Hey Kyle, this is how you do a cruise review on the largest cruise ship.
Why didn't you treat your Girl Friend to Star Class and get a real room where things are included and you'd have your own special areas and a concierge reserving specialty restaurants and shows with the best seats in the house?
It was only $36k (or $32k if you know how to shop around) You have that in the bank right? You make that much in right?
or maybe you just prefer to run around like a bunch of broke college students trying to flex when someone else puts down $3K for a cabana for you. you're almost 30 years old man. give up the facade. get a real job!