Poor dumb saps. A new fish swims by now and again at his DeaderThanHell Twitter page
View attachment 2152359 and has a lot to learn about his new "Online Buddy."
SAD
Carson, Carson, Carson.... dear boy. Fresh out of high school and you want to meet this loathsome grifter? Please, please aim MUCH higher!
Child, you have nothing to offer him, well that his parents and/or Nick can't give him, and you'd do better to run away as fast as you can.
He doesn't give a
tit where you'll be and the very idea that the fat, lazy ass would go even slightly out of his way to meet you is sadly laughable.
Now if you had a spare house, entree to a Disney Wish cruise, some serious graduation money ___ well, then all bets would be off.
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Just imagining how that might go. ____ Yup! I can see it:
![Backhand index pointing left :point_left: 👈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f448.png)
![ROFL :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
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