Kyle Pallo #76 Built Like a Christmas Ham and Just As Salty

[BlurryCat]

"He's like a seven year old most of the time. It's just who he is. We've ALL GROWN TO TOLERATE IT." - Alexa Pallo

Tolerate = enable, contribute, and excuse his behavior

Alexa, you and your parents are the reason why he acts like a seven year old. No one ever told him "no" and you let him control you with his whining and tantrums. You always gave into him, and so he does the same thing at 30 years of age. He was never forced to grow up.
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He's pretending to punch Alexa while she talks during the last couple minutes of the liveView attachment 2928285View attachment 2928286View attachment 2928287

Gotta show the hatters how tough he is. You guys intimidated?

 

[AllegedlyMe]

A mere $684 in Superchats today. His views and donations continue to slide!!!

Is that before or after YT’s cut. Ahhhh guyes our boi is tanking!

 

[SnapChet]

Just an observation from the little I could stomach of even the snippets here. He obviously feels and seems so much more free to act out and make an even bigger idiot of himself than usual. He's an abject coward in the real world and off line, and there he feels protected by SheHulk; she will also pick up any expenditures; and they seem like two old close drunken fuckbuddies having a high old time.
This is the polar opposite than with the poor unfortunate and desperate Casey, who has a personality so bland she can brighten up a room by leaving it. MiniMan and The Lickalottapuss, however, seem just like two skeezy peas in a pod, stars of the trailer park hoedown (or in this case HO-down) a white trash chuggers couple having a big time acruisin'.
WOOOOOOOOOO'!

btw: I also feel some nice feelz' for The Handmaiden. Not that it will make much difference, no light bulb in her head will suddenly come on, but perhaps she can again enjoy life a bit without that god awful pack trashy Pallos making her fearful to move or speak. She's such a sad little figure in all this mess that scummy bunch of clowns has created and she's stuck in it for the forseeable future.

 

[Iwantallthetea]

OMG these two look more like a couple than Kylow and Doormat ever have

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

OMG these two look more like a couple than Kylow and Doormat ever have
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Dude get a new shirt!!! Wait! Wasn't this supposed to be the "boys cruise" with dadx3? Does anyone have the list of cruises he lied about?

We just can't with this tool. Every single day, eh? Can he explain why his two "hosted" videos are still under 30k (and one is 2 weeks old)?

 

[BlurryCat]

Dude get a new shirt!!! Wait! Wasn't this supposed to be the "boys cruise" with dadx3? Does anyone have the list of cruises he lied about?

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We just can't with this tool. Every single day, eh? Can he explain why his two "hosted" videos are still under 30k (and one is 2 weeks old)?

Same lame "flexes" that he's been spamming for weeks. 30k views per day, Over 200k subs, invited to Club 33, back to back cruises.... so mad and jelly

BTW -- what happened to the 50,000 to 60,000 views per day?

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Same lame "flexes" that he's been spamming for weeks. 30k views per day, Over 200k subs, invited to Club 33, back to back cruises.... so mad and jelly

BTW -- what happened to 50k-60k views per day?

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How is it that it took Kyle 10 months to get from 178k to 200k and then by some miracle he went from 200k to 207k in 2 months? Somebody is clearly buying subscribers.

 

[Adams & Brush]

Dude get a new shirt!!!

For the life of me, I do not get how he can’t pull his style together & buy a new shirt every now & then. Is he waiting for that desperate stan who used to buy him & Jojo Lululemon clothes to crawl out if the woodwork? And what’s crazy, when he does get something new, like one of those dopey jerseys or lame Hawaiian resort shirts, he washes them once, the collar stretches out & they immediately look 5 years old. I guess the truth is, it’s not the clothes, it’s the man. Dude’s a slob, plain & simple

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

For the life of me, I do not get how he can’t pull his style together & buy a new shirt every now & then. Is he waiting for that desperate stan who used to buy him & Jojo Lululemon clothes to crawl out if the woodwork? And what’s crazy, when he does get something new, like one of those dopey jerseys or lame Hawaiian resort shirts, he washes them once, the collar stretches out & they immediately look 5 years old. Dude’s a slob, plain & simple

We were shocked that he hasn't worn the Club 33 shirt in more videos. Our guess is that he washed it wrong and it shrunk.

 

[BlurryCat]

We were shocked that he hasn't worn the Club 33 shirt in more videos. Our guess is that he washed it wrong and it shrunk.

that thing only had to shrink a tiny bit before the buttons would be popping off

I think he's also embarrassed to wear it now because he was getting roasted over that shirt. Then he kept projecting the "ham about to burst" line from Tattle on his sock puppet, so it must have really got into his tiny head.

