've had a hard time in the last few weeks."

Sent to my friend's 23 year old son who had emergency surgery last weekend to remove a tumour. He had cancer as a child and they were afraid it had returned. Results have just come back and it's benign! Absolutely delighted for him.

 

[bunnyboo]

"tell him to go get fucked, I don't even give a shit at this point"

 

[Marie95]

'ffs I've told you stop fucking shouting everytime you concede a goal, don't play if you're so shit'

...husband is on fifa whilst i'm upstairs on a conference call

 

[Blue pumpkin]

I'm not being bossy Nan, you're supposed to take paracetomol with water not sherry

 

[watermelon sugar]

'Come here please' me and my fella had a barney and I was texting him from the bedroom in a mood

 

[Oohthedrama]

No

to my16 yr old wanting to stay at her boyfriends over night

Coming soon....

Teen Mom And Pregnant #34 I said no ffs....

 

[DCICassieStuart]

How does one leave 2 pieces of tagliatelle in a packet?

Like this.

I was sure there was another unopened packet in the cupboard.

 

[Causewaygal]

Me to Husband
“I bought us a ride on lawnmower ... I chose the orange and black because it looks like a little baby tractor It cost a bit more than you wanted ... ok a lot more but it’s soooo cute, love you bear x “

 

[Marie95]

'well then I think we should think about a divorce, just too little too late for an apology'

he ate my crunchie rocks

...looking back all my texts sound so dramatic I promise I'm stable.