Oh guys, she’s poorly, and her medication looks like viagra… 
Keepingupwithkirstylea #24 Six week challenge? That was just a joke, line me up burger, fries and coke
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Maybe she took Danyuls by mistake
Oh guys, she’s poorly, and her medication looks like viagra…
I have absolutely no idea what viagra looks like…how does she?? 
Danyual deffo takes viagra so that he can service the big beast.
convient that she’s so I’ll the day before Dopeys stagg
convient that she’s so I’ll the day before Dopeys stagg
Great observation!! She will be making him feel so guilty for going and she will be expecting him to check up on her every five minutes
I hope he doesn’t. I hope he realises this is his last bit of freedom forever and really goes for it
It’ll be nitro something or other antibiotics. They are blue. She’s got a UTI
I’ve never had a UTI? Would she really need to be off work with that?? Or is she just milking it??
Could go either way - they can be blinking nasty. I mean it might be something else but judging by the fact she calling them viagra (blue pills) and how she was fine yesterday and suddenly bed bound then I’m going uti (I had them when I had one)
Course that’s what he’ll be doing Kirst, you keep telling yourself that 
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Usually I’d agree but let’s be honest, Penfold’s not going to be sticking his club in anything this weekend xCourse that’s what he’ll be doing Kirst, you keep telling yourself that
I just can’t picture his pals being ‘lads’ who would endorse any type of bad behaviourHopefully his mates won’t let him off with a wet wipe stag do
especially not fearing the wrath of Kirsty the unitHope the lads take him to a strip club and pay for a few dances for him.
I hope he is all secretive when he comes back, saying "what happens on the stag, stays on the stag". He will no doubt be interrogated, I can imagine
She’s pathetic can’t cope for one single evening.
Why didn’t she invite the girls round and make it a pamper evening before her dress appointment.
Zero friends that one.
Bet she’s laid in bed sniffing his dirty boxers
Why didn’t she invite the girls round and make it a pamper evening before her dress appointment.
Zero friends that one.
Bet she’s laid in bed sniffing his dirty boxers
She’s got a dodgy stomach so has prawns for dinner 
She needs to get out more, I dream of a night home alone
She needs to get out more, I dream of a night home alone
Can’t believe she’s going to a fitting with those nails