I don't think I'd be amused if I'd been working hard all day and came home to discover my partner had spent the day rolling round in their pants.
'Hi babe, did you have a good day?
'Yes babe, I've been so busy. Hardly had time to even look at my phone! How was your day?'
'Well, I had a lie down on the floor for awhile, then I had a lie down on the bed and took my trousers off. Don't even ask! Then I did a white wash and turned a load of our washing blue. What am I like?' *pouty face*
'Babe! Sit down and I'll rustle up all the meat and cheese you can eat'