Kyle Pallo #26 His ass is bigger than his future

[SnapChet]

Oh jeeezus'. 10hrs in, only 10K views and already ratio'd.

Tonight's 'Happily Ever After' better do well, or looks like it's
NOT going to be happily ever after for him. Oh well.

NEW Pathway Appears At Epcot, Harmonious FINAL Show:
Ride Day With FOOD: Historic Disney Day

Kyle~

176K subscribers

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If we were at the Seminole Hard Rock or just some casino on a cruise ship in international waters, my $200 bet would be on they did not break up

Got to agree. At this point, as I said earlier, it's going to be harder to get her away from him than it would be to pull a half bloated tick off a bloodhound.

They are a little Human Centipede at the moment, each joined, metaphorically, anus to mouth to the other.
(Sounds more zexxy' than it is if one has seen the movie. )

She's enjoying the ride (oooo..not the best image) at present, thinks she's hitched her wagon to a 'star' instead of the anchor he is.
He's going to try to hold fast to her for her discounts, entree to some Disney events, and, above all, her insurance coverage IF / WHEN he can be added to it. I imagine his parents hope for THAT blessed event as well IF his medical issues are real. Personally, I find it hard to believe anything that comes out of his lying mouth. He lies as easily as he breathes.

 

[airbusA330]

Who did pay for CG? If it wasn’t Kyle, which it probably wasn’t, then he’s an asshole for ordering the uncharged item. What a little piece of tit, consuming all he can before this “career” implodes and he’s working retail at target. (No offense to that at all but Kylie thinks he’s above it)

 

[BNL]

I may have found the reason Cuckqueen Casey Doormat has been MIA:


*Picture it: Last night on the cruise. MiniSquatch & CaseyDoormat
playing "I'm King Of The World" and she wouldn't let him be in front.
The anger built and {{{{{{{{{{{push!}}}}}}}}}
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All joking aside...
The sad thing is, I am pretty sure that Jojo was on this cruise. I could not imagine being aboard when this happened. How awful

 

[Dismom2]

All joking aside...
The sad thing is, I am pretty sure that Jojo was on this cruise. I could not imagine being aboard when this happened. How awful

yeah :-/ I was gonna say- i think this is the cruise that JoJo is on right now with Jete and justin. horrible to be on a cruise when something like this happens :-/

 

[BlurryCat]

If we were at the Seminole Hard Rock or just some casino on a cruise ship in international waters, my $200 bet would be on they did not break up

As fun as it is to think about a potential break-up for the ensuing drama, I'd agree that they probably did not break up.

Casey still seems enamored by her little mini-man and his horde of drooling stans. She still views his infantile behavior as "Oh, that's just Kyle being silly Kyle."

Meanwhile, I couldn't see Kyle letting her go so easily. Casey is his big con in his back pocket. She is his safety net. He needs her for the discounts, invites, and it's another body to mooch off of. The endgame is an actual engagement so he can get her health insurance and her combined income with whatever he can grift.

The question is, how long will she put up with his antics before it will grow old? I'd say not too long, so Kyle will need to try and pop the question to lock her down, sooner rather than later.

I just can't see a grown woman putting up with his disgusting, infantile behavior for years, let alone a lifetime. Kyle's "YouTube channel" (his art) is on life support, and I don't see him having the skills or work-ethic to do much else in life after it all comes tumbling down. Kyle claims he would be a banker in Chicago if he didn't do YouTube....yet can't even manage his own finances and didn't know he had a $500 credit limit, which mommy manages.

Hitching her wagon to him for the rest of her life would look like this:

• Casey is the sole income provider
• Casey has to do all the work at home (cook, clean, etc.)
• Kyle will lounge around playing video games and will talk about the "glory days" and "reviving his YouTube channel," she will have to constantly nag him to get a real job and help contribute
• Kyle will boss her around (like his ex) and leave notes on things to clean, make her pay for everything when they go out, etc.
• Kyle will continue to neglect his body and hygiene, transforming into a 5'4" version of Mr. Morrow
• If they have kids, Casey will have to do all the work while Kyle will try to monetize them into a family channel while shoving a camera in their faces 24/7

That sounds like a bleak future. It would be the worst mistake that Casey could ever make.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

"Plans before plans"

What the hell does "Plans before plans" mean??? KP being cryptic again - as he is whenever he needs to make up some lies.

It that like bro's before hoe's?

 

[SplashRailroad]

It that like bro's before hoe's?