 

[Disneysensation]

Dude get a new shirt!!! Wait! Wasn't this supposed to be the "boys cruise" with dadx3? Does anyone have the list of cruises he lied about?

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We just can't with this tool. Every single day, eh? Can he explain why his two "hosted" videos are still under 30k (and one is 2 weeks old)?

Remember the direction that Michael Kay / Adler took? Went from Disney park vlogging to cruising content and speaking in front of a green screen (his fans told him to go back to park vlogging but he didn’t listen and his channel flopped). Kyle learns from the best.

 

[Squiggy74]

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Diva sent around $250 last livestream too for the Solo cruise. From what I recall, he pretty much blew it off and didn't even seem appreciative, then he gambled it all away.

Really shows how severe these parasocial relationships are, considering she admitted her family is sick and they have no money and they're sending it all to the grifting toddler to get boozed up and gamble.

Diva seems like a very nice lady -- superfan yes, but not an unhinged person -- and multiple times he has blown off her requests to meet at Disneyland or Downtown Disney for a quick hello, as her family lives in the L.A. area. Asshole can't even manage ONE TIME with all the trips he takes to his Disneyland safe space?

I'm sad she doesn't see through his act, but much more disgusted about his actions.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

On his IG he said he was up early and yesterday was "wild". What is with his weird obsession with the figure skaters on the ships?

 

[BlurryCat]

On his IG he said he was up early and yesterday was "wild". What is with his weird obsession with the figure skaters on the ships?

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"Yesterday was wild"

Suck down a bunch of Long Islands, go the ice skating show, hide a rubber duck and giggle like a preteen girl, play bingo, go to the buffet, get off at "NASA" for 7 minutes before scurrying back on the ship to get back to the buffet, sit around and watch for pier runners, then lose $100 on the slot machine.

So wild. KP the adventurer.

 

[Adams & Brush]

Diva seems like a very nice lady -- superfan yes, but not an unhinged person -- and multiple times he has blown off her requests to meet at Disneyland or Downtown Disney for a quick hello, as her family lives in the L.A. area. Asshole can't even manage ONE TIME with all the trips he takes to his Disneyland safe space?

I'm sad she doesn't see through his act, but much more disgusted about his actions.

Saw this little gem in the comments of his live yesterday:

Really makes you realize the strange level of attachment some of the shut-ins get to oar guy. Super sad when you think about it, knowing that Kyle has no interest in reciprocating a damn thing
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"Yesterday was wild"

Suck down a bunch of Long Islands, go the ice skating show, hide a rubber duck and giggle like a preteen girl, play bingo, go to the buffet, get off at "NASA" for 7 minutes before scurrying back on the ship to get back to the buffet, sit around and watch for pier runners, then lose $100 on the slot machine.

So wild. KP the adventurer.

#jealoushatter

 

[BlurryCat]

Diva seems like a very nice lady -- superfan yes, but not an unhinged person -- and multiple times he has blown off her requests to meet at Disneyland or Downtown Disney for a quick hello, as her family lives in the L.A. area. Asshole can't even manage ONE TIME with all the trips he takes to his Disneyland safe space?

I'm sad she doesn't see through his act, but much more disgusted about his actions.

Saw this little gem in the comments of his live yesterday:

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Really makes you realize the strange level of attachment some of the shut-ins get to oar guy. Super sad when you think about it, knowing that Kyle has no interest in reciprocating a damn thing

In May of last year, a father and son who said they watch everyday were visiting Disney for a week for his son's Make A Wish. The father posted several comments like this, all of which went totally ignored by Kyle. He couldn't even muster up a few seconds to acknowledge him or 5 minutes to meet him at the park.

This was when he was back in Florida after the Virgin cruise, when he had an entire week of no "work" because he double/triple vlogged the whole cruise. Time b issue for oar guy.

 

[Hardly Here]

“Jesus Mary Mother of God, what’s happened to my life?”

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Oh Joy! Another 3 night cruise to the Bahamas for the Pallo Clan. Sailing this September on the Wish. Let's sail during hurricane season with the historical peak beginning in September. Looks like Mom and the Clown are paying for this one since it's a "family" trip.

 

[smoothT]

3 nights on the Disney Wish four months out. Just riveting. Where are all the bleeping kids?!

 

[peteykirch]

It's Raglan Road you dolt.