Kyle Pallo #53 Dance Like No One’s Watching, Because They Aren’t

[BlurryCat]

No one mentioned how it was Kevin's birthday today. And our boy KP was wearing his Iberostar shirt (he only wears it for special occasions).

I just realized... if it's Kevin's birthday then this 4-5 day Animal Kingdom Lodge stay + RunDisney 5K sounds like it was part of Kevin's birthday gift. Hence the "mind-blowing itinerary" that Kylie mentioned. Maybe Brianne or Kevin's family booked it for 2 people but Brianne couldn't go.

 

[BNL]

Nice boyfriend vlogging her pumping gas instead of doing it for her

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She not only pumped it herself, you know that she PAID for it as well.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

No one mentioned how it was Kevin's birthday today. And our boy KP was wearing his Iberostar shirt (he only wears it for special occasions).

I just realized... if it's Kevin's birthday then this 4-5 day Animal Kingdom Lodge stay + RunDisney 5K sounds like it was part of Kevin's birthday gift. Hence the "mind-blowing itinerary" that Kylie mentioned. Maybe Brianne or Kevin's family booked it for 2 people but Brianne couldn't go.

Speaking of Kevin's birthday....the put-put video is underperforming so Kyle pulled a trick from the JoJo bag of failure. Out with the birthday celebration and change the title with a celebrity name for faux clout.

 

[BNL]

I wanted to save this clip here in case this backfires for him and he tries to backtrack. I just don't understand how he can claim that Disney is sponsoring and doing a deal with him without any kind of repercussion if he's making it all up.

Transcript:

"I finally got the approval to announce this because yesterday I had a meeting with Disney World where we actually got on and Skyped. I was so nervous. Again, I'm really bad with interviews. I'm really bad with just things in general.

But this is so exciting to say. November 1st through the 5th, Disney World is inviting us out to stay at Animal Kingdom Lawsh for 4 nights, 5 days, we're going to be staying at Animal Kingdom Lawsh and I'm going to be doing my first RunDisney event ever.

I've never been hosted by Disney World ever. In a hotel. This is going to be the first and it's for 4 nights which is crazy and we've got so much planned. I just got the itinerary it's going to blow your guys'es mind. We're probably going to have seven vlogs, eight vlogs from this series. It's going to be wild."
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What the actual F? WHY would Disney invite him out? It makes zero sense. I am assuming that he is lying, but why would he put a big lie out there like that?

 

[aliwasere]

I don’t comment much here, just look on in horror mainly. Stopped watching the actual videos a few months back. But just watched the clip of the announcement and what the actual. He’s slurring his words so badly, he didn’t used to be this bad, he’s either high, drunk or ill.

 

[tightroped]

Happy Palloween!

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

What the actual F? WHY would Disney invite him out? It makes zero sense. I am assuming that he is lying, but why would he put a big lie out there like that?

Views are down. Patreon is dead. Walls are closing in so he's trying anything he can to be relevant. What he failed to realize is that runners can sniff out a fake in no time. He's lying about a sport based on finite data. We all saw PMM try to crack into the RunDisney crowd and that went nowhere.

 

[jipeta2021]

What the actual F? WHY would Disney invite him out? It makes zero sense. I am assuming that he is lying, but why would he put a big lie out there like that?

I wonder if for some reason this year maybe not Disney themselves but some of the companies that work with Disney decided to have a couple Youtubers vlog about the event, but not actually participate in it. That is the only thing I can think of and I wouldn’t put it past Kyle to make it seem like Disney invited him personally and for him to make up that whole lie. As long as he’s there at the event and films he can pick and choose what he edits so he can easily make it seem as if Disney hosted him. Especially staying there with Kevin. He’s probably just tagging along but he’s not technically running or participating really in the event. His stans are idiots, so they’ll fall for it easily.

 

[BNL]

Views are down. Patreon is dead. Walls are closing in so he's trying anything he can to be relevant. What he failed to realize is that runners can sniff out a fake in no time. He's lying about a sport based on finite data. We all saw PMM try to crack into the RunDisney crowd and that went nowhere.

I have tried twice now to register for a Run Disney event. I was shut out both times. I am more than annoyed that this little prick is going to be able to run. I wanted to do this with my daughters and make some memories. I hope he falls and breaks his camera, or better yet a tattle runner knocks it out of his hands.

 

[YellowJacket]

Nice boyfriend vlogging her pumping gas instead of doing it for her

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I love that KP is always showing us how lazy he is. He "edits" the videos and still he shows the world his ass. I'm not saying that the man should be the one to pump gas, but don't film the person while sitting on your ass in the car.

 

[BlurryCat]

I wonder if for some reason this year maybe not Disney themselves but some of the companies that work with Disney decided to have a couple Youtubers vlog about the event, but not actually participate in it. That is the only thing I can think of and I wouldn’t put it past Kyle to make it seem like Disney invited him personally and for him to make up that whole lie. As long as he’s there at the event and films he can pick and choose what he edits so he can easily make it seem as if Disney hosted him. Especially staying there with Kevin. He’s probably just tagging along but he’s not technically running or participating really in the event. His stans are idiots, so they’ll fall for it easily.

Someone suggested that perhaps Dasani is hosting him, since they're a sponsor and he's getting the Coca-Cola gifts in the mail. But he constantly says that he hates Dasani, why choose KP of all people to sponsor?