It like ppl b plannin'.
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It also hasn't been a very well recepted disney/cruise/lifestyle/real estate/automotive/dating/dog owner/food review/meal prepping show either.

 

[PetesDad]

I think I found Casey...

 

[SnapChet]

It that like bro's before hoe's?

In Pallo's case, it's probably 'Dicks, especially Nick's, before chicks.'

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All joking aside...
The sad thing is, I am pretty sure that Jojo was on this cruise. I could not imagine being aboard when this happened. How awful

Wonder how JoJo will handle it? I guarantee you Pallo would have immediately thought of how he could monetize it. (*ala puddle jumping to celebrate his night hogging a room after a deadly hurricane.)

He would have vlogged the tit out of it.

"Death Cruise on Virgin : How it Happened | Our Most Expensive Drinks"

"Accident? Murder? Suicide? -- You Be The Judge | Our NUMMY last meal. "

"I Was A DETECTIVE at Sea. Was it MURDER | Wild Fun Karaoke | I SING!

"Casey and I Recreate The Death | How to Get FREE BEER on Virgin Cruises"

"Death and Trauma At Sea | Best View on Virgin Cruises | FREE Margaritas"

 

[SPM418]

In Pallo's case, it's probably 'Dicks, especially Nick's, before chicks.'
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Wonder how JoJo will handle it? I guarantee you Pallo would have immediately thought of how he could monetize it. (*ala puddle jumping to celebrate his night hogging a room after a deadly hurricane.)

He would have vlogged the tit out of it.

"Death Cruise on Virgin : How it Happened | Our Most Expensive Drinks"

"Accident? Murder? Suicide? -- You Be The Judge | Our NUMMY last meal. "

"I Was A DETECTIVE at Sea. Was it MURDER | Wild Fun Karaoke | I SING!

"Casey and I Recreate The Death | How to Get FREE BEER on Virgin Cruises"

"Death and Trauma At Sea | Best View on Virgin Cruises | FREE Margaritas"

Maybe someone needs to slip Casey a copy of The Offsprings " Why don't YOU Get A Job" second half of the song. By the way, Nick has some really bad tattoos.

 

[BNL]

In Pallo's case, it's probably 'Dicks, especially Nick's, before chicks.'
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Wonder how JoJo will handle it? I guarantee you Pallo would have immediately thought of how he could monetize it. (*ala puddle jumping to celebrate his night hogging a room after a deadly hurricane.)

He would have vlogged the tit out of it.

"Death Cruise on Virgin : How it Happened | Our Most Expensive Drinks"

"Accident? Murder? Suicide? -- You Be The Judge | Our NUMMY last meal. "

"I Was A DETECTIVE at Sea. Was it MURDER | Wild Fun Karaoke | I SING!

"Casey and I Recreate The Death | How to Get FREE BEER on Virgin Cruises"

"Death and Trauma At Sea | Best View on Virgin Cruises | FREE Margaritas"

Omg...right? I could see him with any of those titles. Complete classless Narcissist.
That jerk is probably bitching about the fact that he WASN'T on that cruise.
KP: "Damn, first Jojo breaks #1, has a pretty girl, has real friends, gets a lucky break with the tragedy and here I am... the damn captain of the Titanic. Please send superchats, like and subscribe.

 

[BlurryCat]

In Pallo's case, it's probably 'Dicks, especially Nick's, before chicks.'
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Wonder how JoJo will handle it? I guarantee you Pallo would have immediately thought of how he could monetize it. (*ala puddle jumping to celebrate his night hogging a room after a deadly hurricane.)

He would have vlogged the tit out of it.

"Death Cruise on Virgin : How it Happened | Our Most Expensive Drinks"

"Accident? Murder? Suicide? -- You Be The Judge | Our NUMMY last meal. "

"I Was A DETECTIVE at Sea. Was it MURDER | Wild Fun Karaoke | I SING!

"Casey and I Recreate The Death | How to Get FREE BEER on Virgin Cruises"

"Death and Trauma At Sea | Best View on Virgin Cruises | FREE Margaritas"

Omg...right? I could see him with any of those titles. Complete classless Narcissist.
That jerk is probably bitching about the fact that he WASN'T on that cruise.
KP: "Damn, first Jojo breaks #1, has a pretty girl, has real friends, gets a lucky break with the tragedy and here I am... the damn captain of the Titanic. Please send superchats, like and subscribe.

