@SnapChet… it’s time to bring back the “I got bills, they’re multiplying” GIFThis is his future and it's about to start very, very soon ___ if it hasn't already. That clown family better get ready to keep shelling out
the money and support 24/7 or this whole mess is about to get much, much _________ much messier. The pressures, none of which he's ever
dealt with or imagined, are about to hit him like a ton of bricks. Hope Orlando has enough Titos to keep him supplied.
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“Moving Into My 3/4 OF A MILLION DOLLAR DISNEY Home!!!”Oh man do you guyses think he'll flex the price in the video title?
'Moving Into My $750,000 Starter House Right Next To Disney World'
Do you think we are going to get another walk in the woods?So still and quiet in Palloland.......ahhhhh, how refreshing. But it's like enjoying a bright sunny day and seeing dark clouds on the horizon, or having found black mold in your home in Florida and you have it removed ___ knowing that crap will be back.
So, I suspect the 'Return of the Cockeye' will be something. "Big things" "I'm not playing." Oooo... pinch me!
Will we return with:
(*It going to be some combo of these.)
1) Ship Ahoy! Come with ME on the Icon of the Seas (*at least 20 horrific and tired ass useless vids will come from this week long little cruise on that nightmare Ship of 7500 Fools . ~shudder!~
2) I'm in MY New House in Celebration (*SourSusan and Hulkalexa have him moved while he's singing Birdsongs
BTW: He'll still get at least 10 vids out of wandering around that little double decker, with side trips to Targets and Publix with TheHandmaiden, ASAP to 'introduce' his faithful to it. ~ewww!~ )
3) Promises for livestreams and Patreon updates. Undoubtedly ___ but the first, which he'll do a couple of times, maybe, to get some quick cash, will be so horrible only the most faithful will watch and contribute ___ and he's too lazy to continue to do it and get his "Clown team" to moderate. Patreon _ that dying goose seems ready to cook.
4) Desperation, illness and so much pain. Vids of his "Woe is ME!" situation when the tension and pressures cause a 'flare up' of his illness. This will result in hints for more trips and DVC points, maybe a grifted trip to the spa for healing. Cue the posed camera across the room while he cradles his head in his hands for effect.
And the public records are being updated and he knows what a tit storm is coming if HE isn't the sole name on the records.
Tedium, out of control lying and acting up, drunken sock puppet rants at X, family visits, whining on another level, Casey trying to calm her 'star,' Sissyhulk trying her best to support him.
Gird your loins:
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Exactly!!! This is why this whole “I NEED A BREAK I’M SO STRESSED” drama is so hilarious because he takes breaks ALL THE TIME! Some days he just edits and/or posts a video instead of filming, and he already said it takes less than an hour to edit nowadays since his vlogs are so crappy to begin with. And it’s not like days where he does film that it’s that complicated since he’s only in the parks for two hours or less, and deciding what to film isn’t complicated either since he just wanders around aimlessly most of the time. Plus he gets the rest of the day off after “working” approximately 3-4 hours. I’m guessing the Icon of the Seas videos will require a little more work filming and editing than usual, but certainly not to the level that would warrant him being soooooo stressed and full of anxiety.
Your wish = My command!@SnapChet… it’s time to bring back the “I got bills, they’re multiplying” GIF
I wonder if his stans will still send him $1,000+ in superchats on the upcoming live after bragging about his 3/4 million dollar home or if they'll start assuming he doesn't need it.
He bragged that he could edit his videos in less than 20 minutes
I'd say you can absolutely expect the whining, crying, depression pretense and all round WOE-IS-MEEEE' vids to become a standard monthly if not weekly thing.
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I sure hope so, it's pure entertainment and gives our satire YouTuber friends LOTS of material!
Good thing the next holiday is imminent so "we" can switch gears to a fun and fabulous couples' onesie:
Again, he doesn't really *edit* anything. He just imports the clips, lines them up and hits render. As I've said before, the only thing I can think of that might take him any amount of time is finding music to put in. Once in a blue moon he actually trims a clip, but that's usually if he is saying something to the effect of, "I wish Casey was here so I could use her discount."I wonder if his stans will still send him $1,000+ in superchats on the upcoming live after bragging about his 3/4 million dollar home or if they'll start assuming he doesn't need it.
He bragged that he could edit his videos in less than 20 minutes
That's one of the few times I believe he was being honest too.
Ah, so you found Player one? It's been said that you can find Nate there late night before he heads home.
Didn’t see him there
I wholeheartedly believe he got the idea of "double vlogging" from here on TL a long time ago. I remember someone here suggesting it, and at the time it was good advice. He abused the hell out of the concept and brought it to a new level of lazy.
Is his still " parked" at the old apartment building or did he finally send that off or better yet, did someone else in his family send it off?Someone should buy a shitbox Pontiac g5 and park it right in front of 7313 Cesspool Pl and leave it there for months and months.
