What is it with these nice-looking closet cases who seemingly have it bad for an unkempt, pot-bellied troll?
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Ah. Ok. I thought it was supposed to happen this past weekend. Thanks for the info.Here's the schedule for the event:
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I'm not seeing 'Kyle Pallo Vlogs' listed under 'Our Sponsors'
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Ah. Thanks for the info. I thought it was supposed to happen this past weekend.
Well he said they have the same haircut. Maybe he got confused.
Wonder if Bob Iger will be there personally to thank superstar vlogger Wee Man Pallo for gracing Disney Corp. with his agreeing to run in their races and promote The Animal Kingdom's offerings?
"We at Disney want to thank you for accepting our sponsorship. We know how picky you are about who you pick from the 1,000s of offers you get each week.
When the world found out you were coming, well, it saved the races this year. We're forever grateful and as a bonus Gaston has agreed to let you blow him."
Oh...~goosebumps~
"We at Disney want to thank you for accepting our sponsorship. We know how picky you are about who you pick from the 1,000s of offers you get each week.
When the world found out you were coming, well, it saved the races this year. We're forever grateful and as a bonus Gaston has agreed to let you blow him."
Oh...~goosebumps~
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Kyle Pallo #54: Ain't no way Kyle doing a 5K Dash. Only dash he doing is DoorDash
50+ threads of 50+ pages each and this is the nicest thing we’ve been able to muster about this idiot.
Wonder what the over/under is on him have a terrible flare up before any race and everybody is treated to this.
"I barely made it out of bed. The pain. The pain. I tried so hard. Perhaps I can run through the
pain. I never want to disappoint you, my favorite marks. What do I do? You tell me."
(glances at the camera he set up on the other side of the room ___ begins to sing softly __ and badly.)
And in Iowa Deby Sue Smothers weeps & wails and upsets all her cats.
Deby (posting furiously): "Oh KYLE! Dial 911."
Kyle: "What's the number?"
"I barely made it out of bed. The pain. The pain. I tried so hard. Perhaps I can run through the
pain. I never want to disappoint you, my favorite marks. What do I do? You tell me."
(glances at the camera he set up on the other side of the room ___ begins to sing softly __ and badly.)
And in Iowa Deby Sue Smothers weeps & wails and upsets all her cats.
Deby (posting furiously): "Oh KYLE! Dial 911."
Kyle: "What's the number?"
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Can you imagine if Disney really DID host Kyle and he can’t even say Animal Kingdom LODGE correctly? YouTube captions can’t even spell it the way he says it. Lawsh? Lojjj? There isn’t even a good way to spell it in English LOL! The closest way to make that sound he made would be the way you’d say “Je” in French or the letter Ж in the Russian alphabet LOL. Speaking of which, I am sure Kyle did horrible in learning a foreign language in High School since he can barely even speak English. Then again, maybe Suckville, WI didn’t even require learning a foreign language in their High Schools. We can only hope that was the case for oar boy.
Kyle would come off as cultured if he knew the lyrics to that song. “Out of the woods” by Taylor Swift is more along his level of understanding.
Even his whole family from Sunkville Wisconsin can pronounce words correctly. For some reason this DUMBASS cannot.
He did once claim he studied spanish in HS.
Probably a dude that spoke Spanish.
Pallo only speaks 'Gibberish' (aka: 'Word Salad') fluently, so English is his second language.
___ Therefore, when he tried reading the menu at a Saulkville Taco Bell, told by the people behind the counter how to pronounce the menu items, he then believed he was studing Spanish.
He's deep into Mr Tito now
Weren’t “we” going to have a Halloween party at “our” decorated lug-sure-wheee apartment? With all of “our” friends?
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Did “we” forget to pressconfirm send on the invites?
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Did “we” forget to press
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They must not have offered German at his school. After all, OAR boy is a WW2 "historian" and has mentioned wanting to visit Germany.
Bodybuilders usually want to get their sleep since sleep is very important for muscle growth, yet "Peter" is up until 3AM every night defending Kyle Pallo.
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