On the Bimini ("Binimi" as Kyle pronounces it) video, at 2:10 Kylie goes "HOLY COW!" and gets up in dramatic excitement saying there's a man overboard (cue dramatic music in the video). He grabs the camera and starts trying to film the water for the supposed person overboard. Then Casey says its just a drill and Kyle exhales an annoyed "ugh, oh my gosh" in disappointment.

He thought it was his big moment to monetize someone drowning in the water. I could picture the little jerk putting the title as:

Man Overboard! Did He Drown? | Beautiful Day at Bimini | The Food Was Nummy!

 

[RebelUtd]

I stopped watching after he was gloating about getting his first pier runners on camera and monetizing it. As well chastising them for being late without knowing why they were late. Just blamed it on them saying it was their own fault. Could have been first time cruisers. or had a break down, medical emergency or something. He didn't care other than he "finally" caught it on camera.

There was a fatality on board last night, so obviously he’s done a video

 

[Scooby Don't]

• If they have kids, Casey will have to do all the work while Kyle will try to monetize them into a family channel while shoving a camera in their faces 24/7

I'm certain this is his endgame, he has said as much. Some have speculated about medical benefits etc. but he's not that practical, it's all about the channel.

Re: Jojo's meal. Jojo stated Kyle wasn't paying for him, but he didn't say he was paying for Kyle, so I'm guessing Casey wasn't invited because Kyle would have been expected to pay for her. I thought it was cheap of Jojo though. If I was celebrating 900K subs I'd have paid for all my guests.

 

[SHRIMP KING PALLO]

Kyle invited Jojo there for dinner and they got separate checks and this channel is getting boring af

 

[BlurryCat]

Kyle invited Jojo there for dinner and they got separate checks and this channel is getting boring af

Today's Daily Dump was a real stinker

Only 18k views after nearly 24 hours....that's a new low

The comments weren't too enthusiastic either

 

[Disneysensation]

Today's Daily Dump was a real stinker

Only 18k views after nearly 24 hours....that's a new low

The comments weren't too enthusiastic either

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From Twitter:

 

[Adams & Brush]

Kinda OT, but we took our kids to WDW for Spring Break last week, flew home last night & had the absolute pleasure of eating at one of our all time favorites, the newly reopened Narcoossee’s at the Grand Floridian, on Saturday night. The redesign, service & menu was absolutely killer. Dinner for four ran just shy of $550, including 25% tip, so the place certainly isn’t cheap, but it was well worth the price. What did I find incredibly annoying is the number of douchebag influencers who were there, crawling the walls, cameras out, recording intros, filming their meals, & taking B-roll footage of the entire place, including of our family. I’m not a huge consumer of Disney vlogs, so I didn’t recognize anyone there, but I have no doubt we’re sure to be in at least three restaurant reviews on YouTube right now. I want to say there were no less than six tables “creating content” during the 2 hours we were at the restaurant either inside or outside the place generally getting in the way of everyone’s enjoyment of the place. Just as a public service, I really hope WDW decides to go the way of Tokyo & ban the activities of these wannabes because they’re really becoming a problem

 

[AKW24]

Wasn't there something that revealed that Kyle has access and control of that caseyscastle account? Can't remember, could be wrong.

yup that was partly from me.

don't take questions that I post like this so seriously. you're not reading into my sarcasm lol

 

[airbusA330]

Kinda OT, but we took our kids to WDW for Spring Break last week, flew home last night & had the absolute pleasure of eating at one of our all time favorites, the newly reopened Narcoossee’s at the Grand Floridian, on Saturday night. The redesign, service & menu was absolutely killer. Dinner for four ran just shy of $550, including 25% tip, so the place certainly isn’t cheap, but it was well worth the price. What did I find incredibly annoying is the number of douchebag influencers who were there, crawling the walls, cameras out, recording intros, filming their meals, & taking B-roll footage of the entire place, including of our family. I’m not a huge consumer of Disney vlogs, so I didn’t recognize anyone there, but I have no doubt we’re sure to be in at least three restaurant reviews on YouTube right now. I want to say there were no less than six tables “creating content” during the 2 hours we were at the restaurant either inside or outside the place generally getting in the way of everyone’s enjoyment of the place. Just as a public service, I really hope WDW decides to go the way of Tokyo & ban the activities of these wannabes because they’re really becoming a problem

Write in. It’s all we can do.

It’s patently out of hand. Besides the ones we witch about on tattle there’s 20-30 other channels with small viewerships. The live streamers are the worst. No one wants to be an extra so this “vlogger” can eke out a living being a glutton tourist at WDW.