Krusties #17 Come on Krustieharri Give us Krustie Aubergine Parmigiana For Ems.

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Yes the lipstick! I said this morning to my husband that we should get him to wear some pants because he's always licking his willy, (the dog, not my husband...though if he could he probably would)🤣
You have just given SB an idea for his next decking video!! :ROFLMAO:

I'm just whiling away some time before I can carry on cutting the grass - local law says we cannot do noisy stuff like that at lunchtimes between 12 & 2 but its OK to be chain-sawing at 10pm apparently - France has some very bizarre ideas!

Funny about pants,my mum used to put a pair of drawers on our Labrador Cherry when she came in to season before op.Mind you being a lady they bleed.
We had Dogues de Bordeaux girls. They had these special knickers when they were in season with disposable pads (Tena for dogs really) so when they came into season out came their special pants, however the look on their faces was a picture, sort of "You might bleeping laugh but I hate you!!" Sorry girls but it was hilarious !
 
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Bless you dad, you're the coolest😎❤
They are a bit claustrophobic the MRI machines! Pretend you're flying an x-wing fighter...don't move around though, otherwise those nurses will give you a rollicking🤣🤣
❤❤❤❤...I don't mind a good rollicking lol
 
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Afternoon folks

hope you are all well

Gullri, hope you’re ok thought if you last night as I watched the Ingrid Bergman film. She was very talented lady languagewise. She spoke Swedish, German, Italian, French and English all fluently.

anyway after yesterday warning: This is an Aubergine free zone!

I saw a lot of baby birds as I went shopping. Bless their hearts, what a hard life they lead but they seemed so happy pecking away. Hope they live long, healthy lives.

Ok I better fly off, food, cat litter and ironing, I bet Elizabeth Taylor never said that!

Take care 🥕🥕🥕
 
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Afternoon folks

hope you are all well

Gullri, hope you’re ok thought if you last night as I watched the Ingrid Bergman film. She was very talented lady languagewise. She spoke Swedish, German, Italian, French and English all fluently.

anyway after yesterday warning: This is an Aubergine free zone!

I saw a lot of baby birds as I went shopping. Bless their hearts, what a hard life they lead but they seemed so happy pecking away. Hope they live long, healthy lives.

Ok I better fly off, food, cat litter and ironing, I bet Elizabeth Taylor never said that!

Take care 🥕🥕🥕
Our @Gullri hasnt been on here for ages,do hope she is ok bless.
 
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Folks I’m having a gender reveal party soon. You are all cordially invited. The only thing you need to bring is an aubergine which you can paint however you like. There will be stale bread and vegetable spread to enjoy,

I do hope you all come

where’s everybody gone?
 
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Evening folks, my lovely bunch of Krustybuggers, happy Friday evernink one and all, Friday Facehugs all round 👽🤗❤😘 xx

Notty ❤❤😘 I'll still love ya even if you end up being Long John Silver, ok? 🤣🤣 Xx

I have been polishing today ladies.........my Facehugger eggs, just in case. 😘😘
 
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When I’m eating ice cream often I whip it up towards the end so it is airated and pretend I’m eating Mr Whippy.
 
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Evening folks, my lovely bunch of Krustybuggers, happy Friday evernink one and all, Friday Facehugs all round 👽🤗❤😘 xx

Notty ❤❤😘 I'll still love ya even if you end up being Long John Silver, ok? 🤣🤣 Xx

I have been polishing today ladies.........my Facehugger eggs, just in case. 😘😘
Thanks facey lmao...❤❤❤
 
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Evening Facey,notty

It has been ver funny on skanky thread today,SB is in to decking,erm a hand shandy.🤣 We all have been laughing so much.Ems hasn’t it?You have made me pmsl.🤣
 
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Can you be demure whilst posing topless? Asking for a pregnant friend.
 
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Evening Facey,notty

It has been ver funny on skanky thread today,SB is in to decking,erm a hand shandy.🤣 We all have been laughing so much.Ems hasn’t it?You have made me pmsl.🤣
I've just about caught up Dolly, been laughing at it all, honestly, I swear he does it deliberately to get a reaction. Who frickin well cares where he wanks, he seems to think seeing him do it is top of folks pornographic wish lists, well news for old Deckerdick, we can have it free poppet, we don't need to pay you for it and look at your manky cock end and green dollops!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Can you be demure whilst posing topless? Asking for a pregnant friend.
Yes. Put a blanket over your belly and a bag on your head, sorted 👍👍
 
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