Katie Price #84 Katie La Hughes, she cries when she's not in the news but she can't take all the abuse!

[karma4klattie]

New thread x.
I put this on the Lauren Goodger thread but I thought it be funny to post here too.. Katie Price spots Lauren at the airport while waiting to board the plane x.

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It's hard tell the two of them apart now that Pwicey's got a big bum.

 

[Mellow Yellow]

God it looks dreadful. Why does she get everything done in turkey?

Because its cheap or free

 

[Dawn Dayn]

That's the point at which her hairdresser should have handed her over the electric razor and told her to do a Britney..

Face or hair?

 

[Crowbag]

Latest on his grid

His car key must have really pissed him off, he has a vulcan death grip on it.

 

[DixieDoo]

Because its cheap or free

Yes, she is unable to resist any kind of freebie....even when it means butchering her whole face and body.

I think the clinic even pay for the flights and hotel too, so free holiday as well.

But with her, it's not even just about saving money - it's also that it boosts her ego...that they think she is important enough to be given it for free.

I remember her bragging about the clinic..."I get to pick from a menu". The stupid, stupid cow .

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

This one doesn’t bode well for her.

He looks at her like his trodden in dog tit

 

[Crowbag]

I still can't understand that hair of hers....is it supposed to be a balayage? Cause the bottom is Vanessa Feltz and the top is Linda La Hughes.

I always thought people had their hair sorted when their roots started showing (ie that's when I tend to do mine).
Then it became trendy to have long dark roots (no thanks) and look chavvy.
And now kp seems to think greasy orangey hair to her ears then nylon blonde to her arse is a Thing.

Well it's certainly a Thing kp, but not the Thing you're hoping for.

 

[265]

So to recap....

Katie comes back to the UK
Claims to go back to the Priory
Sets off early in this morning - destination unknown.

Has Katie bothered to see Harvey?

 

[MrsCranky]

Yes, she is unable to resist any kind of freebie....even when it means butchering her whole face and body.

I think the clinic even pay for the flights and hotel too, so free holiday as well.

But with her, it's not even just about saving money - it's also that it boosts her ego...that they think she is important enough to be given it for free.

I remember her bragging about the clinic..."I get to pick from a menu". The stupid, stupid cow .

Yes she's deluded as duck. Lost touch with reality. Such a shame she used to be so pretty and now she's just a sad boiler. That's what drugs do to you kids.. take note. She's going down

 

[Crowbag]

Yes or dye it purple or dark pink . That's what I always do with a hair disaster! A true semi-permanent like 'directions' is very conditioning!

Directions flamingo pink. My all time favourite, and current colour.

 

[DC16]

Saw this, looks like fans are turning, one by one

 

[MrsCranky]

Skanky ain't coming back from this. Shitshow to end all shitshows.

 

[Mikesqueen]

Welcome !!
Congratulations @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy for the winning title!!

The way this thread moves, I’m not surprised people have run out of amazing creative, but accurate, titles. This is a good one, though. It sums up aptly that sometimes there are just no words necessary!

 

[Crowbag]

It seems unfair blaming the Priory for things kp does.
She isn't sectioned etc, she wasn't ordered to stay there for any length of time, just to engage with.

She’s a compulsive liar, knows from experience (of mostly posing by the gate) what to say, will have played the system and then strolled out as and when she wanted.
She’s the problem, not the MH provision.

As they're being bashed now it would be good if they refused to have her back (no idea if they're allowed. I suppose they could say she is an issue for other patients).

Just a passing thought.

 

[wimble womble]

So to recap....

Katie comes back to the UK
Claims to go back to the Priory
Sets off early in this morning - destination unknown.

Has Katie bothered to see Harvey?

probably going to see some sunday lunch with harvey pictures pretty soon...glad to see walter has decided to " borrow" a different flash car..he must have put at least 10k extra miles on the bentley he was selling for " someone" else

 

[265]

Saw this, looks like fans are turning, one by one

I've been reading the comments from people on SM posts and people are
annoyed at Katie blaming the media when it's actually herself playing the
Media.

A few share the view that she will do her best to avoid prison, many want to
see her in prison,

All this from one simple post on SM.

Katie and Carwash can turn off the comments but they haven't done so.

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

They're probably bound for Turkey. Bit more filler so she looks pretty for her inmates................

 

[Joanna Surrey]

Yes or dye it purple or dark pink . That's what I always do with a hair disaster! A true semi-permanent like 'directions' is very conditioning!

Do you remember those harmony triangle semi permanents? They were really great. Shame they don't make them anymore.

 

[Mikesqueen]

Now the big question that the media will be asking is where is Katie going now??

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I’m surprised she knows this time of day exists! She doesn’t come across as being an early riser…..except when she is #cough# #cough# feeling lonely and going to visit a friend….

 

[wimble womble]

You have to wonder in her deluded mind that shes doing "enough" to dodge jail.. or perhaps a judge will see right through it all and jail her?
shes going to get a ban from driving anyway hopefully for life.
All prison will do is give her more cerchingg to bleed off on her release.....................