Krusties #2 the sequel

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Always keep the perfume in boxes,all may look pretty on dressing table etc,but go off ?ive had perfume in me boxes still the same.I had a fave years ago hubs spent loads of money on it..eff it can’t remember it..
 
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Laughing best tonic eh?🤣
hope yer farmers are ok! Mine not too bad,it’s the bleeping itching..’where is the bleeping toilet brush I can stick up me arse eh’ 🤣
 
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Laughing best tonic eh?🤣
hope yer farmers are ok! Mine not too bad,it’s the bleeping itching..’where is the bleeping toilet brush I can stick up me arse eh’ 🤣
My grapes aren't to bad at the moment dolly thanks. I had noticed the itching, I don't use toilet brushes...I did stare at my paddle hairbrush for a while🤦🏻‍♀️😂
 
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My grapes aren't to bad at the moment dolly thanks. I had noticed the itching, I don't use toilet brushes...I did stare at my paddle hairbrush for a while🤦🏻‍♀️😂
That reminds me of the 'Ick' thread. One woman said her other half used her tangle teezer to scratch his hairy arse with 🤣🤣
 
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That reminds me of the 'Ick' thread. One woman said her other half used her tangle teezer to scratch his hairy arse with 🤣🤣
Oh no! If my husband did that I'd go out and buy him a toilet brush...he wouldn't be itching no more🤢🤣
 
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That reminds me of the 'Ick' thread. One woman said her other half used her tangle teezer to scratch his hairy arse with 🤣🤣
I’m sure if it got really bad I would sit on some bristles.🤣 Awwww how lovely..I have not got hairy arse though..👀 Porcupine anyone? Yes?🤣poor darling I wouldn’t do that.👀
 
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I’m sure if it got really bad I would sit on some bristles.🤣 Awwww how lovely..I have not got hairy arse though..👀 Porcupine anyone? Yes?🤣poor darling I wouldn’t do that.👀
I'm just wondering how long the hair was to need a tangle teezer to get through it to scratch his cheeks 🤷🤷
 
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I’m sure if it got really bad I would sit on some bristles.🤣 Awwww how lovely..I have not got hairy arse though..👀 Porcupine anyone? Yes?🤣poor darling I wouldn’t do that.👀
I just want to make it clear I haven't got a hairy arse either...ain't got much of an arse tbh🤣 it's not fair, why can't this middle aged spread move down a few inches to my buttocks region🤔😂
 
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Erm what’s a tangle teazer? Of duck where have I been hiding.
It's a special hairbrush that gets tangles out easily! Brilliant product. The guy went on Dragons den with it and they turned him down- he's made millions I believe!! :love: not meant for use on hairy arses though!!
 
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I howl reading that thread!! Now I can't look at my tangle teezer in the same way!! 😂 😂
I know, so funny! I can't even speak sometimes laughing at it. 🤣🤣 I think it was on there one lass saw a bloke who had a flannel he kept under his pillow, for night time things single blokes might do let's say, but his BLOODY MUM would wash it 🤭🤣🤣🤣
 
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Ok I'm cooking for a 'guest' again tonight.
Really not in the mood😴
6 people, sausage, chips, beans, eggs...or peas...I wanted Spanish sausage casserole😬 ahh well. Wish me luck xx
 
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I know, so funny! I can't even speak sometimes laughing at it. 🤣🤣 I think it was on there one lass saw a bloke who had a flannel he kept under his pillow, for night time things single blokes might do let's say, but his BLOODY MUM would wash it 🤭🤣🤣🤣
Yikes!! That is grim! 😬
 
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It's a special hairbrush that gets tangles out easily! Brilliant product. The guy went on Dragons den with it and they turned him down- he's made millions I believe!! :love: not meant for use on hairy arses though!!

Works well on hairy armpits...

I'm joking🤣 I'm smooth...well maybe a bit tickly😊
 
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Remember I told you about this holiday in Wales? We went out to dinner. I’m very fussy mostly eat vegetarian. I asked for a Spanish omelette. The chef didn’t know how to make so I told him. One side was completely burnt!
 
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