Keepingupwithkirstylea #12 Found a man keeping it quiet. Now I've got him it's bye to diet

[indigoipswich]

Poor racist Trace and Nobert de Niro, dropped for Penfold.

 

[Robbie09]

She’s staying with Penfold for the month as just uploaded on her stories

 

[lolling_at_you]

And of course she has to share her private and personal life information to 22,000 strangers on the internet. Absolute bellend.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Well this will make or break them. Just hope he's not a drinker cos we all know what thirsty is like when she's had a few, not that she really drinks or anything pmsl

 

[BettyBeau]

Ohhh this will be comedy gold that’s our lockdown viewing sorted I bet there is a proposal at the end of this.

eww there flushed faces made me feel a bit sick.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Probably been slapping each others chubby mounds.

 

[Pumpkinpie0991]

Probably been slapping each others chubby mounds.

Little Britain. Weights and pulleys

 

[lolling_at_you]

More proof it’s all about the mirror illusions! She an absolute unit
Penfold’s mirror showing her real size lol

That Asda dress is revolting

£16 and goes up to a size 24

 

[Pumpkinpie0991]

More proof it’s all about the mirror illusions! She an absolute unit
Penfold’s mirror showing her real size lol

That Asda dress is revolting

£16 and goes up to a size 24

Her no double chin to double chin. It’s come out of hiding.
I had a mirror like this and it was perfect for this illusion. Glad I got rid tbf no point in pretending online you look slimmer Cos when people see you in public it’s shock horror.

 

[Member2009]

She looks like she has gained 3 stone in his mirror!!!!
She reckons she needs a size smaller in that dress... even Penfold told her she would not be able to sit down in a smaller size!

 

[oczymlody]

Penfold shags like Will out of the inbeweeners: pass it on.

Plus Kirsty: that dress would have spilt open on the tube hun in the 22. Stick to the 24.

 

[Forfoxsake]

She reckons she needs a size smaller in that dress... even Penfold told her she would not be able to sit down in a smaller size!

I came on here to say that!

Also... second hand Brussels sprouts for lunch yesterday - her colleagues must dislike her! And their microwave must stink now.

 

[Dd29]

So she tells him he's meant to be saving and then buys herself clothes

 

[Its_Me]

I don’t see where the dress is baggy, it fits fine.

 

[Santana100]

The packaging on those cereal boxes is so wasteful! If your eating at home why not buy one big box and use a bowl and wash up???

I reckon she gets them so it’s a ready weighed out portion!

 

[oczymlody]

I don’t see where the dress is baggy, it fits fine.

She just makes tit up as if she’s losing and we don’t have two eyes in our heads....
‘Not used to a big mirror’ made me laugh

 

[Its_Me]

Why is the daily mirror selfie so important anyways her outfits are hardly inspiring you can barely see them in the bad lighting

 

[Member2009]

The packaging on those cereal boxes is so wasteful! If your eating at home why not buy one big box and use a bowl and wash up???

I reckon she gets them so it’s a ready weighed out portion!

Is she not at work?
Coffee is in a disposable cup also.

 

[User_name_100]

Well this will make or break them. Just hope he's not a drinker cos we all know what thirsty is like when she's had a few, not that she really drinks or anything pmsl

Yeah this will be make or break them. It'll either be a complete crash or love's greatest dream.

 

[Instalies]

She looks like she has gained 3 stone in his mirror!!!!
She reckons she needs a size smaller in that dress... even Penfold told her she would not be able to sit down in a smaller size!

I wonder how he inserted the parenthesis “(when sitting down)” into his everyday chat.

She couldn’t have squeezed into a smaller size. Ridiculous comment *eye roll*