Why did the courgette cross the road?
To get battered.Why did the courgette cross the road?
No, because the chicken and aubergine were at work!To get battered.
So it didn't have to walk across Carl's decking?Why did the courgette cross the road?
Kevin & Perry go large. You're sat laughing at the scene where they drill holes in the sand with their auberginesI’m so tired folks I’m going to bed early tonight have a guess what I’m watching?
first correct answer wins a years worth of crow nappies
Good guess but wrong!Kevin & Perry go large. You're sat laughing at the scene where they drill holes in the sand with their aubergines![]()
Midsomer murders?me is watching.Good guess but wrong!
Good guess but no. Give you a clue I might have mentioned it before several times.Midsomer murders?me is watching.
Medical detectives ,Van Der Valk.?Good guess but no. Give you a clue I might have mentioned it before several times.
You got it sweetheart, give us your address and I’ll send you the prizeMedical detectives ,Van Der Valk.?![]()
They show it on Talking Pictures but I’m watching it on You Tube.What channel is Van Der Valk on?
Hahaha! So after you've done the deed in number 4, you have to come out trousers round your ankles & waddle in to either 3 or 5 next door for a post coital wee? Lovely!!!
I'd say that all depends on how big your arse is and how many days it is since you last went!!! It might well be £1 per tit, who knows!!!