Could it be that there might be trouble in Paradise? In the weeks since KP introduced us to the love of his life, she has appeared in almost every single one of his videos. However, that seems to have changed now. They got off the Virgin cruise over a week ago and Pallo used all of last week to take a break and show 8, yes-count them 8, vlogs of the same cruise crap on a daily basis. No signs of CD yesterday or today. Perhaps she hasn't been with him since the day they came off the cruise? (I thought it was really strange when she didn't accompany the other three to the dinner celebration in honor of JoJo's 900,000 subs.) Has she finally come to her senses? Could Pallo be using this time to think up an excuse as to why we haven't seen her and won't be seeing her anymore? For Casey's sake, I hope this might be true.
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I mean she does have a job, unlike KP. The only thing that would lead me to think they broke up is the picture of the woods. No good news is shared in those trees by his apartment.
In KP's own words:
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So is this Casey or kylie on caseyscastle?
Even Lora, who Kyle shares more chemistry with and who laughs at his toddler antics, said that she would "go crazy spending more than 3 days aboard a cruise ship with Kyle." Not even Kyle's own family can tolerate him for more than few days ("he just wears us out when he's home").
I was curious how it would fare with Casey and if that might knock some sense into her. It's different being confined with someone 24/7 rather than just going on dates. Their less-desirable habits that may be tolerable at first, quickly become more tiresome and irking.
Casey looked really upset watching Kyle blow $200 on slots, probably knowing he's broke, and witnessing his irresponsibility and potential gambling addiction on top of his alcohol addiction. Then later that night, something went down at Scarlet Night, and she looked really uncomfortable on the bed watching Kyle lie about deleting the footage.
Her body language says it all...while Kyle describes the night as "amazing," she gives a quick fake, forced smile and then keeps glancing off, hand on chin in thought (re-thinking the relationship, perhaps?)
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Who knows....it is a bit odd how there's been no sign of her (not even on his social media) and their cruise got back on Mar 26th.
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Probably resold it on eBay, like most of the other gifts people have sent him.
Wasn't there something that revealed that Kyle has access and control of that caseyscastle account? Can't remember, could be wrong.
I wish someone could find his eBay account, that would be hilarious, I tried to find it once before but no luck. I'm pretty sure he sold the Club 33 Tumbler, so it might currently be listed or recently sold.
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Hmmm..... perhaps this is the reason that Sister-Wife is rushing down to Orlando ASAP?
"Trouble in paradise?" ____ And Mousey Doormat HAS been AWOL? Still, she has a real job....hmmmm?
It is interesting. Still, she seemed as stuck to her widdle' darlin' Pallo pup as a starving tick. In general, she seems to love the attention and often buries her moon-shaped puss right beside his into his camera..... and excuses every disgusting and depraved move he makes.
Perhaps the 'cuteness' is wearing off. After a few days of that, you could imagine anyone saying, "OMFG! Years of THIS fool? A LIFETIME?
OH HELL NOOOOO'! I'M OUT! "
IF there has been a rift, expect the "WOE IS MEEEEEE'!" pity party to begin and soon. "I'm suffering and despressed. Only a cruise, a spa visit or two, and a few staycations can save me. I loved so hard and so much I've neglected YOU. But never again my dear, dear devotees. Won't YOU dear fans help me? I live only for YOU and YOU know that. Get that money to me (*gift cards accepted) and be generous, and anything sellable on Ebay is OK if it's expaansive'.
Yours in Jesus' grifting name.
Kyle XOXOXOXOXO'... to infinity and beyond."
In any case, he'll need Nurse Matron to be by his side to comfort him. Maybe she'll take him on another cringe worthy cruise where, like last time, they can be alone together, share a bed, and he can begin the healing process.
BE WRONG NOT TO SPECULATE.
Alexis: "You mean she just dumped you?
Just like that? Are you going to be OK?"
