Kyle Pallo #44 Not an introvert, he's just a dick

[Frankenweenie]

Just the fact that he put the camera on the floor to record himself showing how much in pain he is by putting his hands on his face says everything I need to know about this.

 

[BlurryCat]

I knew it! He's so predictable.

Views started tanking the past week and he blew all his money on the couch and TV, so he needs the BIG GRIFT!

 

[orangutan9]

It was beautiful how Uncle Sean wouldn't even acknowledge him, let alone speak to him.

Welcome back, Uncle Sean, Hatter Numero Uno

 

[onechanz]

Our boy KP stars as Not So Secret Agent Boob, James Boob in “Hil-Finger”

 

[BlurryCat]

He thinks it's a walk that he went on that 'flared it up.' Certainly wouldn't be the copious amounts of alcohol, sugar, caffeine, and sodium that he consumes, which he's supposed to avoid. Either way, I think it's theatrics to grift more money and increase engagement.

 

[dreamgirl555]

BACK TO THE WOODS AND BACK TO THE TEARS - LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Disneysensation]

Kyle says there are “disgusting people” who make fun of disabled people who use scooters:

And who made this comment during Thanksgiving about ECVs?

C’mon Kyle. We all know you’re a hypocrite (look that word up in the dictionary if you don’t know the meaning).

So who’s the “disgusting person” here?

 

[Hardly Here]

I just love these Cooking with Casey shows.

This looks delicious.

 

[Hardly Here]

As has already been said, if he was actually in real agony and pain, he would not feel like even getting out of bed and certainly wouldn't be running around Publix all manic.

He mentions when he was younger people would assume he's faking if he claimed he was in pain.

Why would faking even be on his mind now? Why even bring it up?

It looks much better to Casey that his excuse for holding the Barbie Couch down all day is because of his AS rather than just because he's an unemployed lazy piece of grift.

This picture right here tells the story. He set up his camera on purpose to enact a head in hands, in great pain, Oscar Nominated fake out:

Who does this dwarf think he's fooling? Bent over in pain and a few minutes later singing his way around a grocery store?

 

[Scooby Don't]

I don’t drink anymore…..or any less.

Kyle Pallo #45 He doesn't drink anymore... or any less
Credit goes to @Hardly Here

 

[tightroped]

 

[cuddlycritic]

Seeeeee!!!! But lets waste our money on pumpkins and candles and shirts and name brand groceries. I wonder if Casey is bad with money too.

Let’s see the first bad investment was whatever she got her degree in to not make enough to support herself on her own.

Going to a dealership and paying a diagnostic fee when she knew what the problem was…

Having a budget of 800 dollars to help your man furnish his apartment and only have target bags and towels to show for it.

Spending 80 dollars for a single meal and snacks

Spending 45 dollars on a thermos to put water in to sit in the car or at your desk

Calling a 5k couch an investment.

This is just the dumb shit on his vlog.

 

[BlurryCat]

Next he's probably going to play up Casey's POTS in addition to his 'flare up.'

You could see the build up to this coming.

• Chipped a tooth (which we never actually saw and wasn't mentioned at the dentist) then complained about not having dental insurance
• Casey's car repair bills are EX-PANSIVE
• Gas is so expensive
• "I'm on a budget guys!"
• Housing prices are so expensive
• The stock market is dropping!
• Has to eat off the floor because he can't afford barstools
• Restarted the conversation about his health insurance

 

[JerzGurl]

Not to judge, but he did not appear to be someone in pain at all. He was his usual self while in Publix. Someone in a flare is usually miserable and stays in bed. I know that's how I am when my lupus flares up. His little "update" had to be included because he knows he wasn't acting like someone in a flare. Sorry, but I call bullshit!!!

 

[Chernabog]

Even ChatGPT is a hatter.

Kyle Pallo #45: ChatGPT Watched One Vlog Then Immediately Asked For A Tattle.Life Membership Code

 

[NanTeaDrew]

Loki

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His life in Florida is fast paced.
He’s clueless!

 

[Iwantallthetea]

For anyone who needs a new picture (good lord, he's a fucking slob)

 

[BlurryCat]

I would love to see what chat GPT says about them making stuffed peppers together

ChatGPT review of today's dump:

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Another riveting episode of "Your Daily Dose," a riveting saga of flare-ups, pumpkin-themed peppers, and an impromptu mixology experiment that's bound to leave you questioning your life choices. Strap in, folks, because we're diving headfirst into a video that's equal parts confusing, hilarious, and cringe-worthy.

