Kyle Pallo #16 I might have a small penis, but I’m a huge dick

[airbusA330]

I’m a Tumi guy (because I get them discounted at the outlet mall or Nordstrom Rack lmao) but every time I see a B&R carry on I get a little jealous, their design with the handle rails on the outside is just better. If going for cheaper and don’t care about status symbol brands then Travelpro is the way to go all day. Anyways this is the kind of stuff that you might expect a travel influencer to be discussing to try to get sponsorships for themselves, not Superdry and Starbucks

Lol @ bolded. Right!

I was all set for a Tumi but a travel blogger I read switched from Tumi to B&R and had a good reason (mostly warranty related). Since the price point was similar I went with the Briggs. If I checked Nordstrom rack I’d probably have a tumi, never thought about it! And my co workers don’t know it’s expensive

 

[SHRIMP KING PALLO]

Lol @ bolded. Right!

I was all set for a Tumi but a travel blogger I read switched from Tumi to B&R and had a good reason (mostly warranty related). Since the price point was similar I went with the Briggs. If I checked Nordstrom rack I’d probably have a tumi, never thought about it! And my co workers don’t know it’s expensive

The snobs in the travel community (that Kyle knows nothing about) look down on Tumi, but I once found a $550 Alpha Bravo backpack at the Nordstrom Rack in Tampa for $95 which was a bigger win than both Kyle or Lora ever got at any casino in international waters. I’m a backpack guy too I guess

The deals aren’t usually that good there but that was my big win story and I’m still telling it. I had a gift card too so I ended up paying under $50 for it. My life has been downhill from that moment and now here I am watching this channel and posting on this site

 

[SnapChet]

My dream is for there to be a huge blowout fight where his parents and sister are all yelling at him about what an insufferable twit he is. Maybe uncle Sean can slap the life out of him.

Be still my beating heart. I'd pay a lot to see that.

Happy Holidays from The Pallo Klan': Christmas through the years:

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[Colonel Angus]

Ogio backpack here mainly for travel but to supplement my carryon, smaller Swiss gear backpack for work computer and stuff, and Amazon sling for the parks. I’m a bag bleep I guess

 

[PhillyGuy1]

I find it extremely bizarre that so many subscribers love his family. The clown even makes some of them feel emotional. They are the most unlikable bunch. Mom Pallo is downright depressing and the clown is just boring and creepy.

What am I missing? What do people find endearing about them?!

Like you, I have no idea. Besides, how many parents travel to Disney with their adult, grown children???? When they do travel, it is usually with their children and their grandchildren, who usually are the ones who enjoy the parks the most. Then again, with a clown dad, dad, dad as the role model, a mom who shows little to no emotion, and a sister who should know better than to indulge her grifter brother, what can we expect? Also, if the dad is returning for Christmas, what was the rush to give Kylie his presents on 11/30? The kid is so used to opening gifts from his stans and tossing them aside, that he can barely stand to look appreciative when he opens his family's gifts. Why they even bother is a mystery. Let's keep an eye open for Kylie to use that suitcase. Correct, it's not going to happen in this lifetime! Same with the boxes he received to organize ornaments. Who in the world would think that those boxes are something the kid would actually use. Why put effort into anything, including organization, when you can live life as a grifter slob.

 

[SnapChet]

Latest Kyle bird dropping at Twitter: It made him 'laugh and laugh.'
Pssssst............It made a LOT of people laugh Kylie', but they were laughing AT and not WITH you. SAD

 

[SHRIMP KING PALLO]

I would have driven out to Destin to meet up with his brother and his family just so I would have an excuse to stop at the Rudy’s BBQ that opened up in PCB last year. Plus he could have taken the scenic route and stopped at two Buc-ees stores on the way too. That’s like a weeks worth of content ideas in one day trip without even needing to film the family time

 

[SPM418]

So, your extended family is traveling in from where they live. Maybe, as a resident of the Orlando area and so close to Disney and supposedly love your family, maybe you could do a few things to make their trip truly enjoyable. For instance , they are traveling from the airport to their resort with lots of bags, maybe rent a van or Suburban to help them with transportation instead of them taking a bus and paying. You seem to have Disney knowledge (?) ask them which parks they want to go to and when and make park reservations, because they are not going away anytime soon. Maybe make reservations or mobile order if they choose a busy place to eat so they don't have wait in long lines and let them enjoy their food. Also, put the camera down. No one wants to filmed eating or put on the spot with stupid questions. Well, mostly everyone. I know this may cost some money, but if I had many relatives who were traveling to Long Island , I would try to make their trip a little easier. My cousin did it for my family when I visited Disney. However, we are talking about Kyle. Oh, Scooby Don't , I loved your earlier post regarding Kyle and I always heed your posts regarding him because you have witnessed him or close association to him. You have seen the true Kyle. There is another You Tube vlogger that , I think , would have been a match for the job you were considering Kyle for. He is not a Disney Vlogger, but seems to have a big heart and humble in his way ( plus he has 2 dogs and 3 cats) . Enjoy your evening all.

 

[tightroped]

I would have driven out to Destin to meet up with his brother and his family just so I would have an excuse to stop at the Rudy’s BBQ that opened up in PCB last year. Plus he could have taken the scenic route and stopped at two Buc-ees stores on the way too. That’s like a weeks worth of content ideas in one day trip without even needing to film the family time

Lil' Karen Kylie can't afford to travel, unless gifted, let alone the gas to drive there and back. He also needs a chaperone to travel with him.

