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Man i remember staying at Swan as a kid when it was just about the only property over there. Went back just to check it out about a year or two ago and its so lackluster compared to the other springs properties. It's no wonder they're trying to drum up business by getting it plastered all over these "influencers'" pages.
That's how Baby Cyclops keeps an
on all the hatters and meanies. It's the Little Disney Orc version of The Eye of Sauron:
*And you're observation about the fingers is spot on. Weird, vienna sausage fingers. Yuk.
NO JUST NO
Wow, just wow
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Kyle says he doesn't like crab. Then he tries the crab and he likes it. I guess he likes free crab. He goes on to describe it as juicy, surprise surprise. He is such a food critic. Then he said he doesn't like Rubens but he tries it and loves it. What Kyle really likes is "exclusive" free food. If he got an exclusive dog tit sandwich he would eat it up and exclaim it was the best ever.
OMG what is with him and everyone he hangs out with that have to do Cheers every time they eat and drink. Still reminds me of 5 years olds on NYE with the sparkling wine or whatever non-alcoholic beverage to be like the adults at midnight. I don't know about anyone else but IME I don't do cheers every time I eat or drink with anyone lol
invite confirmed haha. He doesn’t like stuff this much unless he’s hosted. Otherwise it’s nummy or juicy. “Best of my life” is reserved for free food
Now there's a food review, huh? Daily Dumps of watching that disgusting pig eat and drink, either at the park or that ramshackled little apartment? A 'Disney Vlogger'?
This is some riveting content. God it's embarrassing. He's should have entitled the vid: "Mary's Having a Little Lamb."Something about a 'stupid mutton head' eating lamb.
Watch The Magic Dads review Jiko if you want a real food review. They’re a little snooty for me, but they can describe food (and cocktails) very well
One of these days (if he hasn't already) he will chomp down so hard onto the fork resulting in this:
I can never get over how he holds a fork. WHO taught him how to eat that way?
Spot on. Everything that is "exclusive" free food is the best ever to him. Just like the other week when he was #hosted at the Swan Reserve and said he hates Old Fashioned's, yet gets an Old Fashioned and says it's the best ever and he's an "Old Fashioned type of guy now."
He has the palate of a toddler who only eats chicken tenders and mac and cheese. He can only describe food as either nummy, juicy, or disgusting. What he actually values is how "exclusive" the food is. Just like he values everything by the brand and price tag and how much of a 'flex' it is.
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I’ll wait for the video from Mammoth Club to see a real review of the food. He got Alan and Molly in the background of his video today a couple times. And he tried to copy Alan again with the weird accent thing. I just don’t know what kind of accent he was going for. 
O.M.G callahbreean chilli... the Italian in me is screaming at the TV! DUMBASS!
Knowing Kyle’s toddler taste buds the Old Fashioned was probably way too sweet which is exactly why he liked it. Was it a chugger?Spot on. Everything that is "exclusive" free food is the best ever to him. Just like the other week when he was #hosted at the Swan Reserve and said he hates Old Fashioned's, yet gets an Old Fashioned and says it's the best ever and he's an "Old Fashioned type of guy now."
He has the palate of a toddler who only eats chicken tenders and mac and cheese. He can only describe food as either nummy, juicy, or disgusting. What he actually values is how "exclusive" the food is. Just like he values everything by the brand and price tag and how much of a 'flex' it is.
He said it was still a "sipper." I guess still not sweet enough for him to chug.
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