Kyle Pallo #75 My current camera may not be disposable but my content sure is!

[BlurryCat]

He was probably busier this last week than usual. Walking around the house making a list of things Klown can fix and things Droopy can rearrange while there. He even had to spend time on Amazon ordering a chandelier, towel rack and picture hangers. Even had to look at the Lowes website to scope what racks dad can install in his garage. I'd like to see how they fit storage racks in a two door convertible car. This was most likely stressful for him and Casey was made to rub his feet after she put in her full shift at work.

I don't envy the Banker and Clown. It's really going to be a stressful week for them.

They have to spend part of it at a resort going back and forth for their daily work shift at the Pallonesian, Dwarfy will stand there with his camera and whine about something while he films them slaving away, then go to the parks and ham it up for the vlog, haul squirt around to all the stores (so they can pay) to buy more stuff for his house, take him to lunch & dinner (and pay) because there will be no food in the fridge, etc.

Zero sympathy for them. I can't wait to watch DADx3's escalating anger. He was really showing it toward the end of the trip last time. The best part is when he made them both stand there in the kitchen and praise him for being the greatest son ever while Dwarfy looked smugly into the camera and fluttered his ocean blue eyes.

 

[Hardly Here]

I don't envy the Banker and Clown. It's really going to be a stressful week for them.


take him to lunch & dinner (and pay) because there will be no food in the fridge, etc.

I'm sure Dwarfy will have the fridge stocked with bacon, sausage, ayygs, bagels.

He'll have their favorite beverages on hand.

They will wake up to fresh brewed coffee every morning.

C aSey will be putting on her makeup while the clown and ballchinian are farting and snoring in the bed right behind her.

 

[littlejim1]

Unless someone on here shows me his analytics from you tube Im gonna call BS on his squiggly purple line ..
2nd another item bought (table) another item he doesnt like hey dipshit stop buying online go look in person. The "scratch" couldn't have been you with your haphazard assembly which you did "your" way and not the way of directions.
He is a fake/phoney/ bser / literally cant stand any ounce of him

 

[Gootsy]

That poor Clown slaves for the hairy dwarf, yet when the clown was laid up in the hospital with a serious issue Kyle stayed in Orlando walking around fantasy land, literally

No shame.
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Unless someone on here shows me his analytics from you tube Im gonna call BS on his squiggly purple line ..
2nd another item bought (table) another item he doesnt like hey dipshit stop buying online go look in person. The "scratch" couldn't have been you with your haphazard assembly which you did "your" way and not the way of directions.
He is a fake/phoney/ bser / literally cant stand any ounce of him

But that would mean it Kyle would have to admit it was his fault the furniture is damaged. Nothing is ever his fault. Plus, it's easier to return if you say the problem was on their end. He's a master grifter.

 

[BlurryCat]

That poor Clown slaves for the hairy dwarf, yet when the clown was laid up in the hospital with a serious issue Kyle stayed in Orlando walking around fantasy land, literally

No shame.

Time b issue. You guyses don't understand the amount of work and stress oar squirt deals with.

Doing livestreams is stressful and always give him anxiety.

Moving a block away is stressful. The most stressful day in his life.

His "job" is stressful and overwhelming.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Time b issue. Life b stressful.

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BTW - anyone who saw him today know what he was wearing? (hat, shirt)
I'm watching some other footage of the event and want to see if I can spot him but spotting a hobbit in a crowd is hard.

T Shirt and shorts with those nasty sneakers. No hat.

 

[SnapChet]

If you must:

Some people don't know wtf they're doing. __________________________Other people do._____________________________

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Be wrong not to speculate!

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Be wrong not to speculate!
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She's not far off. Every channelytics we see points him in a downward direction. One even speculates that he's down $1.6k when it comes to revenue.

 

[Yunque01]

OMG! He claimed he gets 200 new subscribers every day! Hey Kylie! If that were true, you’d have 1k new subs every 5 days. We ALL know that isn’t the case.

 

[BlurryCat]

OMG! He claimed he gets 200 new subscribers every day! Hey Kylie! If that were true, you’d have 1k new subs every 5 days. We ALL know that isn’t the case.

He's been gaining 2,000-3,000 subscribers per month since the start of this year. Definitely a strange increase, since he was only averaging 1,000 subscribers per month last year and nothing has changed. I wonder if he's buying subs now?

Even so, that's only 60-100 subscribers per day. Not 200.

