Kyle Pallo # 61 Ask me about my pink armpit nipples.

BlurryCat · Dec 22, 2023

KilesCookie said:
Exactly this, whether it’s here, Reddit, any other forum or discord server, etc, differentiate your real identity from the one you use to criticize Kile. His views are massively down, he needs his stream of validation and will do anything necessary to shut his critics up while he’s in the narcissistic collapse. Hopefully he legally starts to face the consequences of his actions in 2024. Big things coming alright!

Future vlog idea:

'Sad Day, Upset About My Court Case | Nummy Cheese Curds At Disney Springs'

SnapChet · Dec 22, 2023

ProfessorFate said:
A man-sized penis to suck on?

Nick and Kyle both were blessed with animal endowments.

Ol' Nick got the big hung hog leg but, sadly, poor little Kyle got a hummingbird dicklet.

starri · Dec 22, 2023

NanTeaDrew said:
She will be sharing at least one of the Christmas gifts he bought her with him. Air fryer- toaster over combo to be kept at his lug-suuurrrreeee apartment.

Just don't microwave the potatoes. That wouldn't be particularly nummy.

BlurryCat · Dec 23, 2023

NanTeaDrew said:
“Sharing is caring.”
She will be sharing at least one of the Christmas gifts he bought her with him. Air fryer- toaster over combo to be kept at his lug-suuurrrreeee apartment.

It'll be just like the Allen Edmond shoes for himself as a gift for Casey.

Casey will weep with joy opening up a brand new vacuum and toaster oven on Christmas morning. Kile will command her to try it out right away by cooking him a nummy meal and then she can vacuum the apartment afterwards with her new vacuum.

ProfessorFate · Dec 23, 2023

He's never buying her a vacuum, because he doesn't perceive the apartment to be dirty. Wouldn't cross his mind. He's a pig. Now, as for a device for his Handmaiden to prepare additional food to be stuffed into his mouth using just his fingers? Absolutely. Dude is gonna be in hot pocket heaven (both the Urban Dictionary version, AND the commercially sold pre-packaged food product).

DetroitFartCity · Dec 23, 2023

tightroped said:
Much like his videos, some things never change.
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What grown man still wears tighty-whiteys?

BlurryCat · Dec 23, 2023

ProfessorFate said:
He's never buying her a vacuum, because he doesn't perceive the apartment to be dirty. Wouldn't cross his mind. He's a pig. Now, as for a device for his Handmaiden to prepare additional food to be stuffed into his mouth using just his fingers? Absolutely. Dude is gonna be in hot pocket heaven (both the Urban Dictionary version, AND the commercially sold pre-packaged food product).

He said that Casey is always telling him to get a vacuum because she has to keep bringing hers over to his apartment. So he thought it would be an awesome gift idea for Casey. Not even kidding.

NanTeaDrew · Dec 23, 2023

So, have we chilled on the Lorcana card chase? Did Mommy put a stop to that?

BlurryCat · Dec 23, 2023

DetroitFartCity said:
What grown man still wears tighty-whiteys?

What grown man gives his skidmark-stained tighty whiteys

to his 'girl friend' to clean at her place and then bring back over before a trip?

Disneysensation · Dec 23, 2023

Oar boy rates this “10 out of 10”

DisneyTrolls · Dec 23, 2023

He calls her a hot tamale? Is this Kyle’s attempt at flirting? Nothing says “you are the love of my life” like calling your girl friend/ Mommy a hot tamale.

DetroitFartCity · Dec 23, 2023

GROSS.

BlurryCat said:
What grown man gives his skidmark-stained tighty whiteys to his 'girl friend' to clean at her place and then bring back over before a trip?
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SnapChet · Dec 23, 2023

BlurryCat · Dec 23, 2023

DisneyTrolls said:
He calls her a hot tamale? Is this Kyle’s attempt at flirting? Nothing says “you are the love of my life” like calling your girl friend/ Mommy a hot tamale. View attachment 2646157
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"Hot tamale"??

Was he watching one of his "how to flirt with girls" videos on YouTube?

SnapChet · Dec 23, 2023

BlurryCat said:
"Hot tamale"??

Was he watching one of his "how to flirt with girls" videos on YouTube?

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Memories light the corners of my mind.
Misty watercolor memories..... ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

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And this is the tragic result of pretending to date Pallo and in a very short time.

GreyStroke · Dec 23, 2023

NanTeaDrew said:
So, have we chilled on the Lorcana card chase? Did Mommy put a stop to that?

They reprinted the sets to death and are available everywhere now. Pretty much worthless.

Wusubby · Dec 23, 2023

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I subscribed just to piss Kylie off.

Thank you, :

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Gone with the third one. As in my eyes that's the face he has when he's owning all the hatters on X during his late night titos sessions.

BlurryCat · Dec 23, 2023

GreyStroke said:
They reprinted the sets to death and are available everywhere now. Pretty much worthless.

So basically oar investment portfolio b down?

Grifters of the Caribbean · Dec 23, 2023

BlurryCat said:
What grown man gives his skidmark-stained tighty whiteys to his 'girl friend' to clean at her place and then bring back over before a trip?
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Well that settles it; Kyle definitely thinks it is gay to clean your ass.

No him tell him about homoerotic relationships in the Spartan army.

PhillyGuy1 · Dec 23, 2023

While so many things about the Pallo clan are beyond strange, it totally boggles my mind that this crew never want to spend Christmas together. Weird - very, very weird. His claiming that he wants to spend this Christmas with Casey, cause she is his family now, is just another in a long line of excuses for not wanting to spend Christmas in Suckville with the rest of the PayLows.

Also, the fact that mommy and daddy paid an unanticipated, lengthy visit to see the grifter last week has me convinced that they were in town to look at properties and then purchase one for their boy. It's going to be a huuuuge 2024 for oar boy - soon as he gets those deposits down on those cruises!