KP #88 Christmas is coming, Wankys sold no cars. Skankys womb is barron, So Hark the Merry Jailers sing 
Katie Price #87 Christmas is coming the Pwicey’s getting jailed, if she doesn’t the Court will’ve failed.
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Christmas is coming, Skankys getting fat, please spend some money on the old tarts tat!
When asked about what she was watching on TV she said Angela Black and when she watched it in the Priory she thought 'this is my life now. For anyone who has not seen it or heard about it Itv describes it as Angela Black is a gripping new drama on ITV which tells the story of a woman who is being abused by her husband, Olivier.That interview was painful to listen to - she contradicts herself all the way through it!
-it’s important to not witch about the kids dads while saying she hates them in the next breath (2 of them are old enough to find the interview and listen to it)
-all the bollocks about not airbrushing etc - she’s a blur in most of her filtered pics!
-how she always tells the truth —I don’t even need to elaborate on this one!
-talking about how the priory is helping her but saying in the next breath that she was doing worksheets with her family almost to say there’s nothing wrong with her and that everyone is as mental as she is (nobody else would react by drug / drink driving)
I’m sure there were more specific points but I’m too tired to think
KP #88 Joy to the world the kids Dads sing, cause she's getting locked away! The MM's doors get locked, when she gets out there's gonna be a shock, no home and Coles ran far away
Altogther now....1 2 3 4 Joy to the world.....
Joy to the world the kids Dads sing, cause she's getting locked away! The MM's doors get locked, when she gets out there's gonna be a shock, no home and Coles ran far away Altogther now....1 2 3 4
Joy to the world.....
I can't keep up with the thread 
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Was last on page 38..now it's 43
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Pete and Emily are out of her league and I’m not surprised they don’t deal with KP directly. They conduct themselves completely differently and have no reason to speak to her unless it’s about the children. I have no doubt that she brought this treatment on herself!
I listened to what she said about doing everything right when she was pregnant with Harvey!!!That interview was painful to listen to - she contradicts herself all the way through it!
-it’s important to not witch about the kids dads while saying she hates them in the next breath (2 of them are old enough to find the interview and listen to it)
-all the bollocks about not airbrushing etc - she’s a blur in most of her filtered pics!
-how she always tells the truth —I don’t even need to elaborate on this one!
-talking about how the priory is helping her but saying in the next breath that she was doing worksheets with her family almost to say there’s nothing wrong with her and that everyone is as mental as she is (nobody else would react by drug / drink driving)
I’m sure there were more specific points but I’m too tired to think
The lies just slip off her tongue so easily.
Katie Price #88 Katie, you scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy braggart happy Christmas you arse, let’s pray God it’s your last.
Someone needs to wrap Katie in clingfilm right to the top of her head..that keep her quiet for abit..maybe put a stamp on it and address to be delivered to the nearest jail x.
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yeah she was in one where kp had a party for sophies birthday and gave her a car and she was totally ungrateful , if i remember right
KP needs a new social media/Tw@tter handle aka #ThePlasticMummySomeone needs to wrap Katie in clingfilm right to the top of her head..that keep her quiet for abit..maybe put a stamp on it and address to be delivered to the nearest jail
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LoooooolKP needs a new social media/Tw@tter handle aka #ThePlasticMummy
xx.That's a perfect name for her
xxWe need @Pom Bear for the visuals!
Best I could come out with looooool
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The log ain't come out too good..this is the one I used
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When a superimposed yule log makes your skin look better it's time to give up.Looooool
That's a perfect name for her
Best I could come out with looooool
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The log ain't come out too good..this is the one I used
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Thankyou so much!! @Pom BearLooooool
That's a perfect name for her
Best I could come out with looooool
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The log ain't come out too good..this is the one I used
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that Yule Log as a whole looks good to eat tho’🪵 even though it’s now KP’s contoured mug LooooolWhen a superimposed yule log makes your skin look better it's time to give up.
xx.Thank you, you're welcomeThankyou so much!! @Pom Bear
xx.Loool I agree, I'm hungry now..I could eat that yule log
xx.tempting KP Yule Log mug
🪵 no, don’t do it!
tempting KP Yule Log mug
xx.I'm sure I made a pic of Katie's face as a egg in the shell in a fridge..was a long time back..I try and find that for tomorrow
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My mum was 43 when I was born, and my dad was in his sixties. I was their first childI got pregnant naturally at 45, and was 46 when my son was born, it can happen folks.
Ohhhhh that podcast.....quote of the year has to be 'well I'm not a clean freak as such.......'
duck me, the tit she’s feeding them…throw crap in the oven and shove on some peas for the ‘healthy’ part of the meal. Jesus, students can rustle up something better than this!
The STATE of those nails…bleeping hell…they’re acrylic for Christ’s sake, what the duck has she been doing?
And of course, the strategically placed phone in the pictures, open to FaceTime, to show people who and how often she’s spoken to people….we all know about drop calls love…how you can dial and immediately hand up, but it shows on the screen as a call you dumb duck. Who leaves their phone on, with the screen active, on FaceTime call screen…duck off you idiot!
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