Kyle Pallo #62 Seething as his peers are succeeding

[AKW24]

“It’s marathon weekend, I need to do one soon”
This just shows how unplanned and lazy this short little slob is.

As a”Disney vlogger” you’d think he’d capitalize on an event such as a marathon…..But, our boy literally gives us what we expected. He walks around aimlessly at a value resort and then Lorcana cards and more wondering… oh and throw in a food review(ish) which was a typical disaster.

Thank you Kyle for not letting us down…. We knew you’d figure out how to fudge up the vlog and you came through like a wrecking ball

agreed. unless someone else signs him up, it's not happening on his own volition.

runs generally sell out within hours of being opened up for registration. many months in advance of the actual weekend.

if he does get on a run, it will be because he roped someone to run with him and he will have them register and organize it all. And most importantly, pay for him.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

You F'N idiot!?!?! You didn't "run a marathon". You barely walked a 5k and then cried like a witch the next day because you were sore.

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agreed. unless someone else signs him up, it's not happening on his own volition.

runs generally sell out within hours of being opened up for registration. many months in advance of the actual weekend.

We just ran 39.3 miles this weekend and will run another 13.1 on Sunday. Nice try Kyle. You never were an athlete and will never be a runner.

 

[AKW24]

will never be a runner.

unless it's to the buffet table or someone's handing out free champagne.

 

[BlurryCat]

“It’s marathon weekend, I need to do one soon”
This just shows how unplanned and lazy this short little slob is.

As a”Disney vlogger” you’d think he’d capitalize on an event such as a marathon…..But, our boy literally gives us what we expected. He walks around aimlessly at a value resort and then Lorcana cards and more wondering… oh and throw in a food review(ish) which was a typical disaster.

Thank you Kyle for not letting us down…. We knew you’d figure out how to fudge up the vlog and you came through like a wrecking ball

So much for all the BIG THINGS and all the mind-blowing changes. 2024 is starting off exactly like 2023... the same old, lazy, crap. Also looks like he might have given up on the Patreon revamp. Work b hard.

 

[SnapChet]

You F'N idiot!?!?! You didn't "run a marathon". You barely walked a 5k and then cried like a witch the next day because you were sore.
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We just ran 39.3 miles this weekend and will run another 13.1 on Sunday. Nice try Kyle. You never were an athlete and will never be a runner.

He was, however, sprinting pretty well for a dwarf to try to get ahead of everybody in line at the Magic Kingdom after rope drop.
But an old lady fell on the concrete and he stopped for a second and broke his stride.
____ Oh, he didn't stop to help. He filmed it for his vlog and sashayed on.

 

[BlurryCat]

Dirty fingers in mouth again

BIG THINGS
MIND-BLOWING THINGS
HE'S NOT PLAYING
TRUST.

 

[AKW24]

Hey Kyle! The April marathon is sold out but you can do the virtual run event. We know you won't actually run but you can lie telling your stans that you did.

https://www.rundisney.com/events/virtual/springtime-surprise-virtual/race-policies/

or maybe the splash event is more your liking.

https://www.rundisney.com/events/disneyworld/springtime-surprise-weekend/events/splash/

and there's a run disney yoga event too.

https://www.rundisney.com/events/disneyworld/springtime-surprise-weekend/events/

you could invite Savannah....

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

We also noticed that he hinted at a Broadway weekend with Casey to see "Mulan Rouge" because he misses Broadway. Put that on your "never going to happen in 2024" list.

 

[BlurryCat]

When he gets back from the parks, Doormat is already in the kitchen cooking for him. She had all the snacks and food ready for the Packers game this time. LET'S GOOOOO

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Hairline b

 

[AKW24]

We also noticed that he hinted at a Broadway weekend with Casey to see "Mulan Rouge" because he misses Broadway. Put that on your "never going to happen in 2024" list.

he professed his distain for Broadway musicals long ago on a cruise with Lora. Maybe it was because he was more interested in Lora than the musical.

I can see a Mulan Rouge being more interesting than his boring girl friend.

 

[BlurryCat]

Remember last week when he was complaining about his neighbors being too loud?

 

[Gootsy]

He says that he ran into someone who says, "Hey Packers Guy" to get his attention to request a photo. But then he says that he thinks it's "one of you guys", referring to his viewers. Pretty sure if they watched you they would know your name.

He's so craving attention. In his head he's conjuring up fans that don't exist.

Also, he talked about all the "eyeballs" his Packers Onesie was getting and then says that he should wear stuff like that all of the time. If I saw a ma dressed like that, I would look too ... but I would be thinking "WTF?"

 

[BlurryCat]

He says that he ran into someone who says, "Hey Packers Guy" to get his attention to request a photo. But then he says that he thinks it's "one of you guys", referring to his viewers. Pretty sure if they watched you they would know your name.

He's so craving attention. In his head he's conjuring up fans that don't exist.

Also, he talked about all the "eyeballs" his Packers Onesie was getting and then says that he should wear stuff like that all of the time. If I saw a ma dressed like that, I would look too ... but I would be thinking "WTF?"

He thought everyone who was staring at him were all fans

He said he didn't like a lot of eyeballs on him during JoJo's 1 million subscriber dinner.

Kyle: *pouting*
JoJo: "You'll get to a million soon too Kyle!"
Kyle: "I don't want that many eyeballs on me "

Also didn't he claim he was an introvert?

 

[Disneysensation]

Hey Kyle! The April marathon is sold out but you can do the virtual run event. We know you won't actually run but you can lie telling your stans that you did.

https://www.rundisney.com/events/virtual/springtime-surprise-virtual/race-policies/

or maybe the splash event is more your liking.

https://www.rundisney.com/events/disneyworld/springtime-surprise-weekend/events/splash/

and there's a run disney yoga event too.

https://www.rundisney.com/events/disneyworld/springtime-surprise-weekend/events/

you could invite Savannah....

Virtual run for Kyle? Exercising his fingers on his phone or on the game controller while laying on his lug-jury couch?.
Btw: what happened to the treadmill that he was gifted?

 

[ProfessorFate]

We also noticed that he hinted at a Broadway weekend with Casey to see "Mulan Rouge" because he misses Broadway. Put that on your "never going to happen in 2024" list.

Is that the one described in Playbill as "Disney Princess wears Kinky Boots"?

 

[BlurryCat]

His mouth is "salvating" you guyses

 

[Gootsy]

I think this manchild bought Casey that pink cookie shown at the end of the video while she's prepping Kyle's meal.

But he just couldn't resist himself and took a huge bite out of it before she had a chance.

He almost got something right, but then still ended up ruining it in the end. This guy has an amazing ability at self sabotaging himself.

 

[BlurryCat]

A few minutes later after posting this, he "liked" a few tweets on his sock puppet. Just remember, it's definitely not Kyle.

 

[Disney_Fan]

 

[AKW24]

Remember last week when he was complaining about his neighbors being too loud?

I haven't been following the NFL but with the hollering, I thought they made it to the superbowl or something. Here I am finding out in a 5 second goggle search that the packers are just in the wildcard round. that's not really the "playoffs"!

The organizations that win the Wild Card are those with the best win-loss record overall but failed to win their division title. The three wild cards of each conference can belong to the same division as long as they finish above the rest of the teams that were not champions of their respective sectors.


But also, just saying:

"The Cowboys are a 7.5-point favorite over the Packers in NFL Playoffs odds for the game, courtesy of BetMGM Sportsbook."

"Dallas is favored by 7.5 points in the latest Cowboys vs. Packers odds via the SportsLine consensus, while the over/under is 50.5"