 

[NanTeaDrew]

What a slob! Raycks or no raycks, there’s a lot of random crap scattered about the garage floor. Why can’t he pick up the shelving himself? There aren’t many choices in the Costco warehouse.

FFS, tie up the trash bag and drop it in the bin!

 

[BlurryCat]

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What a slob! Raycks or no raycks, there’s a lot of random crap scattered about the garage floor. Why can’t he pick up the shelving himself? There aren’t many choices in the Costco warehouse.

FFS, tie up the trash bag and drop it in the bin!

I wonder where the blue bins with all his P.O. box crap went? I noticed that it's missing from the garage now.

It still makes me LOL how paranoid he is of the BB-8.

 

[giftboxjoe]

Wait hold up. He supposedly had 2 adult-sized friends over and he only served 1 pizza for 4 people? How is that enough? I served one pizza for three 12 year old girls and that wasn’t enough for them! Not serving enough food is a sure way to get bad reviews at the Pallonesian! Zero stars- would not recommend unless you eat like a bird.
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Where's the Titos?
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LOL he shows some generic graph of his "analytics" for some category (which he doesn't specify) and says that his channel is in good shape. He must have been reading the comments here lately about how low his views are.

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Then he says he's been working hard and sending emails out for some brands that will hopefully come in the future.

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Maybe he can land the Depends account, or Life Alert.

 

[Foust]

She's not far off. Every channelytics we see points him in a downward direction. One even speculates that he's down $1.6k when it comes to revenue.

Having gone and messed around with an old YouTube channel of mine, the only way I got it to show Month X is when comparing two videos. Unless I am looking at the wrong thing, but I am assuming he's looking at his channel analytics. So, definitely being vague to fit whatever agenda he thinks he is pushing.

 

[BlurryCat]

Unless someone on here shows me his analytics from you tube Im gonna call BS on his squiggly purple line ..
2nd another item bought (table) another item he doesnt like hey dipshit stop buying online go look in person. The "scratch" couldn't have been you with your haphazard assembly which you did "your" way and not the way of directions.
He is a fake/phoney/ bser / literally cant stand any ounce of him

I was pretty sure it was fake until @ScoJo15 said he can replicate the same graph in YouTube.

It looks like what he did was extend the data range out to 12 years so that it looks like a his numbers are going up so that he could try to flex on the hatters to prove that "we are in good shape," since he gets so butthurt when he reads Tattle and goes on his sock puppets. That's why the graph goes up to Month 148 (12 years) since he started his channel. He's such a fraud

He should have set the date range to one or two years and showed us this "massive increase" -- it would have looked like a flat line.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

He's been gaining 2,000-3,000 subscribers per month since the start of this year. Definitely a strange increase, since he was only averaging 1,000 subscribers per month last year and nothing has changed. I wonder if he's buying subs now?

Even so, that's only 60-100 subscribers per day. Not 200.

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The new subs just don't add up to what he is saying. There is definitely a red flag with the possibility of buying subs. We wouldn't put it past him. It's super shady according to one of the graphs where it looks like he gained 2k subs in two days (1/27-1/29).

 

[peteykirch]

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What a slob! Raycks or no raycks, there’s a lot of random crap scattered about the garage floor. Why can’t he pick up the shelving himself? There aren’t many choices in the Costco warehouse.

FFS, tie up the trash bag and drop it in the bin!

Racks won't fit in the Barbie Beamer. He's gonna make Ger Bear rent a van, buy the racks and install them for himself.

 

[Disneysensation]

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What a slob! Raycks or no raycks, there’s a lot of random crap scattered about the garage floor. Why can’t he pick up the shelving himself? There aren’t many choices in the Costco warehouse.

FFS, tie up the trash bag and drop it in the bin!

Cause he’s a selfish narcissist. No one else comes first other than himself. If he cleaned up all that crap from the garage floor, that would be sufficient space for Casey’s car. Doubt if it’s ever crossed his mind that Casey should park in the garage whereas he parks outside. It’s only about himself and nobody else.

 

[Heygrid]

Well, I just got a targeted Instagram reel that might explain how Kp got back on the media list. It all makes sense now. Disney created some new merch and Kyle Pallo is the perfect person to promote it:

 

[BlurryCat]

Maybe he can land the Depends account, or Life Alert.

I kind of hope he lands a brand deal so that we can watch him attempt to read a promotion (like other YouTubers often do). He'd butcher it so badly.