Krusties #17 Come on Krustieharri Give us Krustie Aubergine Parmigiana For Ems.

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Riddled raddled
Sizzled Sozzled
Just in time for tea
Pissed off fed up
Bored stiff frazzled
Covids finally got me

Van Der Scroten
 
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Wonder if divvy boris will last the week...wonder if he will be the only bleeping mp left in government this week lol
 
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Wonder if divvy boris will last the week...wonder if he will be the only bleeping mp left in government this week lol
I have no ideaπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Boris just....can't read the room🀣 They're all twats though just some are bigger than others🀣
 
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Hes a dick..saw him years ago when we london mayor on a bike...he got dogs abuse,it was hilarious
Have you heard of Ron Davies, he was the welsh secretary of state a few years back. He was out canvassing and knocked on my door to ask if we had been to vote. He was so nice and friendly, I was actually starstruck 🀩 He was a very popular mp but errr, got caught with his pants down, falling over...when another bloke was picking something up off the floor (with no pants on) in clapham common🀣 Something like that, finished the poor sods careerπŸ™ shame he slipped up there.
 
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Have you heard of Ron Davies, he was the welsh secretary of state a few years back. He was out canvassing and knocked on my door to ask if we had been to vote. He was so nice and friendly, I was actually starstruck 🀩 He was a very popular mp but errr, got caught with his pants down, falling over...when another bloke was picking something up off the floor (with no pants on) in clapham common🀣 Something like that, finished the poor sods careerπŸ™ shame he slipped up there.
Was he the one that lost his dog on a walk and ended up locked together with some bloke he’d not met before? I’m thinking Little Britain now

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Have you heard of Ron Davies, he was the welsh secretary of state a few years back. He was out canvassing and knocked on my door to ask if we had been to vote. He was so nice and friendly, I was actually starstruck 🀩 He was a very popular mp but errr, got caught with his pants down, falling over...when another bloke was picking something up off the floor (with no pants on) in clapham common🀣 Something like that, finished the poor sods careerπŸ™ shame he slipped up there.
I bet he did slip up πŸ˜†
 
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Have you heard of Ron Davies, he was the welsh secretary of state a few years back. He was out canvassing and knocked on my door to ask if we had been to vote. He was so nice and friendly, I was actually starstruck 🀩 He was a very popular mp but errr, got caught with his pants down, falling over...when another bloke was picking something up off the floor (with no pants on) in clapham common🀣 Something like that, finished the poor sods careerπŸ™ shame he slipped up there.
I was going to say he slipped in, as usual a bit late to the party 🀣🀣 as for Boris, he'll be another one still stood playing his own tune while the frickin Titanic sinks underneath him xx
 
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Evening all, people are slacking on the Skanky thread, it's still #187 :LOL: :LOL:

Anyway, I'm home eating a baked potato, Beef, Scotch Egg and coleslaw.

I hope Emms is better, long distance hug babes.🀭
 
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Evening all, people are slacking on the Skanky thread, it's still #187 :LOL: :LOL:

Anyway, I'm home eating a baked potato, Beef, Scotch Egg and coleslaw.

I hope Emms is better, long distance hug babes.🀭
Evening my lovely, extremely socially distanced hug from meπŸ€—

I think the skanky thread has gone quiet as no one is allowed to talk about and speculate whose behind that mad insta accountπŸ€” and the two idiots are not exactly having the time of their lives on holiday🀣

Oh your evening meal sounds nice, I've just had a M&S scotch egg this evening. I struggled...but ate my salt and vinegar squares though😘 xxx
 
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Evening my lovely, extremely socially distanced hug from meπŸ€—

Oh your evening meal sounds nice, I've just had a M&S scotch egg this evening. I struggled...but ate my salt and vinegar squares though😘 xxx
Good old Sainsbury's Scotch Eggs, my Mother will probably have the other one for
her dinner tomorrow along with the leftover coleslaw, Β£4.50 well spent.

Oh you like the S and V Squares, been a while since I had some of them.. ;)
 
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Good old Sainsbury's Scotch Eggs, my Mother will probably have the other one for
her dinner tomorrow along with the leftover coleslaw, Β£4.50 well spent.

Oh you like the S and V Squares, been a while since I had some of them.. ;)
I like a nice Scotch egg. I have to cut them in half, then fill it up ever so gently with vinegar. Then shove half in while chewing and trying not to vinegar cough everywhere 🀭🀣🀣 I know, terrible eating habits me, sorry 🀣
 
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I like a nice Scotch egg. I have to cut them in half, then fill it up ever so gently with vinegar. Then shove half in while chewing and trying not to vinegar cough everywhere 🀭🀣🀣 I know, terrible eating habits me, sorry 🀣
You must be great fun at Parties... :LOL: :LOL:
 
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Good old Sainsbury's Scotch Eggs, my Mother will probably have the other one for
her dinner tomorrow along with the leftover coleslaw, Β£4.50 well spent.

Oh you like the S and V Squares, been a while since I had some of them.. ;)
That sounds like a lovely lunch for your mum❀ I cut in quarters! MrEms does salt...I don't.
Salt and vinegar squares have been a staple in my diet since about 2008. I have had them as just snack but at one point sadly they were all I ate. Covid first lockdown kicked my butt because I couldn't hide my bad eating.
Now I have to eat...for the kids because they will tell me off❀😘
 
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That sounds like a lovely lunch for your mum❀ I cut in quarters! MrEms does salt...I don't.
Salt and vinegar squares have been a staple in my diet since about 2008. I have had them as just snack but at one point sadly they were all I ate. Covid first lockdown kicked my butt because I couldn't hide my bad eating.
Now I have to eat...for the kids because they will tell me off❀😘
I might tell you a secret Ems. I used to have a very bad Chipstick habit. Salt & vinegar ones. I nearly ended up in the Priory. I've moved on to Lidl's own brand and am now down to one packet a week. It's been hard. But I'm winning 🀣🀣🀣🀣πŸ₯°β€

You must be great fun at Parties... :LOL: :LOL:
I am. Nobody gets the cheese & onion on cocktail sticks, or the hedgehog. It's MINE!!! 🀣
 
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I might tell you a secret Ems. I used to have a very bad Chipstick habit. Salt & vinegar ones. I nearly ended up in the Priory. I've moved on to Lidl's own brand and am now down to one packet a week. It's been hard. But I'm winning 🀣🀣🀣🀣πŸ₯°β€


I am. Nobody gets the cheese & onion on cocktail sticks, or the hedgehog. It's MINE!!! 🀣
You must find me an alternative to the squares...I'd gone two weeks without a packπŸ₯΄ I ended up trying salt and vinegar quavers just for the odd texture...oh god just don't go there🀒🀣

Right I got to do the sleeping thing, wish me luck. Goodnight allπŸ₯°β€πŸ˜˜
 
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You must find me an alternative to the squares...I'd gone two weeks without a packπŸ₯΄ I ended up trying salt and vinegar quavers just for the odd texture...oh god just don't go there🀒🀣
Oh god no, Quavers won't do it. Yuk!!

Discos.
S&V Pom Bears.
Spirals.
Chipsticks!!!!!!!
The co-op salt and Chardonnay wine vinegar crisps. Oh my god! They make you suck your cheeks in and screw your face up. Mind your teeth enamel 😘😘
 
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