Kyle Pallo # 61 Ask me about my pink armpit nipples.

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I would like to wish oar big happy Tattle family a merry Christmas, enjoy it with friends and family since Kyle has none.
here are some photos they rejected for their Christmas cards.
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Very expert! My only hesitation is that most of those very much flatter oar' homely dwarf, especially Lestat. :unsure:
(He's going to steal that and use it for sure.)

Only have my iPad at the moment but....well, here's a more cartoonish, less pro attempt..... captures a south of the border, perhaps
an Iberostar, vibe. 😂

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He confirmed no overseas trips in 2024. Kylie be broke and big trips be scary. Cruises and Six Flaygs is it for oar boy. Also, look how pretty and well rested Casey looks in that introduction video. Poor thing is bleeping worn out now.
Casey looks about 10-15 years younger in that introduction video. Crazy how much the man-child ages people around him.

Bold prediction: 2024 will be the same as 2023. Lots of rambling at Disney parks for 1 hour, maybe another Iberostar grift, a few trips to Wisconsin, and several mini-cruises.
 
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Why is the lazy ass skank wearing a Halloween shirt at Christmas? Does he even think before he gets in front of that camera?
Don‘t forget his coffee mug. Nothing screams, “I am gay and dropping hints,” like a mug that focuses focuses on the word, “QUEEN.” Give it up Kyle and come out. You will be so much happier in life. Let Casey be free to “date to marry” a straight man that will buy her jewelry and not ovens/vacuums.
 
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I agree- Kyle would've put that "act of kindness" all over his thumbnail and title, and showed the people he gave it to- the whole nine yards. It would've been all like " I gave somebody a Christmas!" or "I adopted a family for christmas!!!" Whereas PMM barely showed himself giving the money, had a genuine reason WHY he did it (other than for views), and didnt' put it as part of his title or anything. He also paid for a whole dinner for about 25-30 of his family members, too- Kyle would've been spamming the crap out of that as well! going around with his camera in everybody's face "How is the party that *I* paid for??"
Man, I hope Kyle's channel crashes and burns even more in 2024!! HAHA
Spot on. I remember when JoJo paid for his mom and sister to come to Disney World. He mentioned it maybe one time.

Not too long after, Kylie made the series about paying for his sister, and he had to rub it in everyone's face every 2 minutes, including multiple tweets patting himself on the back. And we saw his sister pay for everything while she stayed at the subsidized apartment. At most, he paid for the $35 Spirit airlines ticket.
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Hi Kyle you F'N creeper!

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Mentions he didn't make his bed and didn't do his hair. Something often brought up on here. Tattle always on his mind 🤣
 
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Today's FLOSS (first lie or stupid statment)

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Kyle tells you that, a lot of you won't see today's video.....which, makes....no sense at all, because if we are here to hear you say this.....it means we're watching the video, you moron.


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This guy talks in complete tit circles, I’ve never heard someone contradict themselves so much.
He claims his channel hasn’t seen growth because of his travels, but it’s really due to the lack of content..

He wants to do lifestyle videos, and his life is a bleeping disaster, the guy doesn’t even have barstools. Can’t make a bed in invests bleeping playing cards…… yes Kyle, please teach us how to go house shopping for something we can’t afford. Anyway, merry Christmas. This guy sucks.
 
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We all know Kylie isn’t bothered by if a shirt is clean or not.

It was probably the last shirt Casey washed for him. No mas clean shirts.
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I love the recent addition of the FLOSS. Please keep it up, Orangutan9!

Today's FLOSS (first lie or stupid statment)

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Kyle tells you that, a lot of you won't see today's video.....which, makes....no sense at all, because if we are here to hear you say this.....it means we're watching the video, you moron.


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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the park,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a lark.
But deep in the shadows, in the lowest of lows,
Lived a vlogger named Kyle Pallo, the king of the woes.

His camera in hand, and his ego inflated,
Kyle Pallo was hated, oh how he's berated.
He filmed every ride, all over Disney he roamed,
Screaming like a banshee, or so I've been told.

On Slinky Dog Dash, a grown man in despair,
Riding kiddie rides, with dirty, unkempt hair.
Breaking park rules, oh the chaos he'd sow,
Endangering riders, with each reckless show.

Five feet and four inches, but his ego much taller,
Lies flowed like water, he acts like a toddler.
COVID isolation came, but Kyle couldn't restrain,
Took rooms from stranded visitors, during a hurricane's reign.

A cast member beard, used for discounts so sly,
As he grifted off family, oh how he lied.
In a 14-year-old BMW, his chariot so old,
Sold by "two sweet gentlemen," or so he was told.

Claiming to buy a house, a grand fabrication,
In reality, an apartment, his true habitation.
Lies flowed like a river, in his daily charade,
A master of deception, so many stans played.

Sixty threads deep, Tattle exposes his claims,
A gold mine of scandals, it tarnished his name.
Whining and begging for gifts and for funds,
Little cruises and treats, oh his desperation's a ton.
 
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the park,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a lark.
But deep in the shadows, in the lowest of lows,
Lived a vlogger named Kyle Pallo, the king of the woes.

His camera in hand, and his ego inflated,
Kyle Pallo was hated, oh how he's berated.
He filmed every ride, all over Disney he roamed,
Screaming like a banshee, or so I've been told.

On Slinky Dog Dash, a grown man in despair,
Riding kiddie rides, with dirty, unkempt hair.
Breaking park rules, oh the chaos he'd sow,
Endangering riders, with each reckless show.

Five feet and four inches, but his ego much taller,
Lies flowed like water, he acts like a toddler.
COVID isolation came, but Kyle couldn't restrain,
Took rooms from stranded visitors, during a hurricane's reign.

A cast member beard, used for discounts so sly,
As he grifted off family, oh how he lied.
In a 14-year-old BMW, his chariot so old,
Sold by "two sweet gentlemen," or so he was told.

Claiming to buy a house, a grand fabrication,
In reality, an apartment, his true habitation.
Lies flowed like a river, in his daily charade,
A master of deception, so many stans played.

Sixty threads deep, Tattle exposes his claims,
A gold mine of scandals, it tarnished his name.
Whining and begging for gifts and for funds,
Little cruises and treats, oh his desperation's a ton.
I feel like this should be made into one of those old time embroidered poems and framed and hung onto a wall LOL!!
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Also I feel like someone should make a video to this and have a narrator recite it (not sure who should narrate it though lol) over corresponding clips of Kyle. Sometimes I wish I had editing skills because I’d totally do it lol!
 
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Today's FLOSS (First lie or stupid statement)

0:07 seconds in!

Welcome to Disney on Christmas Day


We know it's not Christmas day when you're filming, why lie?
 
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Merry Christmas everyone!

And what would Christmas be without oar successful baller complaining and whining about how expensive everything is? 🤣

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The parking is expensive.

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Everything is expensive.

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Christmas Special coming tomorrow from the lugjuree apartment
 
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Why did this bleeping clown spend $40 for genie plus and $20 to ride tron.... What a stupid bleeping duck.
 
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