What is the back story of the BB-8? Why is he paranoid?
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It was sent to him from some griftathon and if I recall correctly JoJo made some joke about what if there is a camera in it and he has been terrified ever since.
First off, bless all of you fine people for continuing to watch. This thread gives me more twisted joy than watching even a second of Pallo's dopey Daily Dose. I haven't checked in on his vlog for about a week, but I'm always up for one of his "I am SO doing well!! Here are my aNaLyTiCs!!" segments, so thanks for the highlights. I'll be circling back to watch yesterday's video (on Invidious) later for sure
You know, I think Kyle got way out over his skis with the purchase of this home. It's blatantly obvious that he needed/needs supplemental income to close on financing & make ends meet, so I'm still 1000% convinced that Ma & Pa Saukville are in on the purchase, if only as an investment, but I feel pretty strongly that the home will more than likely become their retirement home a some point. Kyle has serious small dog syndrome, I guess from his treatment in high school coupled with his inability to focus on anything for longer than a squirrel fart. He's desperate to prove those bullies who didn't understand him back when wrong, he puts out all of these charts & crows to his viewers that he's absolutely killing it at life, while anyone with a single working brain cell can watch & see that's far from the truth. Kyle's problem is he gets so far up his own ass with these segments touting his fake analytics & bogus success that he forgets that none of it’s real. He's bitten off more than he can chew, & he's now forced to take this "career" of his seriously. That's why we're seeing things like his bullshit "date to marry" darling moving in, his crossover with his frenemy Jojo, his working with Sam or his new need to run down sponsors when he bragged even recently that he was too good for the lot of them. He needs cash...BAD. Thing is, he hasn't the intelligence or determination to make anything more of this thing he does than what it is, a hobby than brings him a little pocket change. Most people don't have people wiping their asses & telling them their breath doesn't stink like oar guy does, so he thinks this little side hustle he's got going is going to pan out, but it's easy to see it's all smoke & mirrors
You know, I think Kyle got way out over his skis with the purchase of this home. It's blatantly obvious that he needed/needs supplemental income to close on financing & make ends meet, so I'm still 1000% convinced that Ma & Pa Saukville are in on the purchase, if only as an investment, but I feel pretty strongly that the home will more than likely become their retirement home a some point. Kyle has serious small dog syndrome, I guess from his treatment in high school coupled with his inability to focus on anything for longer than a squirrel fart. He's desperate to prove those bullies who didn't understand him back when wrong, he puts out all of these charts & crows to his viewers that he's absolutely killing it at life, while anyone with a single working brain cell can watch & see that's far from the truth. Kyle's problem is he gets so far up his own ass with these segments touting his fake analytics & bogus success that he forgets that none of it’s real. He's bitten off more than he can chew, & he's now forced to take this "career" of his seriously. That's why we're seeing things like his bullshit "date to marry" darling moving in, his crossover with his frenemy Jojo, his working with Sam or his new need to run down sponsors when he bragged even recently that he was too good for the lot of them. He needs cash...BAD. Thing is, he hasn't the intelligence or determination to make anything more of this thing he does than what it is, a hobby than brings him a little pocket change. Most people don't have people wiping their asses & telling them their breath doesn't stink like oar guy does, so he thinks this little side hustle he's got going is going to pan out, but it's easy to see it's all smoke & mirrors
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in Casey's bedroom, because well, what's her's is his and his is his. Plus it doesn't seem he films in the 3rd room.
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this is a good thing because it will take him a million takes to get every part right taking up his precious COD time. that and it will be so chopped up from the editing he will get frustrated and abandon it.
He titled his 35th Anniversary vlog all about an EXCLUSIVE gift that he got. I predicted this yesterday.
"I got a Surprise Gift That Disney Has NEVER Released"
"I got a Surprise Gift That Disney Has NEVER Released"
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Oh Kyle! Disney sure treated you like a VIP yesterday. The arrow is where they parked us parked for the event unlike you in the cheap seats.
Skipped through today's dump. As expected, zero information. It's all just him bragging about his invite and exclusive gift. He flashes his media badge dozens of times at the camera, thanks Disney repeatedly and spends 10 minutes talking about his stupid gift.
He says it's the exact fragrance they use for the Disney Wish and he looks like he's going to cry and then goes totally manic.
Video ends with an ear-piercing WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He says it's the exact fragrance they use for the Disney Wish and he looks like he's going to cry and then goes totally manic.
Video ends with an ear-piercing WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WTF is that? Breath spray or deodorant? Not a flex, homeboy, whoever gave you that is doing you a personal favor
I see the Dwarf wore his finest faded black formal t-shirt while being invited as "Media".
I guess he's done with trashing Disney.
Look at this riveting content the Dwarf films while there.
Look at this riveting content the Dwarf films while there.
Once again, we don't do any research so we could sound intelligent and know the facts
Dang, I’m so jealous we don’t get to have “enhanced” while being escorted with a wand. He’s such an idiot. He’s one of those people that want so badly to be a rich and famous person so he brags about stuff that is so dumb.
By the way we just spent 5 days
Moving apartments and my living room is bigger than his. And we have several yards here.
By the way we just spent 5 days
Moving apartments and my living room is bigger than his. And we have several yards here.
He only counts 11 people with him so you know it's AXE-CLUSIVE.
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Almost 10 minutes of the video is him just walking into the park and rambling
I’d lay odds there’s a stained crushed velvet BarcaLounger in there, along with a case of Costco tissues and a laptop.
Probably lots of “filming” going on in there…
Kyle Pallo #76: "I believe" = I don't know and I'm making it so you just believe me. trust
Couple things here. This clip was just as he walked past our group. We had been inside the park since 7:15 and Mr VIP didn't get in till after 8? We also noticed that he cut out hanging with JoJo and another vlogger at Baseline for drinks (it's in JoJo's video).He only counts 11 people with him so you know it's AXE-CLUSIVE.
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Almost 10 minutes of the video is him just walking into the park and rambling
The bragging and patting himself on the back is so excessive that it's actually making me physically cringe for him.
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This thumbnail screams peak professionalism. If I were Disney or any other brand, this is definitely the image I’d want associated with my company!
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Hell if they watched his "episode" from yesterday where he admits he'd rather put up a lifestyle vlog about a coffee table instead of doing a same day upload of a media event he was invited to I would cut him off from any future invites.
What a dipshit. When I went to WDW just a few months ago over the Xmas holidays, I was part of an exclusive party of 8 with a full day of backstage access throughout all four parks & a guide who took care of everything we needed, all I had to do was ask. Of course, it was a VIP tour with my family, which I happily paid for, because I can afford it, & don't need to scrounge media invites or slob the Mouse's knob to get access
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