Keepingupwithkirstylea #12 Found a man keeping it quiet. Now I've got him it's bye to diet

[lolling_at_you]

It was his mum, Bernie
So he still lives with his parents and Gigantor has moved in there. Hilarious. In their 30s and lying on his bed in his mum’s house

I genuinely don’t understand the attraction. If I met him online and he told me he loves Lego and lives with his parents ... and I’d quickly work out he is semi-illiterate from his messages to me ... then I would block the fucker quick smart lol. Each to their own but Jesus Christ, he’s a 35 year old child. He’s muntered too.

 

[Its_Me]

I just can’t with the ‘’my handsome’ anymore. Annoying cunt.

 

[BettyBeau]

Penners looks like he has finally clicked this will be his life forever chauffeuring Kirsty around while she films him and updates her fans.
Poor lad was probably hopping for a chat about his day but no Kirsty’s first thought is updating her stories with another hand waggling tune.
Run Penners it’s not to late.

Apart from doggy behind the bins I’m not really sure what he is getting out of this realtionship he pays for everything and drives her round it’s not like she has sparkling conversation, hobbies or is funny

 

[Chloe123456]

Omg this girl is gonna make me eye roll into another dimension if I’m not careful. Today’s morning quote “ I got this hot chocolate from Starbucks .. I’m not a hot chocolate person but it’s the time of the month ” .. so she’s forcing herself to have a hot choc ? I call bollocks to this whole charade , everything she says she doesn’t like .. hot chocolate, pasta, gravy etc I bet she loves it but wants to look like a fussy eater rather than being a greedy unit

 

[BettyBeau]

I don’t like hot chocolate so I ordered an extra large one for my weekly time of the month

 

[MisterCee12]

I would love to know how well her Sister is doing with her weightloss

 

[Dragondog]

When’s custard guts going to admit she’s a pie and hasn’t lost weight for about 10 years?

 

[SoMuchLOL]

I’m waiting for “the boy did good”

I’m sure she will be back soon she won’t be able to resist showing off all the presents from Penners

 

[Ohgoodgrief]

I’d love to know how her sister is getting on with her weight loss journey as she was doing brilliantly before Kirsty stopped showing her progress

Oh and the comments about him being allowed to play the Xbox have strangely disappeared on his insta!! Talk about control!

 

[chaitealatte]

Kirsty and penfold laying in his bed.
Kirsty leans over and rubs his egg head.
First comes pizza (express)
Then comes the chippy (Harry Ramsdens)
The cums Kirsty on penfolds under carriage

The hardest decision of my year was deciding whether to react to that with a laughing emoji or a throwing up one

 

[Anti-influencer]

I just love how every picture he takes of her makes her look awful it’s like poetic justice

In a way I’m like it’s nice that he genuinely seems to like her no matter what weight she is but that’s what also makes me LOL because it’s gonna be her horrendous personality that drives him away only she will make out like it’s because of her size probably. boring

 

[Thank(space)you]

I *think* what she's trying to say is that clothes sizes vary and don't get disheartened if you need to order a bigger size than you usually wear.

What she's actually doing is body shaming the model for not fitting into Kirstys idea of what plus size should be. All because kirsty can't admit what size she actually is and wants to lie about it.

 

[Anti-influencer]

I’m DYING inside. She’s known him 5 minutes. They are either a match made in heaven or that man is about to have his life ruined by her. I don’t know which is worse

I wonder if it was his parents who pushed for him to take her to the golf yesterday so they wouldn’t have to suffer her alone in their own house for a few hours yesterday

 

[Marie SW]

OMG OUR NEPHEW I AM DEAD D E A D

 

[oczymlody]

I just look at that bedding on the bed in the background and dread to think what it smells like

Arse and desperation.

 

[lolling_at_you]

How are they not taking the piss?! I refuse to believe it.

Maybe! Enough people have pointed out to her that she’s using the wrong your all the time and she still does it ...

This morning’s photo to 22k nearly all complete strangers and her mother in law to be, Bernie.

See through surgical compression bra
Nipples visible and facing the floor
Chubby mound

WHY?????????

First pic is August 2020 and second pic is October 2020. Weight gain very visible.

 

[Mumofthree1225]

Gosh she is MASSIVE. Also that new picture is quite sickening. He looks like he’s about to finger blast her

 

[Thank(space)you]

Well done to @Rosiejones100 for the thread title
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TLDR:

Kirsty has a boyfriend, tattle have named him penfold and they're #models
Kirsty has a new top secret job
She still hates stuffing and gravy but eats this at every opportunity
We haven't seen any dodgy workouts for a while
Kirsty is fatter than ever


Please add everything I've missed

 

[oczymlody]

Penfold shags like Will out of the inbeweeners: pass it on.

Plus Kirsty: that dress would have spilt open on the tube hun in the 22. Stick to the 24.

 

[Anti-influencer]

Sorry, I’m not understanding why you would wear a post-surgery bra if you haven’t actually had any surgery? Especially considering it doesn’t even fit, she’s got boob overhang.