Keepingupwithkirstyslies #7

[professional.lurker]

What. The. HECK is that?! Why does it look like a dog lost control of its bowel movements while walking past her plate? Why is everything spaced out in a Stonehenge fashion? I just don’t understand you didn’t throw it together Kirst. It looks like you threw it UP!

Vileeeeee

 

[Sm90]

What. The. HECK is that?! Why does it look like a dog lost control of its bowel movements while walking past her plate? Why is everything spaced out in a Stonehenge fashion? I just don’t understand you didn’t throw it together Kirst. It looks like you threw it UP!

Just came on to post this lol

 

[BettyBeau]

why does 63g of halloumi look a lot less than her 50g portion she had previously?

Cause she’s a bit of a billy bullshitter

 

[OnWednesdaysWeWearPink]

What in the bloody world is she eating. Looks absolutely vile, burned and dry. The bleurgh. duck that, no thank you

 

[NapQueen]

I wouldn’t feed that to my dog. He wouldn’t eat it anyway.

 

[Pumpkinpie0991]

What. The. HECK is that?! Why does it look like a dog lost control of its bowel movements while walking past her plate? Why is everything spaced out in a Stonehenge fashion? I just don’t understand you didn’t throw it together Kirst. It looks like you threw it UP!

Hahaha she’s got to be uploading this to troll us on here. I mean howay what the actual duck. It looks like big turd and smaller turds day out.

Love how there’s a bit of Veg on the plate now lmao eeee this persons not for real.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

She is definitely trolling us. I can't see anyone eating like that in irl. Kirsty if you're not trolling us please can you learn to cook whilst you're in lock down. You've been locked down since December, you could have learned how to cook a cracking meal by now. Invest in yourself as much as you invest in Instagram and "your see results"

 

[Foundmypeople]

“And for dinner tonight I shat on my plate and added broccoli.” If that is the case you need to drink more water babe because it looks dry AF!

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Hahaha she’s got to be uploading this to troll us on here. I mean howay what the actual duck. It looks like big turd and smaller turds day out.

Love how there’s a bit of Veg on the plate now lmao eeee this persons not for real.

Mummy turd and baby turds

 

[JamRolypoly]

What. The. HECK is that?! Why does it look like a dog lost control of its bowel movements while walking past her plate? Why is everything spaced out in a Stonehenge fashion? I just don’t understand you didn’t throw it together Kirst. It looks like you threw it UP!

Kirsty hun, at least use your beloved Skinny sauces to make this pile of tit less dry.

Vile

 

[Foundmypeople]

why does 63g of halloumi look a lot less than her 50g portion she had previously?

I just clocked this too! Like double the bleeping size. What a liar

 

[PrincessShark]

What. The. HECK is that?! Why does it look like a dog lost control of its bowel movements while walking past her plate? Why is everything spaced out in a Stonehenge fashion? I just don’t understand you didn’t throw it together Kirst. It looks like you threw it UP!

Definitely looks like the Bristol stool chart

 

[Lou098]

What. The. HECK is that?! Why does it look like a dog lost control of its bowel movements while walking past her plate? Why is everything spaced out in a Stonehenge fashion? I just don’t understand you didn’t throw it together Kirst. It looks like you threw it UP!

DEAD

 

[chaitealatte]

I’m surprised this comment has been left up for so long

 

[BookLover15]

I’m surprised this comment has been left up for so long

Well she ain’t wrong is she
It is sad looking

 

[Kittycatruns1979]

What. The. HECK is that?! Why does it look like a dog lost control of its bowel movements while walking past her plate? Why is everything spaced out in a Stonehenge fashion? I just don’t understand you didn’t throw it together Kirst. It looks like you threw it UP!

But heaven forbid she ruin the look of her grid with her muted post!!

 

[Nosingaround]

Why is the turkey burger brown?! Why are the chicken poppers brown?! Why has she destroyed the halloumi?! The only thing that looks the way it should is the broccoli!

 

[Anti-influencer]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again...my hell is only being allowed to eat what she “cooks” each day

 

[Nosingaround]

Funnily enough she’s not posted this plate of shitness on the fb page! She knows that she’ll get told by people that actually know what they’re talking about!

 

[Feedmetothelions]

Funnily enough she’s not posted this plate of shitness on the fb page! She knows that she’ll get told by people that actually know what they’re talking about!

I was wishing she would post it so I could say something