The house is so dull and dismal. It's crying out for some brightness, it's beginning to look like a dungeon!
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‘Beginning to’ is very generous of you
I don't know what came over me to be that generous. It won't happen again‘Beginning to’ is very generous of you
First, I hate the expression "cream crackered", how many native English speakers actually use it? 
But the painting job is as always shabby
But the painting job is as always shabby
Kath sees a nice house and she wants to paint it black No colours anymore she wants them to turn black
Hopefully the Geffbot3000 will be deployed to paint the celings. Full dungeon mode activated.First, I hate the expression "cream crackered", how many native English speakers actually use it?
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But the painting job is as always shabby
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They're quirky and they're kooky
Privileged and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Snooksy family
Their house is like a dungeon
When people come to see 'em
They draw penises in the kitchen
The Snooksy family
Privileged and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Snooksy family
Their house is like a dungeon
When people come to see 'em
They draw penises in the kitchen
The Snooksy family
I say 'cream crackered' and I'm native English 
I got it from my mum who is from Liverpool area
I got it from my mum who is from Liverpool areaIt's cool, I was just curiousI say 'cream crackered' and I'm native English
I say it sometimes too. It's just cockney rhyming slang, so it's probably not massively commonly used, but not exactly rare either.I say 'cream crackered' and I'm native English
I'm from Liverpool and I say it too ha!I say 'cream crackered' and I'm native English
me too but I'm not from Liverpool, from the Midlands!I say 'cream crackered' and I'm native English
Katie, your makeup is really not special or adventurous these days, it's probably better if little G has a little play with your collection than you hoarding it for years to come
FFS
I am taking one for the team and watching Kath's 'hen do planning' vlog.
She's arrived at the house and is giving a tour. Shows a bedroom and says, "I think this might be my one. Just because it's the only one downstairs and I think the other girls might be too scared to be down here by themselves at night".
I really have no words to describe how stupid and patronising this was of her to say.
She also shows this wall in the conservatory, saying that it's a nice touch and looks "homely and warm" LOLOLOL Katie, it looks like someone fancied themselves a DIY project using a wood pallet.
The obsession with dicks got out of hand
I am taking one for the team and watching Kath's 'hen do planning' vlog.
She's arrived at the house and is giving a tour. Shows a bedroom and says, "I think this might be my one. Just because it's the only one downstairs and I think the other girls might be too scared to be down here by themselves at night".
I really have no words to describe how stupid and patronising this was of her to say.
She also shows this wall in the conservatory, saying that it's a nice touch and looks "homely and warm" LOLOLOL Katie, it looks like someone fancied themselves a DIY project using a wood pallet.
The obsession with dicks got out of hand
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I bet they were all so relieved that someone else was brave enough to sleep downstairs. Katie also bought her sister a dress in case she didn't have one and pyjamas 'just in case'.
The bit about trying the dresses on and filming some content was a bit weird. Was the content her flashing her nips? Was it the insta post? Will there be some random posed photos for no reason before she returns them?
The segment where she's baking the penis biscuits... she can't even talk properly. The bit about not baking at home because it's just the two of them made no sense, do they know you don't have to eat a batch of biscuits as soon as they're out of the oven? Maybe they wouldn't have time to eat them as they're always at toilet restaurants and going for gorgeous brunches.
Why is it 'so funny' having a nude male model for a life drawing class? I wonder if the person teaching them and the model knew it was categorised as a 'willy surprise'. Mortifying.
The stripper was a guy her sister fancies from her mum's work. That seems so inappropriate on so many levels.
G ran her bath and 'made her a glass of wine'. Crushed the grapes himself bless him.
Have they...... given Colin the caterpillar a penis!?
The bit about trying the dresses on and filming some content was a bit weird. Was the content her flashing her nips? Was it the insta post? Will there be some random posed photos for no reason before she returns them?
The segment where she's baking the penis biscuits... she can't even talk properly. The bit about not baking at home because it's just the two of them made no sense, do they know you don't have to eat a batch of biscuits as soon as they're out of the oven? Maybe they wouldn't have time to eat them as they're always at toilet restaurants and going for gorgeous brunches.
Why is it 'so funny' having a nude male model for a life drawing class? I wonder if the person teaching them and the model knew it was categorised as a 'willy surprise'. Mortifying.
The stripper was a guy her sister fancies from her mum's work. That seems so inappropriate on so many levels.
G ran her bath and 'made her a glass of wine'. Crushed the grapes himself bless him.
Have they...... given Colin the caterpillar a penis!?
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Yeah the work guy surprise is really weird. I guess props to him for being up for it? I can only assume that Katie probably ran all this dick stuff by her sister or her mom and knew she'd be into it. Also her sister really is so gorgeous, I hope she has a lovely wedding!
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How low are her standards that she has to highlight a man getting her a glass of wine?
Oh look at me being so nobile. I had my makeup kindly gifted but my sister doesn't so I'm doing it for her
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