I've just texted 'tit on it' to my son.That’s the same as mine
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Good luck, I love you
To my bf who is getting a bollocking off his mum for leaving the toilet seat up
..he just sent me a long paragraph saying he hates living back at home and can’t wait to move out again
To my bf who is getting a bollocking off his mum for leaving the toilet seat up
..he just sent me a long paragraph saying he hates living back at home and can’t wait to move out again
It's snowing here!
Self explanatory really
Self explanatory really
WAKEYYYYYY WAKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Love you too xx
The ‘any old iron’ man is here! Shall I run out and ask him to take those ladders?
Hope it goes okay! I was bloody terrified for my first one and then wondered why I'd gotten so worked up because it was absolutely fine!'I've shaved, exfoliated, moisturised my entire bottom half. If she doesn't walk into the staff room complimenting my vagina I'll be livid'
I'm getting my first smear test this morning!
Thank you! I'm surprisingly calm so I'm hoping I won't get any last minute nerves. I'm treating myself to a Mcdonalds after so I'll just keep thinking about my large fries!
My boss is a knob
Message to my friend 5 mins ago, currently sat in a teams meeting trying to look interested
Message to my friend 5 mins ago, currently sat in a teams meeting trying to look interested
You're useless. Send me her email and I'll sort it for you.
Hahaha, please give us some context
'Not a lot, I'm shattered the baby had me up between 2 and 3am' 🥱
Nothing really that interesting, just my Mum getting herself in a fuss because she's forgotten to sign and return some documents to someone and she can't work out how to scan anythingHahaha, please give us some context
‘ Try not to worry, I’m sure it’s easily sorted’
''that's okay, it can happen to anyone.''
(IT'S NOT OKAY!!!)
(IT'S NOT OKAY!!!)
“ I know right , there’s too many , I tried one failed twice i gave up and will complete them when I’m absolutely nagged to the point I have to “
( I have another job and it requires silly tests that are irrelevant to my role ) there’s blimmin 7 of them on there of which I have no knowledge or experience in those roles
One of my colleagues in the same role as me took one look at them and shut her laptop too
( I have another job and it requires silly tests that are irrelevant to my role ) there’s blimmin 7 of them on there of which I have no knowledge or experience in those roles
One of my colleagues in the same role as me took one look at them and shut her laptop too
"It is funny tho lol"
I sent my bf that meme I posted in the meme thread about IPAs being pumpkin spice lattes for white men. As a regular craft ale drinker he wasn't amused by it
I sent my bf that meme I posted in the meme thread about IPAs being pumpkin spice lattes for white men. As a regular craft ale drinker he wasn't amused by it
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