 

[SHRIMP KING PALLO]

As an Orlando local and as an adult with a functional (and not disturbingly-affectionate) relationship with my non-clown parents - if my distant family came to enjoy their very limited vacation time to visit the very expensive very crowded theme parks, I would tell them have fun, I’ll meet up with everyone for dinner or something and as the host will quietly pick up the check since I was the only one who didn’t pay tit other than my monthly AP fee to be there

If my “job” was to walk around talking to an imaginary friend in my camera as I wait for my college program girlfriend to get off her shift so that I could drive her back to Flamingo in my BMW convertible with leather so soft and the top down before she goes on bumble to find herself a real man, then I’d be pretty upset with the direction that every choice I have ever made in my entire life had led me. Match with me Casey

Lil' Karen Kylie can't afford to travel, unless gifted, let alone the gas to drive there and back. He also needs a chaperone to travel with him.

It really is amazing how affordable and obtainable things start to become once you start working a job (without vlogging it for YouTube at the same time). A good accountant would know that though. Lora, do you like BBQ? It’s 6 hours away, you just pick the meat and order it by the pound there

 

[Squiggy74]

These annoying stans commenting about Uncle Sean... "His attitude would be embarrassing"?? Give the poor man a break!

"Uncle Sean needs some pixie dust sprinkled on him", "definitely hates Disney", "Sean needs an attitude adjustment, lighten up. Rude!" Like it truly doesn't occur to them he'd simply like to chill and be anonymous on vacation without the camera shoved in his face.

 

[joescrayuhbshack]

The snobs in the travel community (that Kyle knows nothing about) look down on Tumi, but I once found a $550 Alpha Bravo backpack at the Nordstrom Rack in Tampa for $95 which was a bigger win than both Kyle or Lora ever got at any casino in international waters. I’m a backpack guy too I guess

The deals aren’t usually that good there but that was my big win story and I’m still telling it. I had a gift card too so I ended up paying under $50 for it. My life has been downhill from that moment and now here I am watching this channel and posting on this site

I tip my hat to you sir--that's a huge win, especially considering I'm a fellow Tumi guy. People have looked down on them since they were bought out by Samsonite, but I still think they're great quality if you're not paying full price.

Lora/Casey/Alexa - if you're looking for a real traveler who understands the finer things in life, match with @SHRIMP KING PALLO on Bumble.

 

[SHRIMP KING PALLO]

Alexa is in town right now isnt she? I better get swiping

 

[Tjonlyme]

He deletes all the negative comments but leaves this one in . Him and Dad dad dad must feel the same way

 

[Adams & Brush]

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He deletes all the negative comments but leaves this one in . Him and Dad dad dad must feel the same way

Oof, not a fan of Pallo, but that’s some ugly twisted crap right there.

Gotta say, after reading & laughing my way thru everyone’s comments here, I assumed there might be a marginal amount of humor to get out of the vlog, but man was I wrong. What a joyless, unhappy home video our man Kyle posted featuring a truly strange group of people, none of whom seem to like each other much & get their kicks bullying one other. If that’s the best of the best that made it to the vlog, i literally cringe thinking what footage we didn’t see

 

[SnapChet]

Tally for today's PalloPileis pretty well fixed by now:

Checking Into Disney’s Caribbean Beach Resort | Some Of The Most Out of date rooms

Kyle Pallo
165K subscribers (*Only 1K new subs added in more than a month. SAD ___ JoJo added 20K in the same time period and now has 535K subs)

1.4K

1.9K

Seems even the 'Holiday Spirit' and that odious brood from Cheeseland can't save him. SAD
And it sounds like a great gathering, huh. "We ate the cheapest food" yesterday and today "Some of the most out of date rooms" ___ More trashing the Mouse House. Disney's gonna' love him long time.

 

[tightroped]

Oof, not a fan of Pallo, but that’s some ugly twisted crap right there.
What a joyless, unhappy home video our man Kyle posted featuring a truly strange group of people, none of whom seem to like each other much & get their kicks bullying one other.

 

[DetroitFartCity]

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He deletes all the negative comments but leaves this one in . Him and Dad dad dad must feel the same way

Holy tit that is bleeping so racist. Surprise, surprise that it hasn't been taken down.

 

[Tjonlyme]

Oof, not a fan of Pallo, but that’s some ugly twisted crap right there.

Gotta say, after reading & laughing my way thru everyone’s comments here, I assumed there might be a marginal amount of humor to get out of the vlog, but man was I wrong. What a joyless, unhappy home video our man Kyle posted featuring a truly strange group of people, none of whom seem to like each other much & get their kicks bullying one other. If that’s the best of the best that made it to the vlog, i literally cringe thinking what footage we didn’t see

Yea it’s crazy. The thing about Kyle is he gets a kick out of seeing people miserable so when the uncle clearly didn’t want to be filmed…he pushed and continued to film him to get a rise. Me personally (I make YouTube videos too) I’m very cognizant of whether people want to be on camera and I make sure to NOT film in most public places for that reason.
If that were my Uncle and Cousin I would be shutting those comments down quickly. I know how comments work and they pop up on your phone like a text message…he read it.

 

[WDWUO83]

"I probably won't use this luggage if I'm on a cruise because I'm a backpack guy, unless I go on a week long cruise." It's disgusting how little he brings with him when he travels. Doesn't bring more than 2 outfits, probably zero underwear. One pair of shoes, one hat. He really is the most disgusting person in the world.

Reminds me of a guys I dated in high school who would toss a stick of deodorant in his guitar case before spending a weekend away playing shows