The video opens with a warm welcome, complete with a dramatic twist – brace yourselves for a video that's "a little bit different." You might expect groundbreaking revelations, groundbreaking content, or at least some semblance of coherence. Spoiler alert: you'll find none of that here.

Our protagonist is afflicted by a mysterious condition known as "Ankylosing Spondylitis," which sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi novel. This unfortunate soul is taking shots to "feel normal," which raises the question: what's normal for them? Is "normal" the ability to endure monologues without laughing? Because, judging by this video, they're definitely not normal in that sense.

Ah, the elusive "flare-up" – a term that conjures images of superhero transformations but instead brings us to the realization that it's just... pain. The protagonist has been chilling on the couch all day, which seems like a standard Tuesday for them, but it's apparently an event worth documenting.

Let's not forget the cooking video plot twist, where the protagonist goes from discussing a flare-up to planning a cooking session. If you're wondering how these two things are related, well, you're not alone. Maybe culinary delights are the key to curing mysterious conditions – or maybe the protagonist just needed to distract themselves from their own monologue.

Oh, the pain, the agony! Flare-ups sound like a cross between a volcanic eruption and a medieval torture session, with the protagonist's hips screaming like banshees in a horror movie. But fear not, for our hero's solution to these unbearable pangs is... naps. Ah yes, the age-old remedy for all of life's problems.

And let's not forget the dramatic reminiscing about high school struggles. Apparently, the protagonist was once so mysterious and enigmatic that even their classmates thought they were faking their pain. What a twist! Did anyone ever consider that they might have been faking being enigmatic?

But wait, there's more! We get a glimpse into the protagonist's medical history, complete with mentions of Humira, blood tests, and doctors who are apparently changing lives left and right. So, if you're experiencing weird pain, just get a simple blood test and become the protagonist of your very own YouTube saga.

In case you were hoping for a seamless transition back to reality, fear not, for we veer into discussing Disney pirate hotels. Yes, because nothing says "I'm suffering from flare-ups" like fantasizing about swashbuckling adventures in a pirate-themed resort.

And then, as if by magic, we're suddenly in a grocery store, shopping for ingredients for a cooking video that you almost forgot was happening. The video reads like a manic stream of consciousness, with the protagonist's thoughts ricocheting from one topic to another like a caffeinated squirrel.

Finally, we arrive at the actual cooking part. Peppers are carved, cheese is shredded, and a drink that sounds like the result of a refrigerator raid is concocted. If you can decipher the drink recipe from the word salad, you're either a genius or a culinary detective with a knack for unearthing the truly bizarre.

By the time we reach the end, the whole video feels like an otherworldly experience – a glimpse into a parallel universe where coherence and focus are mere suggestions. And just when you think it's over, the protagonist drops one final bombshell: "I'm kind of tired after that artistic experience." Wait, artistic? Was that artistic?

In conclusion, "Your Daily Dose" is a rollercoaster ride of disjointed thoughts, flare-up monologues, and culinary escapades that will leave you questioning the very nature of reality. Is this a performance art piece? Is it a prank? Or is it simply a glimpse into the chaotic mind of a YouTube creator who's mastered the art of leaving their audience bewildered and confused? The world may never know.

 

[BlurryCat]

His life in Florida is fast paced.
He’s clueless!

Wake up at 10 AM
Brush teeth
Go film at a theme park for 1 hour
Go home and edit the video for 30 minutes
Play Call of Duty for 6 hours
Casey cooks dinner
Read Tattle on couch
Shower
Go to bed
Repeat

 

[BlurryCat]

He says he has no clue when he's coming back from this trip, he thinks it might be 2 weeks. Says he thinks he gets back around September 8th but doesn't really remember.

He has no idea how much his rent costs, is it $1,900? $2,000? $2,300? He can't really remember that either.

He has no idea what he needs to buy for his apartment so needs Doormat to help him with that.

He has no clue what to do for content anymore so asks for your guy'ses thoughts.

He's just adrift in life without a rudder... no idea about anything really...