Riddled raddled
Sizzled Sozzled
Just in time for tea
Pissed off fed up
Bored stiff frazzled
Covids finally got me
Van Der Scroten
Sizzled Sozzled
Just in time for tea
Pissed off fed up
Bored stiff frazzled
Covids finally got me
Van Der Scroten
I have no idea Boris just....can't read the room They're all twats though just some are bigger than othersWonder if divvy boris will last the week...wonder if he will be the only bleeping mp left in government this week lol
Hes a dick..saw him years ago when we london mayor on a bike...he got dogs abuse,it was hilariousI have no idea Boris just....can't read the room They're all twats though just some are bigger than others
Have you heard of Ron Davies, he was the welsh secretary of state a few years back. He was out canvassing and knocked on my door to ask if we had been to vote. He was so nice and friendly, I was actually starstruck He was a very popular mp but errr, got caught with his pants down, falling over...when another bloke was picking something up off the floor (with no pants on) in clapham common Something like that, finished the poor sods career shame he slipped up there.Hes a dick..saw him years ago when we london mayor on a bike...he got dogs abuse,it was hilarious
Was he the one that lost his dog on a walk and ended up locked together with some bloke heβd not met before? Iβm thinking Little Britain nowHave you heard of Ron Davies, he was the welsh secretary of state a few years back. He was out canvassing and knocked on my door to ask if we had been to vote. He was so nice and friendly, I was actually starstruck He was a very popular mp but errr, got caught with his pants down, falling over...when another bloke was picking something up off the floor (with no pants on) in clapham common Something like that, finished the poor sods career shame he slipped up there.
I bet he did slip upHave you heard of Ron Davies, he was the welsh secretary of state a few years back. He was out canvassing and knocked on my door to ask if we had been to vote. He was so nice and friendly, I was actually starstruck He was a very popular mp but errr, got caught with his pants down, falling over...when another bloke was picking something up off the floor (with no pants on) in clapham common Something like that, finished the poor sods career shame he slipped up there.
Oh you noticed my naughty endingI bet he did slip up
Always lmaoOh you noticed my naughty ending
I was going to say he slipped in, as usual a bit late to the party as for Boris, he'll be another one still stood playing his own tune while the frickin Titanic sinks underneath him xxHave you heard of Ron Davies, he was the welsh secretary of state a few years back. He was out canvassing and knocked on my door to ask if we had been to vote. He was so nice and friendly, I was actually starstruck He was a very popular mp but errr, got caught with his pants down, falling over...when another bloke was picking something up off the floor (with no pants on) in clapham common Something like that, finished the poor sods career shame he slipped up there.
Evening my lovely, extremely socially distanced hug from meEvening all, people are slacking on the Skanky thread, it's still #187
Anyway, I'm home eating a baked potato, Beef, Scotch Egg and coleslaw.
I hope Emms is better, long distance hug babes.
Good old Sainsbury's Scotch Eggs, my Mother will probably have the other one forEvening my lovely, extremely socially distanced hug from me
Oh your evening meal sounds nice, I've just had a M&S scotch egg this evening. I struggled...but ate my salt and vinegar squares though xxx
I like a nice Scotch egg. I have to cut them in half, then fill it up ever so gently with vinegar. Then shove half in while chewing and trying not to vinegar cough everywhere I know, terrible eating habits me, sorryGood old Sainsbury's Scotch Eggs, my Mother will probably have the other one for
her dinner tomorrow along with the leftover coleslaw, Β£4.50 well spent.
Oh you like the S and V Squares, been a while since I had some of them..
You must be great fun at Parties...I like a nice Scotch egg. I have to cut them in half, then fill it up ever so gently with vinegar. Then shove half in while chewing and trying not to vinegar cough everywhere I know, terrible eating habits me, sorry
That sounds like a lovely lunch for your mum I cut in quarters! MrEms does salt...I don't.Good old Sainsbury's Scotch Eggs, my Mother will probably have the other one for
her dinner tomorrow along with the leftover coleslaw, Β£4.50 well spent.
Oh you like the S and V Squares, been a while since I had some of them..
I might tell you a secret Ems. I used to have a very bad Chipstick habit. Salt & vinegar ones. I nearly ended up in the Priory. I've moved on to Lidl's own brand and am now down to one packet a week. It's been hard. But I'm winningThat sounds like a lovely lunch for your mum I cut in quarters! MrEms does salt...I don't.
Salt and vinegar squares have been a staple in my diet since about 2008. I have had them as just snack but at one point sadly they were all I ate. Covid first lockdown kicked my butt because I couldn't hide my bad eating.
Now I have to eat...for the kids because they will tell me off
I am. Nobody gets the cheese & onion on cocktail sticks, or the hedgehog. It's MINE!!!You must be great fun at Parties...
You must find me an alternative to the squares...I'd gone two weeks without a pack I ended up trying salt and vinegar quavers just for the odd texture...oh god just don't go thereI might tell you a secret Ems. I used to have a very bad Chipstick habit. Salt & vinegar ones. I nearly ended up in the Priory. I've moved on to Lidl's own brand and am now down to one packet a week. It's been hard. But I'm winning
I am. Nobody gets the cheese & onion on cocktail sticks, or the hedgehog. It's MINE!!!
Oh god no, Quavers won't do it. Yuk!!You must find me an alternative to the squares...I'd gone two weeks without a pack I ended up trying salt and vinegar quavers just for the odd texture...oh god just don't go there