Also imagine being a brand like Coca-Cola/Dasani and sponsoring this guy (paying for his room and bib) and then he completely blows your company off to pretend that Disney World is hosting him.

I just don't get it. Also he said he's going to be running the 5K. Nothing is adding up here. The only scenario that makes sense to me is that Kevin originally had this trip planned (perhaps as a birthday gift) and Brianne couldn't make it (it's odd that she's not running as someone mentioned that she usually runs these with Kevin) so Kyle is taking her place to vlog it as content while lying about Disney hosting him. A big red flag here is that it's been confirmed that Disney World does not use Skype for meetings, yet Kyle claims they wanted to meet with him on a Skype call.
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What the actual F? WHY would Disney invite him out? It makes zero sense. I am assuming that he is lying, but why would he put a big lie out there like that?

And right after he completely trashed Animal Kingdom in a vlog... why would they host him at Animal Kingdom Lodge?

 

[ScoJo15]

Is this normal?? He is almost 30!View attachment 2543417

And which of his friends will he be playing the game with? Oh right - he has no friends so I guess he'll just stare at the cards.

So he'll say it's an investment - so I decided to see how much his "big pulls" are worth. Here is how much you can buy them for right now:

Mickey Mouse Wayward Sorcerer - Super Rare - $3.49
Pascal Rapunzel's Companion - Uncommon - $0.25
Tamatoa So Shiny - super rare - $0.99
Moana Of Motunui - rare - $1.35

 

[kkevin]

Was that the same Coke package he got last summer when his nephew was playing baseball?? I think he broke it back out for fake flex!!

 

[Bierman]

Do "influencers" have to sign a contract when they " partner " for events like this??

 

[SnapChet]

He also just had a chat with his re-al-tur' on ViewStation and he's bought a $4,000,000 lurg-jerry' home in Lake Nona Estates!
Believe me!

Get ready for the the run. He ain't playin'! ___ So nervous Skyping with Disney (sure Jan) and everything is set for a 4 day shack up with Kevin, who undoubtedly set wahtever the hell this is, up. Wonder if Pallo will even pay for the lube to pay Kevin back?

Bet he won't even acknowledge ol' Kev. Duh---Winning!
Get ready for a week or more of lies, lies and more lies and laugh as he tries to cover his tracks and clean up the lies.
And none of it will matter to the diehard droolers at YouTube.

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

This is one of 100,000,000,000+ reasons I don’t mind making satire videos of this guy. I could never imagine saying this to a girlfriend, wife, partner. The “so there!” attitude

I love that Cruise Dancin' Jenn appears in the newest video, that clip never gets old.

 

[QueenC17]

He's completely lying about being hosted by Disney World. I think he was going to use Casey's sister's bib but maybe after reading here he realizes he can't. I think when his vlogs are uploaded it's going to be pretty clear he's not hosted.

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

No one mentioned how it was Kevin's birthday today. And our boy KP was wearing his Iberostar shirt (he only wears it for special occasions).

I just realized... if it's Kevin's birthday then this 4-5 day Animal Kingdom Lodge stay + RunDisney 5K sounds like it was part of Kevin's birthday gift. Hence the "mind-blowing itinerary" that Kylie mentioned. Maybe Brianne or Kevin's family booked it for 2 people but Brianne couldn't go.

Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge Welcomes Mr. Durliat and Mr. Durliat! You just know everyone working there will think they are a couple.

 

[SnapChet]

He's completely lying about being hosted by Disney World. I think he was going to use Casey's sister's bib but maybe after reading here he realizes he can't. I think when his vlogs are uploaded it's going to be pretty clear he's not hosted.

If he tries to run with a fraudulent bib, I predict it won't go well. I'm not even sure how that would work. Usually at these events , credentials have to be presented to pick up the bib. Wonder if the BIL would try to pick up both and us his wife's ID and then give the bib to Pallo. If so, that would simply double the fraud and K is an accessory.

There is so much about this that is sketchy as hell and it WILL come out. Pallo of course will lie, cheat and do 'whatever it takes' to try to get vlog footage. The sister and bil seem anxious to get involved in Pallo's schemes and online fraud.
Kevin is a fool if he's sucked into this mess.

Interesting days ahead.

Got to run:

BTW: HAPPY HALLOWEEN

 

[BlurryCat]

He's completely lying about being hosted by Disney World. I think he was going to use Casey's sister's bib but maybe after reading here he realizes he can't. I think when his vlogs are uploaded it's going to be pretty clear he's not hosted.

100% agree.

Kevin and Brianne (Casey's sister) are the runners. They do the event every year.
Kevin and Brianne had this booked well in advance.
Brianne couldn't make it (Kyle mentioned that Casey's family is in town so I'm not sure what exactly is going on there).
Kyle begged Casey, or Casey offered, to take Brianne's place because he needs content for his crappy vlog.
Since he does no research, Kyle assumed that he could use Brianne's bib.

I'm sure, since he reads Tattle every day, that after making the announcement he's learned that he can't use someone else's bib. So expect there to be some excuse as to why he can't run the 5K. I'm going with a 'flare up' of his Ankylosing Spondylitis.

It'll be interesting to see how he lies and covers up the other lies.

Things to look out for:

• Will the TV in the deluxe, lugjureee Animal Kingdom Lawsh room be off?
• Will he have any kind of credentials that Disney provided him?
• Will he have footage of the resort manager and/or Disney executives greeting him at the resort and escorting him to his room as he undoubtedly always claims but never captures on camera?