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Vyle Pallo
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curious_penguin
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Grifters of the Caribbean
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Disney_Fan
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Not too far from Island Village in Celebration. You could knock on KP's door and enjoy shots of Tito's!!!!
Frankenweenie
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This ads are getting out of control.
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SnapChet
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Out for the day, but had to run today's transcript through ChatGPT just for fun. Giving it true and factual parameters actually made it readable! 
Once upon a time in the bewildering world of Universal Studios, there was a dwarf named Grifty Kyle. Grifty fancied himself as the master of schemes, but in reality, he was nothing more than a liar and an idiot.
As Grifty paraded through the park, boasting about the light crowds, he conveniently overlooked the fact that the only reason the lines were short was that the rides were either closed or malfunctioning. His gleeful exclamations about the joy of a nearly empty park were met with eye rolls from anyone who dared to listen.
Grifty, armed with Express passes, proudly claimed they were a golden ticket to the front of the line. Little did he know that the Express line was longer than the regular one, and his supposed shortcut was nothing more than a detour to disappointment.
The dwarf's commentary on wait times was laughable at best. He marveled at a 45-minute wait for The Simpsons Ride, blissfully ignorant of the fact that it was still a substantial wait for anyone with common sense. His perception of what constituted a "walk-on" ride was as warped as his understanding of reality.
Villain Con, Grifty's supposed haven of mischief, turned out to be a deserted wasteland. The dwarf's anticipation for chaos was met with the eerie silence of an abandoned theme park section. Perhaps the only villain in this tale was Grifty himself, weaving a web of deceit around his imaginary adventures.
As the tornado watch loomed, Grifty's decision to stay in the park showcased not bravery but sheer foolishness. Normal folks sought shelter, but not our "hero." Ignoring safety precautions, he clung to the notion that his dwarf stature rendered him immune to the forces of nature.
Grifty's shooting skills on Minion Mayhem were nothing short of disastrous. The way he fumbled with the ride's blasters made it clear that he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, let alone save the day.
In Diagon Alley, Grifty's encounter with park staff mistaking him for his sister's master was less a testament to his cleverness and more a result of sheer confusion on their part. Grifty's attempts at witty banter only served to highlight his lack of charm and intelligence.
As he indulged in butterbeer potted cream, Grifty's complaints about the missing magical touch were as baseless as his claim to being a theme park connoisseur. The rich, salty flavor was more fitting for a spoiled child's palate than a seasoned adventurer.
In the end, Grifty the Dwarf Kyle remained blissfully unaware of his own shortcomings. A liar and an idiot, he continued his misguided journey through theme parks, leaving a trail of absurd tales and questionable decisions. And so, the legend of Grifty lived on, a cautionary tale for those who dared to believe the delusions of a dwarf with a penchant for self-deception.
Once upon a time in the bewildering world of Universal Studios, there was a dwarf named Grifty Kyle. Grifty fancied himself as the master of schemes, but in reality, he was nothing more than a liar and an idiot.
As Grifty paraded through the park, boasting about the light crowds, he conveniently overlooked the fact that the only reason the lines were short was that the rides were either closed or malfunctioning. His gleeful exclamations about the joy of a nearly empty park were met with eye rolls from anyone who dared to listen.
Grifty, armed with Express passes, proudly claimed they were a golden ticket to the front of the line. Little did he know that the Express line was longer than the regular one, and his supposed shortcut was nothing more than a detour to disappointment.
The dwarf's commentary on wait times was laughable at best. He marveled at a 45-minute wait for The Simpsons Ride, blissfully ignorant of the fact that it was still a substantial wait for anyone with common sense. His perception of what constituted a "walk-on" ride was as warped as his understanding of reality.
Villain Con, Grifty's supposed haven of mischief, turned out to be a deserted wasteland. The dwarf's anticipation for chaos was met with the eerie silence of an abandoned theme park section. Perhaps the only villain in this tale was Grifty himself, weaving a web of deceit around his imaginary adventures.
As the tornado watch loomed, Grifty's decision to stay in the park showcased not bravery but sheer foolishness. Normal folks sought shelter, but not our "hero." Ignoring safety precautions, he clung to the notion that his dwarf stature rendered him immune to the forces of nature.
Grifty's shooting skills on Minion Mayhem were nothing short of disastrous. The way he fumbled with the ride's blasters made it clear that he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, let alone save the day.
In Diagon Alley, Grifty's encounter with park staff mistaking him for his sister's master was less a testament to his cleverness and more a result of sheer confusion on their part. Grifty's attempts at witty banter only served to highlight his lack of charm and intelligence.
As he indulged in butterbeer potted cream, Grifty's complaints about the missing magical touch were as baseless as his claim to being a theme park connoisseur. The rich, salty flavor was more fitting for a spoiled child's palate than a seasoned adventurer.
In the end, Grifty the Dwarf Kyle remained blissfully unaware of his own shortcomings. A liar and an idiot, he continued his misguided journey through theme parks, leaving a trail of absurd tales and questionable decisions. And so, the legend of Grifty lived on, a cautionary tale for those who dared to believe the delusions of a dwarf with a penchant for self-deception.
ProfessorFate
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I thought that was who we were talking about (too early on a Sunday to ruin the day by watching the vlog).
Colonel Angus
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To be fair I’ve never called any of my in laws by anything formal. Only ever their first name. Maybe it’s because we are in so cal and laid back? But I think it’s more generational. The only time at work I even address someone as Mr./Ms. Is when they’re outside the company and part of the government or upper management 2 or more levels above me. It’s not a lack of respect but it is a changing of the times. Formalities are going the way of the dodo. I mean, I have a 60 year old lady at work who sends all emails in bright blue with no less than 7 smileys and incorrectly placed ellipsis.
However, I do agree he seems to feel way too comfortable way too fast with Tom and he also has a weird perception of how Tom sees him via interactions with “fans”.
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How cringe is the footage of him working the haunted mansion? He seemed to still rely on Kyleisms.
nogriftyprincess
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Perfect description of the three stooges
Gootsy
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I'm surprised the Kleenex on the floor doesn't get up and walk under the bed.
jipeta2021
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He booked it when he had just started dating Casey so it was at least a year ago. He didn’t know he would be moving at that time. I think he was still living with JoJo if I’m not mistaken.
ProfessorFate
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Hard take from the Windy City!
AKW24
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I haven't been following the NFL but with the hollering, I thought they made it to the superbowl or something. Here I am finding out in a 5 second goggle search that the packers are just in the wildcard round. that's not really the "playoffs"!
The organizations that win the Wild Card are those with the best win-loss record overall but failed to win their division title. The three wild cards of each conference can belong to the same division as long as they finish above the rest of the teams that were not champions of their respective sectors.
But also, just saying:
"The Cowboys are a 7.5-point favorite over the Packers in NFL Playoffs odds for the game, courtesy of BetMGM Sportsbook."
"Dallas is favored by 7.5 points in the latest Cowboys vs. Packers odds via the SportsLine consensus, while the over/under is 50.5"
ProfessorFate
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In a Mary Kay LeTourneau kinda way...Kyle’s 8-year-old self must remind Casey’s cousin Savannah of her students.
Hazeleyes51
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Yep the first sailing is on the 27th that he said he is going on. They just left with employees and such last night for a 3 day cruise and it looks like there are other videos up already.
MichaelKaysHairyBack
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What's funny about the sock puppet is that more and more people are trolling and roasting him under that name.
Colonel Angus
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Kyle Pallo #63 IYKYK
Disdonewithit
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and with the same number of shit views Jojo has LOL