Last text or message you sent!

[Scorpihoe]

“I think we should talk, I said some horrible things, but we both need to make changes if we want this to work. Long distance has been taxing on me and I often feel like I barely speak to you or you don’t care enough to make changes, you just say you will. If you want to talk after work, let me know. I love you”

Pretty self explanatory 🥲

 

[IsabellaT]

“Don’t forget the nappies!!!!!”

Spoiler - he forgot the nappies.

 

[Rbarb-bkini]

"Did you get any photos of the cute bunnies"

Sadly, my friend had not.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Hi (name) are we doing a session tonight?

Meditation, just in case anyone thinks it's anything more exciting

 

[Barkin Mad]

Your taking the fucking piss?

txt to my 21yr old son upstairs after I’ve just answered the door to deliveroo man with his & only his £19.45 order from Mc Donald’s he ordered for himself & only his self

 

[Hbirdette]

“ I managed to get the shit stains out”

My baby’s clothes before anyone asks

 

[Renegadedancer]

‘ Try not to worry, I’m sure it’s easily sorted’

 

[Mrs Cucumber]

"She's a nobend"

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Text to husband after he left earlier to go and see his mum..
'Our house is haunted. We need to do something about the 'ghost' that keeps leaving crumbs on the kitchen worktops. Strangely it only seems to appear after you've been in there'

 

[JoJo76]

"Tesco have large Yankee candles for £11 clubcard price"

To my Yankee loving daughter.

 

[OohReally]

The dog has learnt to lick her own bum !! . Text to boyfriend... sharing the achievements of a new puppy

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Me: Can you get some Always

Husband: Is it in the cleaning stuff aisle

Me: Sanitary items

Husband: Oh yeah lol

 

[Boredofthegram]

‘My sympathies to your poor vagina’

to my bestie who’s baby is due any day now.

 

[Meangirl815]

I hope you choke on it

Message to my cousin who sent me a pic of her mcd's breakfast

 

[watermelon sugar]

'You're an arsehole'


To my fella about eating my hob nobs

 

[bolimepipi]

''that's okay, it can happen to anyone.''

(IT'S NOT OKAY!!!)

 

[jarv]

You can have a flick through later

I picked up an events brochure for my bf at work, no untoward flicking happening here

 

[whisperchat]

"Yeah I know you're right! She's just a judgmental sad woman who cheats on her husband at any given moment. Sick of her I wish she would just fuck off out of everyone's lives. I've never ever regretted a friendship before but I really do regret ever being a friend to her.'

- And that folks is how my Tuesday is going

 

[lemonlime]

"I'm furious, I wish they'd just fuck off so we'd find some peace. Vulgar arseholes."

Bitching about our neighbours and their new shenanigans, lmao. I'm sick of them. Uncouth garbage, the whole family, it's honestly amazing. Gonna vent everywhere until I've calmed down so I'm not seething all day.

 

[coconochanel]

'well then I think we should think about a divorce, just too little too late for an apology'

he ate my crunchie rocks

...looking back all my texts sound so dramatic I promise I'm stable.

MD is that you?