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[Marie95]

'summer body is pending, just made a green tea! Kendall jenner by 3pm'

@jarv smear went very smoothly. Bitter she didn't want to know my shaving routine but maybe next time!

 

[DCICassieStuart]

" Sorry. There is one full sleeve and one half. I assume that is what you are asking. "

Me to my husband concerning the amount of milk in our fridge.

I thought your text was about tattoos

 

[AlanBanan]

 

[Giggling Squid]

Absolutely. We raised an amazing special needs son and it took a toll. We just became like roommates. There was no bad guy. He later met someone and I thought I would die. It was long distance and fizzled out. We just focused so much on our son and grew apart from each other. Our son is 24 now and thriving. I've wished for this for so long.

I really really hope it works out for you

 

[Kimmylookatme]

Absolutely. We raised an amazing special needs son and it took a toll. We just became like roommates. There was no bad guy. He later met someone and I thought I would die. It was long distance and fizzled out. We just focused so much on our son and grew apart from each other. Our son is 24 now and thriving. I've wished for this for so long.

Oh this is soooo lovely to read, please keep the thread updated!! I’m a sucker for it was ‘always meant to end up this way’ story x

 

[WilmaHun]

Im only texting you as proof that you and your snoring had me awake at this ridiculous hour you idiot

 

[swtlla27]

I’m terrified of them and my partner came to liberate it from our office then 2 seconds after he left it flew back in

 

[DCICassieStuart]

They were quite appreciative. I don't know their names. Will have to find out.

Donkey update. The brown one literally snatched it off me tonight.
The other one is a bit more polite

 

[Mrs Cucumber]

"He can have a long poo if he likes" to my brother about my nephew lol

 

[soymilk]

"gone to gym, please take sheets off the bed" - to my bf, and guess what? i'm back from the gym and the sheets are still ON the bed

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Me to Husband
“I bought us a ride on lawnmower ... I chose the orange and black because it looks like a little baby tractor It cost a bit more than you wanted ... ok a lot more but it’s soooo cute, love you bear x “

Are you Stacey Solomon

 

[WilmaHun]

"Is it compulsory in your family to have no manners or?" about my sister in law who didn't say please in a text

 

[cushtybert]

Thank you for asking! This feels surreal. His response:
["You have no idea how wonderful this sounds. I'll be there. If you'd rather go out, I'll pick you up. I don't want to mess this up. "]

Oh wow!!! That’s it then... you have to keep us updated!!!!!!

 

[Scorpihoe]

I’m in a particularly pissy mood today 🥲

 

[nbt]

This gif to my partner after I’ve found out Lego are releasing The McAllister House and we’re supposed to be on a Lego ban this Christmas

 

[WilmaHun]

I love it when you talk dirty to me


(........he asked if I want chippy one night this week)

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Yeah I know, I'm not really into the group chat thing


To a colleague who asked me if I had realised I had removed myself after someone set up a group chat.

 

[Raging.red.head]

To my ex-husband. Divorced 3.5 years. I never stopped loving him. Saw him for the first time since the divorce at a funeral last week. Sent this literally 4 mins ago.
{ "I'm just going to throw this out there. Would you like to come over for dinner next Sat at 7? I'll cook." }

Did he reply? Did you have dinner, I need to know!! X

 

[WilmaHun]

As the day goes on I feel like rubbish tbh.

 

[Tallieban]

You can’t say stuff like that..

Which part?
Toddlers are assholes!