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She does have a real job; however, she has had that same job since the day she started appearing in KP's vlogs. She has taken off a day or two from the vlogs here and there, but has never been MIA this long. Something is definitely up!
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"Plans before plans"
What the hell does "Plans before plans" mean??? KP being cryptic again - as he is whenever he needs to make up some lies.
Maybe he remembered some version of the iconic line from Frank Herbert's Dune ?
"Plans before plans"
What the hell does "Plans before plans" mean??? KP being cryptic again - as he is whenever he needs to make up some lies.
Perhaps he played the video game? He is far too dumb and sure as hell would never get through the book.
Guild Navigator (To the Reverend Mother (Dune:1984) : "You are transparent to me, Bene Gesserit . I see many things.
___ I see plans within plans."
Ha, ha. I went through all the Club 33 baseball hat listings currently on eBay and all of them were from sellers based in CA. I also wanted to find him and out him. Reseller, perhaps?
Someone needs to go check local resale shops, like Plato’s Closet. They buy used clothing and accessories.
I can't see Kyle writing an eBay listing, responding to questions, packing, and shipping items.
With how lazy Pallo is, selling stuff himself on eBay could just be too much work. He'd have to spend time creating the listing, packaging and boxing up the item, purchase and print out a label, and then drive to the post office all within an efficient time to avoid negative feedback.
More likely that he dumps them off in bulk with a reseller....or offloads them at a pawn shop
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Plato’s Closet only pays like $2 per item and if she dumped his ass I bet he would have “lost” the rest of the footage from the cruise too
I did just take a quick peek on YouTube, and he posted SEVEN videos of that excruciatingly tiresome and nausea inducing cruise on Virgin.
He threatened us with EIGHT ?
The Lost Pallo Tape
"witch Dumped ME! Can you believe it?"
(*False alarm. There were 8. Bummer!
)hmm.... Casey mysteriously missing from the vlogs lately. trouble in paradise? And Taylor posted shes heading on an international trip.... hmmmm.... so Casey broke up with Kyle, and now Taylor is heading back to reunite with him during "Happily Ever After??"
You can't write this stuff!!!
( I mean, I guess maybe you can )
You can't write this stuff!!!
( I mean, I guess maybe you can
)Plans before plans, baybeeeeehmm.... Casey mysteriously missing from the vlogs lately. trouble in paradise? And Taylor posted shes heading on an international trip.... hmmmm.... so Casey broke up with Kyle, and now Taylor is heading back to reunite with him during "Happily Ever After??"
You can't write this stuff!!!
( I mean, I guess maybe you can
Maybe after that awkward eye kiss and then seeing how passionately Kylie was dancing to and singing "Dancing Queen" (gay man's anthem) on the cruise, Casey realized that Kylie should stop living a lie and go finally live out his dreams ("it's not you, it's me" type of break-up). Where's Nick at?
Go on Kylie.....live your dreams
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I may have found the reason Cuckqueen Casey Doormat has been MIA:
*Picture it: Last night on the cruise. MiniSquatch & CaseyDoormat
playing "I'm King Of The World" and she wouldn't let him be in front.
The anger built and {{{{{{{{{{{push!}}}}}}}}}
*Picture it: Last night on the cruise. MiniSquatch & CaseyDoormat
playing "I'm King Of The World" and she wouldn't let him be in front.
The anger built and {{{{{{{{{{{push!}}}}}}}}}
Was there a smuggled-on microwave in the couple's cabin and a potato involved in the incident?I may have found the reason Cuckqueen Casey Doormat has been MIA:
*Picture it: Last night on the cruise. MiniSquatch & CaseyDoormat
playing "I'm King Of The World" and she wouldn't let him be in front.
The anger built and {{{{{{{{{{{push!}}}}}}}}}
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We tried to warn you Casey
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If we were at the Seminole Hard Rock or just some casino on a cruise ship in international waters, my $200 bet would be on they did not break up
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