Krusties #4 Invasion of the killer Scrunchies

[Harrigan]

Morning all,

Lovely to see MrsEms again, been worried about you. Take care lovey, sending you all my love, best wishes and hair.

I think Christmas is a time for children. I do celebrate but it’s not the same. My hub has said for the past couple of years he won’t celebrate ever since his mum died. Plus our family are either in Italy or miles away so we don’t get to see them. It is nice to have a rest though and indulge in nice things.

Mum makes these traditional Italian pastries that are fried in oil and then coated in icing sugar. They are delicious. The worst bit is the salt cod insists on having. It stinks!

Ok, nearly time for lunch,

Big day tomorrow on the KP thread. Whatever way the verdict is there I’m guessing there will be plenty of discussion taking place. Please remember to wash your underwear for the big day!

take care all
Dolly please say hi to Dave for me

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Have you tried to copy it?

I have but its very pixillated - rather like me! LOL

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I have but its very pixillated - rather like me! LOL

Use post images try that one.

Rita,I have posted it again here you go,it’s originally on my iPad photos

 

[MrsEms]

Morning all,

Lovely to see MrsEms again, been worried about you. Take care lovey, sending you all my love, best wishes and hair.

I think Christmas is a time for children. I do celebrate but it’s not the same. My hub has said for the past couple of years he won’t celebrate ever since his mum died. Plus our family are either in Italy or miles away so we don’t get to see them. It is nice to have a rest though and indulge in nice things.

Mum makes these traditional Italian pastries that are fried in oil and then coated in icing sugar. They are delicious. The worst bit is the salt cod insists on having. It stinks!

Ok, nearly time for lunch,

Big day tomorrow on the KP thread. Whatever way the verdict is there I’m guessing there will be plenty of discussion taking place. Please remember to wash your underwear for the big day!

take care all
Dolly please say hi to Dave for me

Hello my lovely harri
I'll take your wise advice...and remember to wash my best underwear for Christmas day. Obviously being 'that' time of year I will be shaving my legs too and armpits...might even go for a landing strip

Love and hugs to you too

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Hello my lovely harri
I'll take your wise advice...and remember to wash my best underwear for Christmas day. Obviously being 'that' time of year I will be shaving my legs too and armpits...might even go for a landing strip

Love and hugs to you too

awww @MrsEms when you get to my effin age,no need to shave legs,armpits etc and ‘down there’ hair stops growing,I have no hair under me pits,just doesn’t grow anymore,legs as well,mind you I’ve never had much hair leggies.

 

[MrsEms]

awww @MrsEms when you get to my effin age,no need to shave legs,armpits etc and ‘down there’ hair stops growing,I have no hair under me pits,just doesn’t grow anymore,legs as well,mind you I’ve never had much hair leggies.

I can't wait. The way I twitch some days I'm scared when I'm trimming the bush

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I can't wait. The way I twitch some days I'm scared when I'm trimming the bush

Well,doenst skankyfilth have her minge hair removed? I imagine she does she has a hairless Quim I think.

 

[MrsEms]

Well,doenst skankyfilth have her minge hair removed? I imagine she does she has a hairless Quim I think.

Christ on a bike, I can't bare to think about it
I suppose that would be easier than trying to get to curtains to match the pelmet

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Christ on a bike, I can't bare to think about it
I suppose that would be easier than trying to get to curtains to match the pelmet

oh dear god.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Well,me piss is on boiling over,will be till Thursdayminreckon,also since the filthy dirty Hagashagbag is sentenced..

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Use post images try that one.

Rita,I have posted it again here you go,it’s originally on my iPad photos

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TKU Dolly!
Hahaha I've got it as my Christmas screensaver too

SQigning out now - see you all tomorrow for D-Day! xxx

 

[265]

Just eating my dinner, bleeping phone just went off, more work for me
in the morning, as if I don't have enough to do already!!!! I am so fucked!!!

I hope I have 3 PCR kits on board, after my meal I need to check I have 3!!!

Katie Price, I hope it's good news! (prison)

UPDATE!!

Just checked, I have 3 PCR test kits so I can do the extra work if required, I will
have to check with control in the morning in case there are other plans.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So today's the day! May it bring that scabby old boot everything it deserves and more besides

 

[Harrigan]

Morning all

Whether you’re a Beautiful Beryl, a Busty Bertha, a Blokey Brian or a Bodacious Betty, hope you are all well and have a Bloomin’ good day,

Keep your receptacle close to you at all times this afternoon and hoping that justice is done,

Today’s letter is Brought to you by the letter B. Bye!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Hi lovely Krusties,Phew exhausted Bleedin Skanky thread.

 

[didn't want to join]

Following on from @Harrigan 's post .... brought to you by the letter B......

Saw the KP thread .... it's bloomin' bonkers or bleeping bow- locks

For me, I think one day, because she's never been totally stopped in her tracks, given time to re-assess her life and how it affects her children, she's going to be the reason that someone else's life changes forever. That sickens me to my core

 

[MrsCranky]

awww @MrsEms when you get to my effin age,no need to shave legs,armpits etc and ‘down there’ hair stops growing,I have no hair under me pits,just doesn’t grow anymore,legs as well,mind you I’ve never had much hair leggies.

My legs looked like those furry chaps that cowboys wear and I had to get the combine harvester out to cut them down to go swimming Dolly.

 

[Gullri]

Good morning! How are you all? We all got lost in the Katie news yesterday she is more or less done after this. And will be in jail sooner or later
Hope you are all ok friends, i know we all got our problems to manage

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I'm bloody seething over it all but it confirms my long-held belief that British Justice IS tit!

I have just sent an absolute stinker to the attorney general over it so hopefully they'll open their email this morning to find it has exploded over this utter travesty

 

[Harrigan]

Morning all

Hope you are all ok after yesterday’s debacle.

Today’s letter is the letter C. More on that later,

Gosh I can’t remember the last time I shaved my legs and that wasn’t a full job just a partial below the knee one sided kind of. I would need an industrial steam roller state of me!

Rita, do you get your animals Christmas presents? I will probably make my boy another felt mouse.

Ok, yesterday total Cop out in Court. A load of Crusty Crap.

I shall leave you with Cinnamon. I love Cinnamon. It’s warm and spicy and soothing and tastes lovely. Thinking about it Katie could always try using it if she runs out of fake tan!

Ciao!