Last text or message you sent!

[under the ivy]

‘Well I’ve read 1 article and made notes. Can’t do anymore yet cos of the noise so I’ll do some after tea’

Texting my mate about my lack of work today after she asked what I’ve done today

 

[Lunamoon22]

""

I'm a woman of few words when it comes to texting

 

[prinnygrace]

“Do you start your new job Monday or later this week?”

Worst girlfriend in the world not knowing when my boyfriend starts his new job

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

I sent my Mum a photo of some cowslips on whatsapp, they're her favourite with a "look what we found on our walk this evening x "

 

[watermelon sugar]

'Come here please' me and my fella had a barney and I was texting him from the bedroom in a mood

 

[CherryBakewell]

“I got you cream eggs today! You said you wanted them, right? Or did I imagine that? Either way, we have cream eggs in the house” exciting chat

 

[peachhes]

“Oh god he’ll be camping out outside his doctors this weekend then”

one of my grandparents has been offered her second COVID vaccine before the other

 

[DaimIt]

" Sorry. There is one full sleeve and one half. I assume that is what you are asking. "

Me to my husband concerning the amount of milk in our fridge.

 

[Giggling Squid]

“This is the cats toy drawer that she broke into last night she’s ridiculous”

 

[Platypusfattypus]

"Don't eat it all you fat fucker."

Text to my husband. I'm a smooth talker.

 

[Causewaygal]

Me to Husband
“I bought us a ride on lawnmower ... I chose the orange and black because it looks like a little baby tractor It cost a bit more than you wanted ... ok a lot more but it’s soooo cute, love you bear x “

 

[LaurieLaurie]

Aww.. You beat me. Enjoy your soak? I’m sinking into mine now xx


Talking about the number of steps we did today and our evening baths haha.

 

[Subbeteo_FTW]

"no problem, it's always more fun when it involves flirting."

 

[Glamourelle]

“I meep you”

 

[JoeBloggs]

“Is the original guy not doing under his guarantee?”

To my dad (aka boss) about a job. such an interesting life!

 

[DCICassieStuart]

" Sorry. There is one full sleeve and one half. I assume that is what you are asking. "

Me to my husband concerning the amount of milk in our fridge.

I thought your text was about tattoos

 

[Taythomlau]

Looking forward to walk in the morning

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Me to Husband
“I bought us a ride on lawnmower ... I chose the orange and black because it looks like a little baby tractor It cost a bit more than you wanted ... ok a lot more but it’s soooo cute, love you bear x “

Are you Stacey Solomon

 

[Butterfly444]

It's bleeping pissing me off it's like this all the time bleeping annoying cunts xx

 

[37BBL]

'I'll make sure she knows you're more than happy to take the lead then!'